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am I having a stroke, or is everyone but me having a stroke
Monday, 16-Jan-17 21:39:50 UTC from web-
@tiffany I don't know about me actually
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Every man, woman and child should own a tiger just in case another tiger comes along
Monday, 16-Jan-17 21:35:14 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker Pony man, pony pony child should pony pony tiger just in pony apony tiger ponies along
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@tiffany "apony" ?
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@critialcloudkicker I'm trying my best
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Someone just asked me if theoretically their gun would have more stopping power if he was running while he shot... At what age do you generally learn things like Newton's third law ?
Monday, 16-Jan-17 16:11:16 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker It has the most stopping power when the bullet hits the target.
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@scribus Nah, According to Newton's third law you are better off throwing a titanium deluxe gun case while running if all you are calculating for is stopping potential.
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"Fake news" is an anagram of "A few nukes"....... Really makes you think.............
Monday, 16-Jan-17 15:40:05 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin or "fake enuws"
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@critialcloudkicker Snek people control the government at its highest level!!!
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I just saw a movie theory that linked the movie Zootopia to the whole Contra & FBI & drug epidemic from the history books. And all I have to say is ... WHAT ?!? ... Howmuch conspiracy kool-aid must you drink before you make outrageous jumps like that ( which are, to be honest, not even researched well since the original Zootopia was all about Jack Savage and Shock Collars )
Monday, 16-Jan-17 14:39:12 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker Who posited such a "theory" in the first place? Infowars?
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@m14brony *tries to dig it out of the search history* Matthew Robert Patrick, Screen name 'MatPat'
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Aww... Mods ! ... I was reading that :(
Monday, 16-Jan-17 12:48:55 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin ... Are they talking about lube or something ?
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@critialcloudkicker They're advertising face cream for your taint.
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@thelastgherkin Oh cool, that way I do not have to go to church.
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sometimes you have to admit your ideas are just unpopular.
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@moonman Never confuse "unpopular" with "hilarious to the silent majority"
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We are past the season for the Ghost of Christmas Ass.
Saturday, 14-Jan-17 23:33:04 UTC from web-
@m14brony Christmas Ass ?
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@critialcloudkicker I dunno. :P
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I just witnessed video and audio streamed over the the controller ports to a SNES. It was magnificent.
Saturday, 14-Jan-17 21:06:47 UTC from web-
@adiwan You witnessed a data-stream ?
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@critialcloudkicker This here https://youtu.be/Ukq29ePnTqI?t=3344 Here the explanation https://youtu.be/Ukq29ePnTqI?t=4531
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"It is actually really sad to hear accounts of harassment in VR when it is such a new technology" ... I had to take a quad take on that to verify if I heard that right.
Saturday, 14-Jan-17 17:37:56 UTC from web -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CfiBv-Tm6s ... Possibly the best thing I have gotten stuck in my head all year.
Saturday, 14-Jan-17 13:49:25 UTC from web- cow2001 likes this.
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I normally delete notices from other instances that end up on the top six of popular, but I cannot bring myself to delete Buntain Simpson
Saturday, 14-Jan-17 11:41:06 UTC from web-
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@thelastgherkin Grape flavoured carrot
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Saturday, 14-Jan-17 08:50:36 UTC from web-
@nerthos Awesome
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Now one might argue that two wrongs don't make a right, but I ask you - can two wrongs make it funny?
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@critialcloudkicker "Oops now I've crawled all the way into the turkey and my head popped out the neck hole." #cannedlaugh
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@scribus Stockpile on wrong things to do at wrong times and canned laughter and you got yourself a new sitcom :)
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I hope 2017 is the year that people realise "overrated" doesn't even really make sense as a concept
Friday, 13-Jan-17 14:00:33 UTC from web-
@scribus I can definitely understand being deterred by the hype of something to be fair (to this day I avoid all things Harry Potter out of spite)
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@tiffany I'd argue that it does make sense as a concept, however it is not one which you can just 'apply' to something and you would have said everything about it. Example of bad : No Man's Sky was overrated. Example of good : No Man's Sky was an overrated trainwreck when it came out mostly because of 'missing features'. ... But that is just my take on it
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@critialcloudkicker Yeah, I guess it works in some contexts, when you put it like that
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Today I woke up with a terrible headache, it is almost like half the nerdoverse has been screaming and raging at something. And then I logged on, Ohh Nintendo. Well I guess that means I should severely tone down my expectations before I go see anything.
Friday, 13-Jan-17 10:44:20 UTC from web -
Since Tribes : Ascend can be considered dead in the water for all intents and purposes with all the blatant hacking going on. I find myself TERRIBLY excited for this game called Midair. https://youtu.be/a-65OWwc-Lw
Thursday, 12-Jan-17 13:46:08 UTC from web -
So one of my co-workers is saying that Trump is dumb because he thinks the earth is flat. *rolleyes*
Wednesday, 11-Jan-17 11:08:16 UTC from web -
We are number one, exept...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAxJ2OEG_0&feature=youtu.be
Tuesday, 10-Jan-17 20:52:27 UTC from web-
@mushi I watched that whole thing and now I want to take a shower :o
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@critialcloudkicker i watched that and now i want to push a payload
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Oh no... it does not even work under DirectX I just found out. Well time to scrap DirectX in it's entirety then
Monday, 09-Jan-17 23:51:04 UTC from web -
It just took me just short of 3 hours to get something done under directx ( I tried 9 10 an 11 ), while it took me less than 3 minutes in OpenGL... ... ... I know what I am going to use for this project...
Monday, 09-Jan-17 23:50:24 UTC from web -
"Hi, it is me, [name of close friend], I am in the IC right now"
Versus
"Hi, it is me, [name of close friend], I am in the ICU right now"
One of the 2 will get a way bigger jumpstart reaction out of me. And it still baffles me that people get those 2 mixed upSunday, 08-Jan-17 23:14:48 UTC from web -
Did anyone have the pleasure to play Cloud Pirates ?
Sunday, 08-Jan-17 12:57:38 UTC from web -
... What does "amagamation" mean ?
Sunday, 08-Jan-17 12:49:31 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker Nothing. There's "amalgamation" which means a combination of things into one complete thing
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@tiffany Ohh, so when someone says "it is like an amagamation of Worms on PC and Xcom" I can form somewhat of an idea as to what the game looks / plays like. Got it
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Welcome to RDN, a censored place for mostly ex-MLP fans where talking about pushing Onions out of butthole's is A-OK.
Sunday, 08-Jan-17 02:14:58 UTC from web- rw, takeshitakenji and daggsy like this.
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@critialcloudkicker I don't think that's related to whether or not it's still relevant.
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@nerthos You know, I kinda started this whole debaccle because the whole "I once was something, but now the internet culture is as good as dead, so I am calling what I was part of irrelevant now" seems to be really unhealthy to me. But a couple of dashes later, I'm not really sure. I might just be really really sleepy and stumbling over a word... ... ... Guess I am going to bed, Gnite :)
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@critialcloudkicker I don't think that's what anyone meant. It's not about being all "nah I'm so totally over it", in my case I was explaining why it is objectively much less relevant to internet culture nowadays than it used to be. Goodnight though.
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I hate corn
Sunday, 08-Jan-17 01:07:02 UTC from web-
@nerthos NO. Cheese will always overwhelm popcorn ( appart from the REALLY young cheeses, and at that point the butter/oil flavour becomes too strong for the cheese to matter... Might as well use milk-flavour at that point ) ... And as such you pop your corn with multiple cheese flavours to bring out it's greatness.
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@nerthos @critialcloudkicker Perfect popcorn: for once, don't listen to Alton Brown.
Clarify butter: this raises the smoke point to just the popping temperature and removes all water. Use 1/4 C butter to 1/2 C popcorn.
On an electric stove, turn the dial to 4/5 high. Put the butter in the saucepan, with three kernels. Constantly shake the pan back and forth on the burner. When the three kernels pop, take the pan off the heat and put in the corn. Let the heat soak in for about one minute. Put the pan back on the heat and shake.
When the popping is done, you can salt the corn (popcorn salt, none other, and not too much) as you pour it in the bowl, if you have three hands or an assistant. Do not pour more butter on now: the butter already coats each popped kernel perfectly: a thin layer all over, and all excess removed by the popping agitation. The inside is dry and fluffy.
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who the HECK calls rhubarb a fruit
Sunday, 08-Jan-17 01:14:53 UTC from web-
@tiffany SCIENCE !!! And Science is a cold hearted melon with a 12 inch pencil eraser.
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@critialcloudkicker Wait, is the pencil eraser 12 inches or is it the eraser of a 12 inch pencil
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@tiffany Just try both and get back to me on which one hurts more if it rear-ends you :+
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I swear corn is a vegetable
Sunday, 08-Jan-17 01:11:17 UTC from web -
Trump: "Goddammit! How come every time us Americans put up a wall stupid Mexicans have to come and knock it down?"
Sunday, 08-Jan-17 00:27:55 UTC from web-
@nerthos He will use the biggest words in his instructions to the builders.
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@m14brony It'll be a black wall with gold Ts along the lenght.
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@m14brony Politicians lie. liars lie. and people with skeletons in their closets most surely are an expert at lies. And last election cycle I did simply not see anyone who would not do something other than that. And I followed the election probably more closely than even Joe Average American, I found it enticing. What continues to surprise me however is that anyone is still surprised by what has now been reduced to 'gimmicks' such as using an opportunistic campain slogan and tweak and fiddle with it till you have something that works.
Will anything ground-shattering ever happen with the wall and Mexico ? Nah, I doubt it, Secure Fence Act of 2006. Most interesting stuff already has been done by some other Republican methinks
Once the American President elect touches Obamacare though, that is where I think the puppets will REALLY start to dance.
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I found this cat today http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/855846
Sunday, 08-Jan-17 00:31:30 UTC from web- internetturtle likes this.
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@mushi Aww, who is an adorable trimmed mutt with a medal, you are :3
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@critialcloudkicker if you look at him for sometime, you can nothice his neck has the same thickness of his whole body
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@mushi Heh, I guess that means you have a Limousine Mutt.
