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@awlderpy bah! these puns are driving me to Myrrhdur. Still, I've got a good Frankincense for this kind of thing...
Monday, 19-Aug-13 02:03:27 UTC from web- William likes this.
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@treesy Gold. Pure gold.
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@commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese Of course, the debate still rages on as to whether he was real or crucifiction.
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You could say Jesus was awfully cross with some people..
Monday, 19-Aug-13 01:55:55 UTC from web- William and awlxaĺan like this.
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@commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese I think it sin the technique.
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@flamingpandaomg Nobody would die for these puns.
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@flamingpandaomg You won't hear me protest-ant object to this
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And I'm back to my non-shakey self again, w00p w00p
Monday, 19-Aug-13 01:42:48 UTC from web -
apples, someone posted an "RIP Ben" status on FB and I know like four Bens
Monday, 19-Aug-13 01:27:58 UTC from web-
@mastertdi It could have been worse. at least they didn't post "RIP Bens".
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but yeah, hope your friends are ok.
Monday, 19-Aug-13 01:30:16 UTC from web -
You know what should come to back to RDN, !bgo moments.
Monday, 19-Aug-13 00:40:21 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) repeated this.
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@meloetta Interesting...
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@notthefbi true fact
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@notthefbi Just say my name and I apppear... eventually.
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#totw Rarity looked confused. It was a rock. Hours of following her horn, all for a big rock. As she looked up at the towering stone an explosion filled the sky with bright light, the shadow of the giant stone engulfing her. Rarity was stunned, staring at that monolithic boulder. It looked almost otherworldly with the massive explosion behind it. Her reverential gaze was broken when a piece of retaining wall smashed into the boulder, cleaving it in two and revealing as a treasure trove of gems. Rarity was frozen to the spot, eyes taking in the sight before her. was this what her magic wanted her to see? This magic that could lead to so much prestige and fabulousness. She needed to try it. Walking over to another pile of rocks, she crouched down and picked one up. after examining it she proceeded to bash it on another nearby rock. It broke, revealing more gems. "Of course!" She exclaimed. "Hitting rocks with other rocks gives you gems! And only I know!! With this I will be rich!!!!"
Friday, 09-Aug-13 14:55:17 UTC from web- Eris likes this.
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#totw The explosion ripped through Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, A fireball Blossoming in the middle of Canterlot, and visible across the country. Rainbow Dash didn't spend much time watching it though. She was too worried staring at the large chunk of admissions office flying towards Cloudsdale Orphanage. She knew the situation was dire, but in a flash of inspiration she knew exactly what to do. Dashing to the weather factory, she quickly grabbed a large Cumulonimbus and moved to intercept. Grinning she primed the cloud, mind racing as she worked out the variables. Then, with a swift buck, she sent a powerful lightning bolt into the rubble. The stone exploded, Small pieces of debris flying everywhere. Dash grinned as she watched the stones fall to earth, away from Cloudsdale, and congratulated herself on a job well done. Pausing, she muttered "wasn't there a town down there? Ponyville or something? Oh well". She then wandered off, not noticing the flash coming from her flank.
Friday, 09-Aug-13 11:03:04 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer, Pony and Eris like this.
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@critialcloudkicker obviously you have to get all the electrons pointing the right way to get electricity.
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@treesy Au contraire my treeish friend. Kicking clouds is a critial artform. I have no idea what is critical about them.
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@treesy Well, I guess that is a critiCal juncture
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#totw Twilight Sparkle glared at the egg. Why wasn't it working? Why wasn't anything working? She'd tried Life spells, Growth spells, heck, she'd even tried Necromancy. Frowning, she scrambled to think of a spell, any spell, that could help. As she did this she found herself smiling. This was kind of fun. The puzzle, the pressure. Her grin got wider and wider. This is what magic is about! A battle between pony and nature. It was all so clear! This is what the test must be about!! To create a spark of curiosity in the students... Wait... Spark... Fire... Heat... That's it!!! Of course a dragon egg must need intense heat to hatch!!! Twilight paused. She didn't know any high level fire spells... But maybe she didn't need to. Her horn began to glow brightly. The audience watched as... nothing happened. Suddenly one of the judges asked "Is it me, or is it hard to breathe?" Celestia frowned and asked What are you doing young filly?" Twilight grinned "Making hydrogen".
Friday, 09-Aug-13 10:39:03 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer, Pony and Eris like this.
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@treesy You are literally god
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@nerthos Witness the birth of the elements of Darwin...
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@treesy I'll build you a shrine and a religion.
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Why the f*** are you trying to protect the civilians you idiots, can't you see the aliens aren't shooting at them? They're after the damn cars
Friday, 09-Aug-13 10:43:01 UTC from web -
And finally, I found my favourite shop on the island. http://ur1.ca/ew2cy
Sunday, 04-Aug-13 15:24:21 UTC from web- Eris likes this.
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@thelastgherkin ??????
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@justsomeloser I'm sure your question is to the effect of "does it have the booty?" And I can assure you, it does.
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@thelastgherkin Yeah but still.....
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HELLO CHILDREN http://ur1.ca/ew2bl
Sunday, 04-Aug-13 15:21:46 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin That's hot. Apparently
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@thelastgherkin Aaargh! Getitawaygetitaway!
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@thelastgherkin It scares me
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Hello everyone
Sunday, 04-Aug-13 15:19:47 UTC from web-
@justsomeloser hi.
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#nexttotw If Babs Seed is a "Bad bad seed", what is a good bad seed
Sunday, 04-Aug-13 15:01:08 UTC from web-
@vcgriffin I will be delicious as ever
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@scoot FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT I SAW YOUR AVATAR GLARING EVILLY AT ME I'M SCARED
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@kingcheddarxvii My avatar is nice and has no malicious intent
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wait kiwi i'm supposed to be sleeping
Sunday, 04-Aug-13 15:08:34 UTC from web-
@kingcheddarxvii :)
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@scoot But sorry I love Komaede more than life
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@kingcheddarxvii :(
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Sunday, 04-Aug-13 12:32:56 UTC from web
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food time seeya all l8r
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#totw The first one.
Sunday, 04-Aug-13 12:08:37 UTC from web-
@treesy Thank you, pal
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@kingcheddarxvii CONSPIRACY
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@coffeecream NO I'M THE KING
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@vt3c It is alright, I am sorry not trying to bring anyone down :) In fact the reason I came on was to see if anyone here liked to write/read?
Saturday, 03-Aug-13 16:45:37 UTC from web-
@whiterose I read extensively. Except nowadays it's FANFICTION rather than books cuz I'm that weird kid who sits in their basement on a computer.
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@zeldatra I'm the same. Probably the main reason I got into fanfiction was the fact that a book a day habit can be expensive to maintain, but there are thousands of great stories out there for free.
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#nexttotw Rainbow Dash had her suspicions. She was correct. There IS a spy in Ponyville. Who are they and who do they spy for?
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Monday, 29-Jul-13 23:30:16 UTC from web
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#nexttotw Twilight loves learning new spells, but the series shows that not all of the spells she learns are particularly useful. An example of this would be the mustache spell. What other impractical and/or useless spells do you think she's learned?
Tuesday, 02-Jul-13 16:05:28 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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Well, I better get some sleep. G'night everyone!
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@treesy Goodnight
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@treesy All hail Treesy, king of TOTW.
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#totw Golden Harvest paused. It wasn't that the ceiling was orange, it was that everything was orange, as if she were seeing things through an orange filter. She panicked. Was her sleep paralysis getting worse? She tried to blink but her eyelids didn't move... No! She couldn't feel them! This was bad, What was going on here? was she still asleep? Was this some kind of Nightmare? No, it felt too real. But if it wasn't a dream... Then why did everything seem so big? A breeze blew in through her open window and ruffled her mane, blowing some of it in front of her eyes. She paused her inner ramblings, socked as she saw it. She tried to remember if her mane had ever been green... and leafy. Wait! Green top... orange body... small... At that moment, A giant white creature jumped into her sight. It's black, beady eyes stared at her as a smirk rose around it's buck teeth. A smile of triumph. She couldn't even scream as the mouth closed around her.
Monday, 22-Jul-13 16:19:28 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) likes this.
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I showed my 5 year old brother Potato Knishes. The first thing he said when it was done? "Can we watch it again?"
Monday, 22-Jul-13 16:07:28 UTC from web-
@scoot @flamingpandaomg one filled with more viewings of Potato Knishes
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@rarity exactly, a bright one ;)
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@rarity It doesn't get better than that
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Preferably I want to inject ice cubes everywhere and just become a giant iceman.
Monday, 22-Jul-13 15:52:48 UTC from web -
I want to inject ice cubes into my armpits.
Monday, 22-Jul-13 15:49:57 UTC from web -
#totw Golden Harvest awoke with a start. Or rather she would have, if she could move. 'not again,' she thought. For the last few months She had suffered through this. 'Sleep Paralysis' the doctors called it, though she just called it a pain in the flank. Still, at least she knew how to deal with it. Fighting her panic, she stared at the ceiling and waited for the paralysis to wear off. Staring at her orange ceiling, she thought back to the previous night's adventures repelling the rabbits. They'd been a thorn in her side for a long time, stealing a rather large portion of her crops. Since Angel got involved things had gotten worse. Last night she decided she'd had enough. She'd had to have some harsh words with Fluttershy about him. Later that evening, Angel had appeared on her door with some blue flowers and an apologetic look on his face. She'd forgiven him of course, the flowers had tasted beautiful. then she'd... Wait... Since when was her ceiling orange?
Monday, 22-Jul-13 15:43:28 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) likes this.
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"One day I had just a cute Twilight plushie, the next day I awoke to Twilight Sparkle freaking out wondering where she was and how she got here (and me freaking out just as badly that there was a plushie talking to me in Twilight’s voice). I never created her and as far as either of us can tell she’s not a tulpa, she’s just Twilight Sparkle from Equestria and one day she was here."
Friday, 19-Jul-13 08:37:07 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I'd put good money on it's production if you could make it a reality show and have Hulk Hogan as the kidnapper.
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@thelastgherkin My chest hurts
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@thelastgherkin If he gets Trixie involved then there is no power on the planet that would keep me from his absolute destruction.
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@awlderpy Yep. It was often implemented in a way that turned people into drones.
Friday, 19-Jul-13 08:08:34 UTC from web-
@treesy Yep. I myself am a very greedy, idealist and power-hungry man, but when faced with other people like me I can easily take a position of equal to the rest of the crew and work towards an end, since I know it's the best way to do it. But most people don't have either the drive, the skill or the ideals to do any of that.
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@awlderpy And we crash against the wall that represents the differences in skill of different individuals, that turns the idea of the same portion of the earnings for each member into something in no way fair.
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@awlderpy Eeexactly! That's why those models in a big scale are by all means utopical.
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My friend just made me sit through FIM live... It was very excruciating.
Friday, 19-Jul-13 07:39:07 UTC from web-
@darkspine Oh god...
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@darkspine I bet.
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#RDNStream #S2E24 @thekingopower I look at FIM in a completely different way now. And I hate this new way of looking at it...
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