Notices tagged with truestory

  1. @snowcone I found out when i was like 7 or something crazy old because my mother signed the note from Santa, Love Mom or something. I was distraught and wrote an angrily worded note back and she saved it as any adoring mother would. She comforted me with presents and the promise that she'd still give me presents in Santa's good name. #

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  2. @dropsterdash I was asking myself about that yesterday #

    about 6 months ago from web in context
  3. So I won 20 thousand dollars. But since I couldnt catch the phone call for 3 days i was forfited from the prize. # so depressed right now.

    about 6 months ago from MuSTArDroid in context
  4. # - I used to be planning a MLP/Twin Peaks crossover fic. Thank Luna I came to my senses.

    about 8 months ago from web
  5. @mastertdi I heard it caused the DMV to register some 2000 models as "horseless carriages" instead of "automobiles." #

    about 8 months ago from MuSTArDroid in context
  6. So this one time I... http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-5XqjWhG9eOhNu8Bhsl8yYBlJf7Sk38iTv973h3cnPp5X4b_7mvGikCkb #

    about 10 months ago from MuSTArDroid
  7. i do not like pork.... #

    about 10 months ago from web in context
  8. The alarm on my phone activated this morning - as expected - and I grabbed it from my nightstand and started tapping the "Shut UP already!!" button, to no effect. Snooze didn't work. Nothing did anything - my alarm played on and on. So I put it back down, the Zelda II: Adventure of Link theme still playing, trying to think of what was wrong... And then I realized: I was still asleep, and had never actually touched the phone, only dreaming that I had. So I finally woke up and abused the snooze for an hour and a half, and now here I am! #

    about 11 months ago from MuSTArDroid in context
  9. @fluttershyomg One night, because of a funny nook in a wall combined with the street lights and passing traffic, and also maybe alcohol, I thought my shadow was someone jumping out of a bush at me. And I was ready to punch my own shadow, but that little punk stayed flat against the wall, because it knew better. #

    about a year ago from web in context
  10. @flamingpandaomg When I'm forced to choose between Twilight and Fluttershy I choose Twilight only because i know that Fluttershy is so kind that she'd want to choose her friend. #

    about a year ago from web in context
  11. Papa Roach - Blood löst bei mir eine Stimmung zwischen Wut und Trauer aus. # #

    about a year ago from identi.ca
  12. @zoowar Growing up, I thought the lyric was "She's got better days aside". #

    about a year ago from identi.ca at 41°40'1"N 72°39'59"W
  13. @​drewdle Didn't that also includes the RP is racist against elves. #

    about a year ago from free car loans
  14. Just got 53 millions point in # - played my 1hrs # mix... 44% completed :'( One day I will... One day... #

    about a year ago from status.pztrn.ru
  15. @vt3c One time, when I was really hungover, I threw up in my mouth. I hurt too bad to get up so I swallowed it and went back to sleep. #

    about a year ago from MuSTArDroid in context
  16. @redenchilada #, I once tried playing Pac-Man with a DDR pad. It's actually much harder than one would think...

    about a year ago from web in context
  17. AppleCherry Pie Exist ! # http://ur1.ca/93ask

    Wednesday, 25-Apr-12 04:05:23 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context Repeated by trashboat
  18. @anarchycarcino For the longest time, I was racist against elves. #

    about a year ago from web in context
  19. http://ponyach.ru/b/src/135906294011.jpg #

    about a year ago from MuSTArDroid in context
  20. @mushi #

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone in context
  21. @pony got a runny nose? HAVE ALL THE DRUGS! #

    Tuesday, 18-Dec-12 07:13:42 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  22. Last night, I intended to write a love scene for #, but I had a headache. #

    Friday, 23-Nov-12 18:53:01 UTC from web in context
  23. @purple I recorded that song with three old friends of mine a couple of years ago. #

    Friday, 09-Nov-12 03:46:48 UTC from micro.sweetiebelle.net
  24. 50 Shades of Gay. #

    Wednesday, 07-Nov-12 22:54:51 UTC from web in context
  25. manager asks my friend during his interview where he sees himself in 3-5 years, to gauge promotion interest. My friend, having no interest in chick-fil-A's long-term, replies "I don't see myself becoming a manager. However, I imagine soon I will be receiving an acceptance letter from Hogwarts, so at some point I expect to leave the Shire to become a Jedi." #

    Sunday, 23-Sep-12 16:28:15 UTC from web
  26. @onetruebrony Drinking copious amounts of alcohol. # #

    Saturday, 22-Sep-12 01:40:48 UTC from web in context
  27. > Mic the Microphone Called me Awesome at Everfree NW #

    Tuesday, 04-Sep-12 04:02:18 UTC from web
  28. @thelastgherkin See this is # turning into a # of pure #

    Monday, 03-Sep-12 07:52:31 UTC from web in context
  29. @pony # http://withyourwife.ytmnd.com/

    Thursday, 30-Aug-12 08:29:00 UTC from web in context
  30. @nerthos see, to many people, not enough ponies here. #

    Friday, 24-Aug-12 07:19:11 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
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