Notices tagged with truestory

  1. # http://pny.lv/02zyz

    Thursday, 24-Dec-15 01:14:39 UTC from web
  2. @x11r5 that's much better than finding a yellow scorpion (the most dangerous) crawling past behind you just centimeters from your hands. # #

    Wednesday, 05-Aug-15 20:43:30 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com in context
  3. @vinzv We have stores that do that as well. I once made up a zip code. The cashier said, "Oh, where is that from?" I said, "I don't know, I made it up because you're annoying me." :P #

    Friday, 19-Sep-14 22:55:16 UTC from sn.gunmonkeynet.net
  4. Hasbro considered making a garbage truck Transformer out of stinky plastic but it was cost prohibitive. #

    Saturday, 21-Jun-14 18:21:32 UTC from web in context
  5. @snowcone I found out when i was like 7 or something crazy old because my mother signed the note from Santa, Love Mom or something. I was distraught and wrote an angrily worded note back and she saved it as any adoring mother would. She comforted me with presents and the promise that she'd still give me presents in Santa's good name. #

    Friday, 03-Jan-14 12:17:03 UTC from web in context
  6. @dropsterdash I was asking myself about that yesterday #

    Tuesday, 29-Oct-13 14:50:06 UTC from web in context
  7. So I won 20 thousand dollars. But since I couldnt catch the phone call for 3 days i was forfited from the prize. # so depressed right now.

    Saturday, 26-Oct-13 06:14:18 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  8. # - I used to be planning a MLP/Twin Peaks crossover fic. Thank Luna I came to my senses.

    Wednesday, 07-Aug-13 05:36:00 UTC from web
  9. @mastertdi I heard it caused the DMV to register some 2000 models as "horseless carriages" instead of "automobiles." #

    Monday, 05-Aug-13 20:52:01 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  10. So this one time I... http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-5XqjWhG9eOhNu8Bhsl8yYBlJf7Sk38iTv973h3cnPp5X4b_7mvGikCkb #

    Monday, 24-Jun-13 06:16:18 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  11. i do not like pork.... #

    Friday, 07-Jun-13 17:20:17 UTC from web in context
  12. The alarm on my phone activated this morning - as expected - and I grabbed it from my nightstand and started tapping the "Shut UP already!!" button, to no effect. Snooze didn't work. Nothing did anything - my alarm played on and on. So I put it back down, the Zelda II: Adventure of Link theme still playing, trying to think of what was wrong... And then I realized: I was still asleep, and had never actually touched the phone, only dreaming that I had. So I finally woke up and abused the snooze for an hour and a half, and now here I am! #

    Saturday, 25-May-13 16:33:47 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  13. @fluttershyomg One night, because of a funny nook in a wall combined with the street lights and passing traffic, and also maybe alcohol, I thought my shadow was someone jumping out of a bush at me. And I was ready to punch my own shadow, but that little punk stayed flat against the wall, because it knew better. #

    Wednesday, 15-May-13 02:25:36 UTC from web in context
  14. @flamingpandaomg When I'm forced to choose between Twilight and Fluttershy I choose Twilight only because i know that Fluttershy is so kind that she'd want to choose her friend. #

    Monday, 29-Apr-13 06:09:17 UTC from web in context
  15. Papa Roach - Blood löst bei mir eine Stimmung zwischen Wut und Trauer aus. # #

    Thursday, 04-Apr-13 12:06:16 UTC from identi.ca
  16. @zoowar Growing up, I thought the lyric was "She's got better days aside". #

    Sunday, 24-Mar-13 18:20:50 UTC from identi.ca at 41°40'1"N 72°39'59"W
  17. @​drewdle Didn't that also includes the RP is racist against elves. #

    Friday, 22-Mar-13 04:57:54 UTC from free car loans
  18. Just got 53 millions point in # - played my 1hrs # mix... 44% completed :'( One day I will... One day... #

    Wednesday, 13-Mar-13 22:09:06 UTC from status.pztrn.ru
  19. @vt3c One time, when I was really hungover, I threw up in my mouth. I hurt too bad to get up so I swallowed it and went back to sleep. #

    Friday, 22-Feb-13 21:20:13 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  20. @redenchilada #, I once tried playing Pac-Man with a DDR pad. It's actually much harder than one would think...

    Thursday, 21-Feb-13 18:56:49 UTC from web in context
  21. AppleCherry Pie Exist ! # http://ur1.ca/93ask

    Wednesday, 25-Apr-12 04:05:23 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context Repeated by scribus
  22. @anarchycarcino For the longest time, I was racist against elves. #

    Thursday, 21-Feb-13 05:59:11 UTC from web in context
  23. http://ponyach.ru/b/src/135906294011.jpg #

    Sunday, 27-Jan-13 19:06:36 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  24. @mushi #

    Wednesday, 16-Jan-13 14:54:43 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  25. @pony got a runny nose? HAVE ALL THE DRUGS! #

    Tuesday, 18-Dec-12 07:13:42 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  26. Last night, I intended to write a love scene for #, but I had a headache. #

    Friday, 23-Nov-12 18:53:01 UTC from web in context
  27. @purple I recorded that song with three old friends of mine a couple of years ago. #

    Friday, 09-Nov-12 03:46:48 UTC from micro.sweetiebelle.net
  28. 50 Shades of Gay. #

    Wednesday, 07-Nov-12 22:54:51 UTC from web in context
  29. manager asks my friend during his interview where he sees himself in 3-5 years, to gauge promotion interest. My friend, having no interest in chick-fil-A's long-term, replies "I don't see myself becoming a manager. However, I imagine soon I will be receiving an acceptance letter from Hogwarts, so at some point I expect to leave the Shire to become a Jedi." #

    Sunday, 23-Sep-12 16:28:15 UTC from web
  30. @onetruebrony Drinking copious amounts of alcohol. # #

    Saturday, 22-Sep-12 01:40:48 UTC from web in context