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kevie

A farmer bought a brand new stud rooster. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster & says'Old fart,time for you to retire.'  The old rooster replies,'Come on, surely you don't need ALL of these chickens.Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'  The young rooster says 'Beat it:You are past it & I am taking over.'  The old rooster says 'I tell you what, young stud.We'll race around the farmhouse.Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs.'You know you don't stand a chance,just to be fair, I will give you a head start.' The old rooster takes off running.About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off. They round the front porch of the farmhouse & the young rooster has closed the gap.He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster & gaining fast. The farmer is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by.The old rooster …