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If I get drafted to fight the North Koreans I'mma just tell 'em I have social anxiety. I'd go up to the enemy and be like "um, this is awkward, but... I have to kill you now... like, bad luck, man"
Thursday, 10-Aug-17 20:40:42 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Just go get some antidepressants and they'll put you on non-frontline duties like comms or mechanics.
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"A Hat In Time" sounds promising. !vgp
Tuesday, 08-Aug-17 14:10:32 UTC from web -
!streaming Destiny, the final Iron Banner. http://pny.lv/1pk9q
Thursday, 03-Aug-17 18:31:59 UTC from web -
Lord I am making poopy sand
Wednesday, 02-Aug-17 09:19:41 UTC from web -
I'm gonna stay in this corner. Then to sneak up on me you have to teleport into a wall. mango you.
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 20:13:42 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark or I can TP on top of you...
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Your death will go towards a greater good. Me.
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 19:17:02 UTC from web -
"There is no excuse for what you are"
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 19:07:10 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark decent human being machine broke
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What's it called when someone is a weeaboo for America?
Monday, 31-Jul-17 21:20:39 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Idiot
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@thelastgherkin Mcree
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Did I mention Runescape is coming to Beta for mobile next year? !vgp
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I can't believe Eminem and Dan Harmon are the same age.
Tuesday, 25-Jul-17 17:16:42 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark stan harmon
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How many translations distant are contemporary bibles from the source material?
Monday, 24-Jul-17 22:57:40 UTC from web-
@scribus I'm like 2/3rds of the way to formulating a concept for a twitter bot that runs the various outspoken "Christian" members of American governments posts through nested translations and then treats the output as gospel.
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@ceruleanspark That would be friggin sweet dude
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How many ports of Skyrim is too many?
Sunday, 23-Jul-17 22:31:11 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark people are blowing that papaya way out of proportion. Bethesda could port Skyrim to the next four console generations and I wouldn't give a rat's ass.
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So who here has Splatoon 2?
Sunday, 23-Jul-17 22:26:03 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I might get sometime in the next months
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I don't see federated posts for the last 2 days.
Saturday, 22-Jul-17 13:49:36 UTC from web-
@awl Maybe since Twitter officially came out as pro-nazi, they all went back there
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@ceruleanspark checkmate
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There. With a six year gap, finished the two hardest Halo: CE Anniversary achievements! !vgp
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@firestormdangerdash Congratulations!
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ugh the concept of an acid attack is so grapeing horrifying
Thursday, 20-Jul-17 21:43:45 UTC from web-
@tiffany yeah, but that's racist because mudslimes do it, so off to jail for noticing reality
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@ceruleanspark or a good guy with base
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I can only play Symmetra effectively on one map. However, this puts me in the top percentile of Symmetra players.
Thursday, 20-Jul-17 21:25:55 UTC from web -
!Streaming bad overwatch play if anyone on earth cares
Thursday, 20-Jul-17 18:43:39 UTC from web -
If anybody had an inclination to raise hell on a !Minecraft server more or less at random, I'm goofing off with one at >> 108.170.17.74:38267 / unheardtoils.mcph.co << As long as I don't get sued or injured, I probably don't care what happens; I'm just figuring out the plugins and backend right now. !vgp #mcmmo #essentialsx #spigot
Thursday, 20-Jul-17 05:00:11 UTC from web -
I mean most of us are english, that one guy is German, @Scribus already knows about it and @awl is a non-voting war criminal
Tuesday, 11-Jul-17 20:03:26 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark that's not true, awl does vote
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So does anyone give a apple if I enable a net neutrality protest on here?
Tuesday, 11-Jul-17 19:59:01 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark nah
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@ceruleanspark I think it would be counterproductive.
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!streaming some Overwatch at http://pny.lv/1pk9q
Tuesday, 11-Jul-17 17:43:20 UTC from web -
Smooth lions are eating me
Sunday, 09-Jul-17 14:22:54 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark oh is that so?
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@ceruleanspark see all 508 replies
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RDN: Retaking the horse social network crown by attrition alone
Saturday, 08-Jul-17 08:42:48 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark This is a pony site??
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A great beast is walking through the sands, and they are climbing into the air, and now they are making a tear, and now they are gone, and now you are here. Little creatures are walking through the air, and they are dragging in places and echoes of lives, and they are asking me about God. I am going to tell you something, little creature. You are swimming further and further out to sea, and beyond are things blind and terrible, and I am showing you now. . . They are blind, but they are seeing you. And you are coming to them. After this, you are not returning here. I am climbing into the air and closing the sky.
Tuesday, 04-Jul-17 20:38:20 UTC from web -
I guess the thought process was something like "people playing our game aren't thinking about MANHOOD enough" http://pny.lv/1nuyk
Thursday, 29-Jun-17 21:30:58 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark listen man all i'm sayin is if you played final fantasy games BEFORE FFXV you're not as manly as you could be
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@mrmattimation The game is so "manly" it's banned in Russia
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@ceruleanspark that's because one of the characters is hillary clinton
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Behold: The best thing on twitter http://pny.lv/1nikn
Tuesday, 27-Jun-17 22:36:23 UTC from web -
Holy crap. Nintendo will release the SNES Classic mini with Starfox 2. https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/879369032947847168/photo/1 !vgp
Monday, 26-Jun-17 16:29:22 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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Huh. Pony and Brony -square are closing at the end of the month. That's the end of an era right there
Saturday, 24-Jun-17 08:19:03 UTC from web- Scribus repeated this.
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@ceruleanspark now how will people find partners to do inflation vore RP with
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@ceruleanspark Holy chrome, is it just us now?
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Cheers love, murder is here http://pny.lv/1n0gk
Thursday, 22-Jun-17 21:18:36 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark you blocked me three years ago
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@tiffany How much does a Hemming weigh?
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@ceruleanspark are you hoping for an Ernest response?
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