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@skellythos I'm at least not a furry
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@spooks If I do it in the butt, will i get pregnant?
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@skellythos Assassin's Creed: Bethlehem
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@mrmattimation Nah, those bugs are native to your butt.
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Damn it Tiff!
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@northernnarwhal I gotta give this joke some criticism.
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Eventually, Quitter will become too mainstream and they'll make a NEW website called QuitQuitter.
Sunday, 01-Nov-15 18:39:33 UTC from web -
@bonesbones I'm going to let you in on a tragic human truth- we will never truly understand each other fully and how we're feeling. We can only convey expressions of ourselves through speech and action, but something will always be lost in translation. Jacques Derrida once wrote "Il n’y a pas de hors-texte" which is in English loosely means "There is no outside text" and I feel that's applicable here. Everything we grow to understand about each other is through unreliable perceptions of vague expressions, every time we choose to love someone we are deliberately making ourselves vulnerable. But love will always be a necessary step, because for all the people who will hurt you and lie to you and manipulate you and make you feel like the worst person alive, someone out there is genuinely looking to love back. Honest relationships are difficult two way conversations and not all of them will turn out okay but I want you to know I BELIEVE IN YOU, QUINN. You're a good kid, don't give up hope.
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rare footage of Anime Tiff on his way to school http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lohths9tny1qbbcazo1_500.gif
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Why is Mushi's avatar a Blow up doll?
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@bonesbones You could say it's like... looking in a Mira
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@tiffany I did it http://i.imgur.com/exR57pD.gif
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@tiffany Electrode Diglett Nidoran Mankey Venusaur Ratatta Fearow Pidgey Seaking Jolteon Dragonite Gastly Ponyta Vaporeon Poliwrath Butterfree
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I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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If only girls would stop sending me nudes and start sending nintendo e-shop gift cards
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@mrmattimation when life givea you panties, you accept the panties
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@mrmattimation You hold them with a feathery grip instead of a meaty one. Kinda like how you'd hold a flute or something, as opposed to how you'd hold a Subway footlong.
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@redenchilada 20 minutes into "furry porn and chill" and they give you this look ಠಿ ˑ̫ ಠಿ
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What do you call a Scotsman who's king of the jungle?
Saturday, 17-Oct-15 16:25:36 UTC from web -
@mushi Glad to hear you think of me while watching porn
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@yodeleerie I'll grape my own mom IDGAF
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To summarize the 15th movie: Keldeo has problems getting erect, so he goes to Kyurem's house to borrow some Viagra. Unfortunately Kyurem is against male enhancements and cuts off his willy in retaliation. Fortunately, he finds some hapless kids to sucker into helping him, and after breaking into a subway and stealing both a blimp and a train, he regains his lidibo and grows a new weiner even bigger than the one before. So really, the movie is just a metaphor for puberty.
Friday, 09-Oct-15 20:42:40 UTC from web -
@northernnarwhal "The Walking Dead is overrated!" I yell as I throw the TV listings back at the paperboy and knock him off of his bicycle.
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Anime is NOT real
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@tiffany "In this scene, Ash returns from the dead at the behest of his followers, whom, bereft of his leadership, have begun weeping uncontrollably. In this regard, Ash strongly parallels popular fictional character Jesus Christ"
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@redenchilada Red I'm not going to come to your yiff parties please stop asking
