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Poorly ventilated gaming consoles can't melt steel beams. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/820832
Friday, 27-Mar-15 15:53:22 UTC from Mayonnaise-
@mrmattimation yes
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Friday, 27-Mar-15 15:46:50 UTC from web
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@azureblaze ok thaks
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@sonicfan456 It is also right the next day at 8:00 AM and 8:00 PM therefore a stopped clock is right two times a day.
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@azureblaze my god
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@sonicfan456 Is it sad that I actually kinda like this remix? I have no idea so I have to ask someone else...
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@azureblaze cool
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Last period was my weight lifting class and since we have really short periods we didn't do any lifting we just stayed up in the gym area. All of my classmates raided the gym equipment and ganged up on me, pelting me with their flaming tennis balls of death. I am now sitting in study hall with welts all up and down my back. For some reason that was the only place they hit and that's the second to worst place to get hit with them. At least I didn't get hit in the other place. After a while I was able to obtain my own tennis ball for personal defense but not after taking heavy damage. Why does Morphy's law exist? I was doing so good today.
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Not even good Hitler memes. Like, 4chan memes.
Friday, 27-Mar-15 14:38:32 UTC from Mayonnaise-
@mrmattimation Hitler did nothing wrong...
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Printing out dank Hitler memes for History class
Friday, 27-Mar-15 14:32:43 UTC from Mayonnaise -
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@azureblaze My plan is um... well I don't have a plan tbh. I just wanna move out, do somewhat okay in life and live with my girlfriend
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@tiffany Yeah well, you know life goes how it wants to can't change that.
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@azureblaze Yeah I'm fully aware
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#FirstWorldProblems Also, could be disturbing so viewer discretion strongly advised. Do NOT say I didn't warn you.
Thursday, 26-Mar-15 17:50:00 UTC from web- LCpl Azure Blaze likes this.
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Republicans http://i.imgur.com/LNFfQ5C.png
Thursday, 26-Mar-15 13:26:20 UTC from web-
@neuraria More like KKK, wow...
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@azureblaze Am I bad to forget they existed?
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http://imgur.com/gallery/BXAPAsO What I would give to have this type of customer service...
Thursday, 26-Mar-15 13:22:00 UTC from web -
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Wednesday, 25-Mar-15 18:17:46 UTC from Choqok
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@vcgriffin I'd be cool with that...
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Woke up this morning to my phone vibrating. It's my mom. "Get up, you're late for school," she says. I look over at my alarm clock. 8:00 AM it says. "Okay mom, I'll get right on it," I reply. "I'm telling your recruiter that your late to school," she threatens. "Okay go do that then. Bye." I hang up. I look over at my alarm clock one more time. "I'm already late so screw it," I say to myself as I lay back down and go back to sleep. Also had dream about me going to school w/o pants. The weird part is: when I finally decided to go to school today I almost went out the door with everything on but my pants. Today is a bad day.
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I wish I was at least paid for the things in my life that are preventing me from getting a job...
Saturday, 14-Mar-15 03:32:27 UTC from web -
The only real smart*watch* is the pebble. Its the only one that you can always be able to look at your wrist and actually *see the time*. Its a watch first, not a wrist toy.
Friday, 13-Mar-15 18:47:37 UTC from web-
@techdisk The Pebble is amazing, the NHS should give them out with hearings (or to those people they wont let have hearing aids)
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@techdisk Yeah, aren't they making like phone watches now too?
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@azureblaze not pebble, other companies
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So. What have you weirdos been doing.
Friday, 13-Mar-15 18:38:42 UTC from web-
@techdisk Okay, lets start repeating everything.
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@azureblaze ... Repeating?
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I am so happy we have an entire week of two hour delays next week. I can finally sleep in. Truth is, however, I will probably still be tardy...
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And suddenly there was Flash Sentry... http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/820029
Friday, 13-Mar-15 16:18:21 UTC from web -
Similarly, don't get that ridiculous tattoo on your chest for your 16th birthday, because ten years from now you'll be kicking yourself.
Friday, 13-Mar-15 16:05:34 UTC from Mayonnaise-
@mrmattimation When I graduate from Parris Island I'm going to get a nice tribal moon tattoo on my right shoulder. It won't have an obvious meaning but it will mean something to me.
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@azureblaze I mean go for it, I just hate seeing classmates screw themselves over in the long run because they felt really angsty one year and wanted to get a swastika tattooed on their face.
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@mrmattimation Yeah I get what you mean. I'm 18 and have had time to think my choices over. But yeah you know those people who get a tattoo of, I don't know, their girlfriends name on the inside of their mouth. Yeah that's really dumb. If I were the artist I would slap them in the face and send them home but I guess payment is better than correcting the lack of common sense in this world and that is why they still do it for them.
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Friday, 13-Mar-15 15:57:12 UTC from web
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@mushi ... They are cats... hugging each other... I do not understand how this is revolting to you.
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@azureblaze i dont like affection
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People with tunnels in their earlobes will never ever ever be able to work anywhere but Hot Topic for the rest of their lives.
Friday, 13-Mar-15 15:58:52 UTC from Mayonnaise- LCpl Azure Blaze likes this.
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@mrmattimation They could be tattoo artists too...
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm already dead and this is me dreaming about what life would be like if I was still alive.
Friday, 13-Mar-15 14:42:54 UTC from web -
So today in Gym class I came up with the ultimate question: If a person said they would give you a dollar for every squat you did with like 10%-15% of your body weight on your shoulders without stopping would you do it? How far would you go? How far could you go? Would it really be worth the pain/potential loss of limbs? Ah leg day. How I hate you so...
Friday, 13-Mar-15 05:18:10 UTC from web-
@azureblaze Why not. It's not like I'm losing money. I'd just do as many as I could until I started to feel real strain, and then I'd stop and go home with a few bucks.
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Holy crap, dudes, do you realize how much more audible music becomes when you turn the speakers on!?
Friday, 13-Mar-15 03:57:11 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@scribus It's like... magic...
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So, I'm starting to begin to understand why people hate steam sales... This is bad... Really bad.
Friday, 13-Mar-15 05:01:34 UTC from web-
@azureblaze Lock down your wallet
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@nerthos It's too late. Up to 75% off Ubisoft titles. Picked up AC4 and season pass for it. Payday 2 was on sale for like $6 so I picked that up. Just after that it had got me in a spending mood and I got Shelter 2 and the season pass for The Evil Within. I HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED THE GAME YET!!! Totally just blew $70 and didn't think much on it. Steam is a very dangerous place.
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@azureblaze Since ubisoft is on 75% off, consider Valiant Hearts. Loved that game.
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I'm going to give blood now. If you don't hear from me in a week... you know what to do...
Thursday, 12-Mar-15 19:05:00 UTC from web -
Thursday, 12-Mar-15 18:58:20 UTC from web
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@scribus My prayers go out to you then. Good luck on you quest.
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@azureblaze If it was easy, they wouldn't call it partying hard.
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@scribus I never thought of it that way. Please teach me to party hard senpai.
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Does this site have an app? Because I really feel like it should have an app. It's not a bad idea...
Thursday, 12-Mar-15 18:53:54 UTC from web- MetalTao likes this.
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@azureblaze Well there's Mustard, but it's an app for StatusNet as a whole and so is unspecialised (and kinda crappy)
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@tiffany They should make one for this site or something. I'd get it.
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@azureblaze Me too
