Notices by Soren (soren), page 14
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@meloetta But you didn't shoot the deputy.
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@mushi Python can get pretty complex but can be a good introduction to programming as well.
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@techdisk I could be wrong about the order- just know that while it seems like they're related C++, C and C# are all very different languages. I do know that C++ is the lowest level commonly used language.
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@techdisk C++ is much lower in level than any other common language. C is higher than Java/C#
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@santaclawls Yeah.
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@techdisk It's just because it's closer to computer language than people language. Check out PostScript.
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@santaclawls It's funny how overzealous sales people were really how people sold things to the generation before us but our generation responds much better to just outlining the features and being able to make our own decisions.
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@mrmattimation I love it when they put stickers on my paychecks.
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Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?"
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Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbers? Because they literally can't even.
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A man walks into a zoo.
The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
It's a papayaszhu.Thursday, 04-Dec-14 19:20:33 UTC from web -
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life"
But John came fifth, and won a toasterThursday, 04-Dec-14 19:19:43 UTC from web -
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.Thursday, 04-Dec-14 19:19:02 UTC from web -
A termite walked into a pub and asked: "Is the bar tender here?"
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A vulture boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, "I'm sorry, but we only allow each passenger one carrion."
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@thelastgherkin It's more likely that the other guy would slide the weapon.
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@thelastgherkin Crossguards are supposed to protect your hands from the opposing weapons- not from sliding up to your own blade.
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@mushi Translation please.
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@mrmattimation Ow.
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@mrmattimation Looks like asteriods.
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@metaltao Not really. I'm learning it so I can build something for my wife but I dislike programming in general.
