Notices tagged with truestory, page 2

  1. @abigpony I AM A ROBOT hahahahaha. Only half robot. #

    Tuesday, 14-Aug-12 02:15:12 UTC from web in context
  2. My Litte Headcrab: Craniums are Delicious is Lamars favorite tv show. #

    Saturday, 11-Aug-12 10:03:35 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  3. RT @firestormdangerdash @renovatedkitchen @tara A man is brought into the world between a womens legs, they spend the rest of there lives trying to get back between them. #

    Friday, 10-Aug-12 08:38:11 UTC from web
  4. RT @firestormdangerdash @renovatedkitchen @tara A man is brought into the world between a womens legs, they spend the rest of there lives trying to get back between them. #

    Friday, 10-Aug-12 08:36:04 UTC from web
  5. So I was sporting a "This shirt just got 20 cooler" that has just !Rainbow_Dash 's mane, I walk into Booster Juice and the guy gets a concentrated look well he is looking just under my eye level. After I made my order he walked away to make it, the machine said cancelled and I said so, he said "don't worry about it". I asked "you serious?" about 3 times and on the 3rd time he paused then said the machine has been acting up. So I walked away with a $6 drink. So mysterious machine issue or ponies? #

    Saturday, 04-Aug-12 04:00:40 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  6. @firestormdangerdash # http://ur1.ca/9u3ie

    Thursday, 26-Jul-12 03:02:24 UTC from web in context
  7. https://twitter.com/Fyre_flye/statuses/218869683921747969 # Tara Strong did make Lauren Faust make a twitter account !

    Saturday, 30-Jun-12 03:21:46 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
  8. @derpyshy that's about 20 hours of not sleeping ... And it was a pony mare-a-thon #

    Friday, 15-Jun-12 11:04:33 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  9. # http://ur1.ca/9hx7b

    Wednesday, 13-Jun-12 20:13:37 UTC from web
  10. # # http://ur1.ca/99u3f

    Saturday, 19-May-12 21:52:51 UTC from StatusNet Android
  11. Now where did I put that bag of lettuce? Ah, right, it's on the sofa #

    Saturday, 12-May-12 17:38:11 UTC from web
  12. Fun fact: I used to hug people when I was little by headbutting them in the gut. #

    Tuesday, 08-May-12 01:32:59 UTC from web in context
  13. @woona by the way, that dance us in no way accociated with breakdance. It's actually old traditional dance xD #

    Monday, 07-May-12 18:06:14 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  14. @dudeinboots true cowboy right there # http://ur1.ca/95p6g

    Thursday, 03-May-12 04:29:12 UTC from web in context
  15. @foxgopher ok, fix that stuff, or my ADD-brain can't sleep! #

    Tuesday, 01-May-12 00:44:24 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  16. AppleCherry Pie Exist ! # http://ur1.ca/93ask

    Wednesday, 25-Apr-12 04:05:23 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  17. @nerthos I dunno, you could still try your luck, it seems: Someone in England sued a homeowner after tripping over a tile on their front drive. They were robbing the house, incidentally. The were successful, and recieved compensation from the people whose house they burgled. #

    Sunday, 22-Apr-12 13:09:06 UTC from web in context
  18. @thelastgherkin It was a great war, the frightened human vs. the ever-strong bee. It began with a verbal assault. I told it to 'buzz off' and he buzzed threateningly back. The scoundrel! I opened the window to shoo him away, but to no avail, as he swiftly flew in and proceeded to buzz menacingly around my room. I fled. I hid under my bedsheets in hopes that he would fly outside again, but alas, he did not. He was a stubborn one. I bolted out of my room and grabbed my trusty yardstick, because I don't own a swatter. I burst back into my room and shouted 'ON GARD!' My foe was certainly on guard, as he now had a friend. It was a long and bloody battle, but there was no winner. It was time to bring out the big guns. I ran downstairs, and found a large fan. I sprinted back to my room, and plugged it into the nearest outlet. I turned it on full blast, and the bees were helpless. I blew them out of my window, slammed it shut, and indulged in my victory over those dastardly bees. #

    Monday, 16-Apr-12 21:50:26 UTC from web in context
  19. @greydragon412 and thus Zenn rose up to the skies, and all his bros hi-fived him and and he scored with many a hot babe #

    Monday, 16-Apr-12 19:40:27 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  20. @zennx Fargoth is also a huge prick. #

    Monday, 16-Apr-12 19:28:53 UTC from IdentiCurse in context
  21. @hoit I'm kinda in the same boat as you.. # : my eyes are derped like derpy #

    Friday, 13-Apr-12 06:06:29 UTC from web in context
  22. @carcino #

    Thursday, 12-Apr-12 02:53:14 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  23. lol I can't believe I was the 1st one to leak the Hearts & Hooves episode : https://twitter.com/#!/LyokoTravels/status/167421756691329024/photo/1 #

    Monday, 19-Mar-12 07:19:16 UTC from web in context
  24. @firestormdangerdash yahh.. ponies are lagging my computer big time #

    Monday, 19-Mar-12 04:11:28 UTC from web in context
  25. @lyokotravels I tell # everyday. #

    Wednesday, 07-Mar-12 04:33:06 UTC from web in context
  26. @sebastian1314 I derp everyday #

    Wednesday, 07-Mar-12 04:31:35 UTC from web in context
  27. @alias # , Here's my local meetup group : http://www.meetup.com/Bronies-of-Northern-California/

    Monday, 05-Mar-12 03:20:25 UTC from web in context
  28. @ceruleanspark lol my name actually starts with an "E" #

    Thursday, 16-Feb-12 07:16:20 UTC from web in context
  29. @firestormdangerdash # ...

    Tuesday, 14-Feb-12 07:10:05 UTC from web in context
  30. # http://ur1.ca/711qt

    Wednesday, 28-Dec-11 04:02:30 UTC from web
Cornify