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Got fruit salad for breakfast instead of chicken sandwich. Much regret.
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 15:13:28 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I don't know if I want your pickle on my chicken sandwich.
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@thatonechickensandwich Zealot.
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@thatonechickensandwich I'm an acquired taste.
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this life of 12h a day at the college is gonna kill me
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 15:04:53 UTC from web -
@mrdavidamnesia And you would have the best fez in the world.
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 15:01:45 UTC from web-
@mrdavidamnesia Ah, but does the tassel spin?
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@mrdavidamnesia At least attach some soft drink bottles and straws to your fez.
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@mrdavidamnesia If you can't have a propeller fez, that will do.
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I have to admit some of the books they roll out for christmas have really dodgy titles. Like the children's classic "All I want for Christmas are my two front teeth"
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 14:54:59 UTC from web -
It doesn't help that our management has decided this is the perfect time to change our management structure.
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 14:51:36 UTC from web -
Oh, we've had a few things for a while, But we're rolling out the rest of it this week.
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 14:50:28 UTC from web -
...at least if you work in retail, I guess
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 14:48:08 UTC from web-
@treesy We started selling Christmas cards on the last day of August.
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Sigh... It's almost Christmas...
Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 14:46:35 UTC from web -
What about the Griffins? What would they do if the alicorn TYRANTS decided they wanted to have 48 hour days? The answer: Starve.
- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@ceruleanspark Yes, but at the very least everyone would have a very sunny disposition...
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@rikka I know right! I'm terrible!!
Monday, 16-Sep-13 15:53:16 UTC from web-
Why is fimfiction so mean? I'd gotten my unread chapter list down to 176 unread chapters last week. Now it's up to 208, It's like I've been cursed to forever be above the 200 mark...
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@treesy Read faster *cracks whip*
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@critialcloudkicker But I'm already reading at least 10 chapters a day!
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good morning everyone!
Monday, 16-Sep-13 15:49:57 UTC from web-
@featherflow Good evening.
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I must look so crazy right now.
Monday, 16-Sep-13 15:46:42 UTC from web -
@rikka QUITTER !!!
Monday, 16-Sep-13 15:26:33 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker DON'T YOU MEAN "QUIETER!!!"
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@treesy unintended side effect
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@rikka That's my nerd :D
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AND SO CAPS LOCK NETWORK WAS BORN. MANY FLED THE LOUD, ABRASIVE SITE. BUT SOME STAYED, EMBRACING THE CHANGE...
Monday, 16-Sep-13 15:26:20 UTC from web -
COOL! SOUNDS LIKE FUN!!!
Monday, 16-Sep-13 15:24:53 UTC from web -
I need a second head and a third arm. First to be the best Zaphod Beeblebrox cosplayer in the world and secondly to be able to think twice as hard on problems and to eat and drink during playing and programming.
Saturday, 14-Sep-13 12:59:52 UTC from Choqok-
@thelastgherkin Would be not such a bad idea but then I wouldn't look as cool as Zaphod and I would need to feed another person and give a bed.
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@treesy Who indeed.
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@broniebrown I'm sure you could fit two people under a big coat. Might have a problem with a surplus of legs, though.
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@snowcone "Has the vet pony ever treated manbearpig?" It is a question whether the vet pony applied any medical treatment to manbearpig or not. The die said no. Noone questions the die. The die is always right. ALWAYS.
Saturday, 14-Sep-13 12:29:53 UTC from Choqok-
@thelastgherkin I didn't know of the phrase.
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@broniebrown "Never say die" basically means "don't give up".
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@thelastgherkin Aah
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#disctop Destruction of property. I mean really, Are Pegasi incapable of flying without breaking something? Could Unicorns ever learn not to mess with forces Unicorns were not meant to mess with in the middle of town? And don't forget the Earth ponies. They have The Pink Menace! Half of Equestria's taxes must go to reconstruction costs...
Saturday, 14-Sep-13 12:37:21 UTC from web -
moo
Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 15:40:49 UTC from web-
@anarchycarcino And the mormons took your wee men
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@tenebarius Nah, It was mare-ly decent.
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@nerthos Sure did.
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@sprite I tend to show her any good pony videos I find. After showing her PFUDOR she showed it to some of her friends. One of her friends then went on to marathhon all three seasons and declare himself a brony. That's when she told me what happened and went on to say "What have I done!" in a suitably dramatic fashion (I kid you not, she really did.) As her older brother I did the responsible thing and told her "You did what anyone in our family would do. Dad and I told you you'd turn evil like us. remember it... the power as you twisted your friends minds and corrupted them. Embrace your evil, and become one of us. (yes, it may not be word for word accurate, but that's pretty much what I said) The next week at our family dinner, she mentions she's converted a few more friends. I pass it off as a joke. By the time I write this there's at least seven of them, And possibly their teacher...
Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 15:38:35 UTC from web-
@treesy It can be profitable. I did it on a small scale at one point. You just have to be careful as to not have your followers outright worship you.
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@nerthos Once we were all ponies, then Discord captured us, removed our souls and dropped them into a volcano. would you like a free P reading to see how much of Discord's corruption is on your soul, making you miserable?
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@treesy Better than Jehovah witnesses.
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I've only played one minute of Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs, and I'm already terrified.
Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 15:57:36 UTC from web-
@nerthos Don't want to re-install it.
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@anarchycarcino Yeah I know. It's too heavy.
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@nerthos "Would you like to take up more space on your computer?" http://ur1.ca/fgrxz
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@sprite I blame PFUDOR... And myself... But mostly PFUDOR
Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 15:16:28 UTC from web -
#disctop That's easy! Only Pinkie Pie has a cannon!
Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 15:07:36 UTC from web -
no problem, I'll probably watch it anyway.
Thursday, 29-Aug-13 16:49:55 UTC from web -
I knew the old guy was a pedophile! Callllled it! #broadchurch
Thursday, 29-Aug-13 16:43:57 UTC from web -
#disctop 'Chariots of fire' with real chariots.
Friday, 23-Aug-13 04:51:50 UTC from web-
@treesy Preferably on fire.
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Chaos does not teach. It misleads and betrays.
Monday, 19-Aug-13 15:35:22 UTC from web-
@anarchycarcino Yes, but you learn not to trust it, so it is somewhat educational...
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She is believed to smell strange, but not actually bad, but that’s probably based purely on the how pious whoever can smell her is; to those pure of faith, she smells of filth and decay, to those devoted to chaos, she smells good, to those unsure of where they stand, she smells mostly of bacon, which may be for better or worse depending on how you feel about bacon.
Monday, 19-Aug-13 02:23:44 UTC from web-
@notthefbi Disgusting heretic.
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@anarchycarcino She's involved in EXTRA HERESY
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@notthefbi I hate Heretics.
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Goodnoot.
Monday, 19-Aug-13 03:00:43 UTC from web -
@randomwonderbolt Don't worry, the pun war can easily be resurrected...
Monday, 19-Aug-13 02:10:00 UTC from web-
@mastertdi We haven't sealed the tomb on this yet.
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@commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese Which direction is the tomb? Easter west?
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@commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese Of course. It's easier these days though, since God got broadband...
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