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  1. Why isn't he called Ronald McDonalds

    Thursday, 09-Feb-17 16:54:00 UTC from web
    • I can't believe "Live versus Sans Undertale" is an anagram of "Steven Universe, a lad slurs"

      Wednesday, 08-Feb-17 09:39:23 UTC from web
      • I can't believe Steven Universe stole a song by Sans Undertale

        Wednesday, 08-Feb-17 09:03:45 UTC from web
        • The thing that bugs me about this "Knuckles is dead" thing is that his birthday is 2/2/94, the release of Sonic & Knuckles, and as such he's been 16 for the past seven years

          Tuesday, 07-Feb-17 21:54:25 UTC from web
        • Turn me on, dead echidna

          Tuesday, 07-Feb-17 21:54:47 UTC from web
          • Sit down, relax, pour yourself a nice glass of whipped cream

            Tuesday, 07-Feb-17 20:15:10 UTC from web
            • "Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when coming out of the shower when he doesn't normally wear trousers" Because he's wet and covered in water you dumb piece of Fluffle Puff

              Tuesday, 07-Feb-17 11:05:38 UTC from web
              • I didn't spend ten minutes GIMPing a bikini onto a baby giraffe for 0 like and subscribes

                Monday, 06-Feb-17 22:09:38 UTC from web
              • Hah, them shoulder joints placed like that makes em look like boobs. I wonder if @thelastgherkin will have something entertaining to say about them :+ http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/856651

                Monday, 06-Feb-17 15:45:42 UTC from web
              • How do the kids stay up so late?

                Monday, 06-Feb-17 09:38:33 UTC from web
                • Remember that episode of Monk where Monk was like "Girls can't eat 15 pizzas" and Natalie was like "Mr Monk nobody can eat 15 pizzas" and Monk was like "grape man"

                  Monday, 06-Feb-17 09:27:25 UTC from web
                  • I don't remember or understand much of my dream last night but I do remember the part where the town's Pulp Fiction statue got hit by a water pistol and became a genitally-accurate pony statue

                    Monday, 06-Feb-17 09:25:09 UTC from web
                  • I find myself doing the Trump finger-pinch and it makes me want to hurt myself

                    Sunday, 05-Feb-17 22:31:27 UTC from web
                    • They did white supremacist that coming

                      Sunday, 05-Feb-17 22:04:28 UTC from web
                      • COMIN' HERE TELLIN' ME YOU GOT A WEE-WEE WEAPON

                        Sunday, 05-Feb-17 18:41:24 UTC from web
                      • #? Why http://pny.lv/1bjh0

                        Sunday, 05-Feb-17 11:54:33 UTC from web
                      • My copy of Microsoft Word has decided that it has never heard of Times New Roman before. Why.

                        Sunday, 05-Feb-17 12:15:03 UTC from web
                      • Concept: competitive card game but the cards are all pictures of cats

                        Sunday, 05-Feb-17 10:31:28 UTC from web
                      • "Too many things to do" is a terrible reason to do nothing. But, screw it, it's the best I've got.

                        Saturday, 04-Feb-17 20:55:08 UTC from web
                      • “Rainbow Dash!” Twilight reprimanded. “That's a very insensitive thing to say! Calvados is autistic! That doesn't make him incompetent or insane!”

                        Saturday, 04-Feb-17 20:11:47 UTC from web
                        • Like, if you're not a Nazi, but your fursuit wears an armband that makes you look like one, and you're being constantly harassed on the internet for looking like a Nazi furry, why not just remove the armband?

                          Saturday, 04-Feb-17 11:14:29 UTC from web
                        • “It’s obviously not a swastika,” claims Foxler – who also insists his furry name is a portmanteau of “Fox” and his real surname, “Miller”, not “Hitler”, as many online argue.

                          Saturday, 04-Feb-17 10:58:31 UTC from web
                        • Way to Internet

                          Tuesday, 27-Nov-12 17:42:21 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
                        • How to Properly Scream

                          Friday, 29-Mar-13 23:08:13 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
                        • -And Gain Power By Learning Ways To Become Peaceful

                          Tuesday, 24-Sep-13 01:20:31 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
                        • Hey kid, I'm a computer

                          Friday, 03-Feb-17 10:22:43 UTC from web
                          • pony is for gay and I am a man

                            Friday, 03-Feb-17 09:39:58 UTC from web
                          • English

                            Thursday, 02-Feb-17 20:51:57 UTC from web
                            • By the way the avis of so many add to the sparkle alright, but then what will it be, IF there was Little Red Riding Hood for their site?

                              Monday, 16-Jan-17 16:43:27 UTC from web
                            • What

                              Thursday, 02-Feb-17 17:50:02 UTC from web