Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 18

  1. Guys will claim to be afraid of cross dressers in their bathrooms and then watch Madea

    Wednesday, 01-Nov-23 14:36:36 UTC from web
  2. @scribus Virginia. Kentucky. Louisiana. Only three states in the entire country where this is an annual thing. Can you imagine the junk mail volume? It’s a lot.

    Wednesday, 01-Nov-23 04:39:32 UTC from web in context
  3. voting on Halloween because adulthood is tedium

    Tuesday, 31-Oct-23 18:34:35 UTC from web in context
  4. Most of it still has the Queen on it because nobody buys “brown sauce” because nobody knows what the Potato Knishes that is

    Monday, 30-Oct-23 03:40:15 UTC from web
  5. our British section is much smaller by comparison, but I guess that’s because most British food stolen from the other sections anyway

    Monday, 30-Oct-23 03:38:56 UTC from web
  6. @scribus true story: the fact that my store only has a kosher SECTION, rather than a kosher AISLE, resulted in me being called an antisemite by some elderly Jewish lady, like a) I was the one who decided this, and b) the section wasn’t as large or larger than the halal, latino, Italian, Japanese, German, etc sections on the same aisle

    Monday, 30-Oct-23 03:36:13 UTC from web in context
  7. It’s the British vendor’s fault those products got relocated there in the first place but for some reason he’s getting off scot free in the whole ordeal

    Sunday, 29-Oct-23 21:44:39 UTC from web
  8. the kosher section of the store is expanding into the halal section and it’s causing some problems

    Sunday, 29-Oct-23 21:34:30 UTC from web in context
  9. (It would statistically be more unusual if Trump DIDN’T do better with Hispanics in 2020, people whose first languages are not English are more likely to back the incumbent regardless of party because it’s the name they recognize. pls quit projecting your political prototype onto me because of it)

    Sunday, 29-Oct-23 03:27:14 UTC from web
  10. starting to think people think I voted for trump BECAUSE I’m Hispanic, not in spite of that

    Sunday, 29-Oct-23 03:25:48 UTC from web
  11. If you’re opposed to giving congressional representation to a certain minority race because that race is a guaranteed vote for the other guy, you’re probably at least part of the reason why they’re voting for the other guy.

    Thursday, 26-Oct-23 17:55:06 UTC from web
  12. I refused to concede a legally conducted election and now I’m facing a myriad of legal troubles. AITA?

    Thursday, 26-Oct-23 14:58:46 UTC from web
  13. @scribus It apparently happened while I was off yesterday so I don’t even really know what happened. I left work on Monday and she was there, I come back this morning and she’s gone and suing the company.

    Wednesday, 25-Oct-23 17:12:26 UTC from web in context
  14. @scribus update on this: she’s fired

    Wednesday, 25-Oct-23 13:58:45 UTC from web in context
  15. cherryin hate being my own audio engineer, can we crowdfund a studio for me just so i can pay a different guy to set this up for me

    Tuesday, 24-Oct-23 01:07:14 UTC from web in context
  16. Like are you wearing a wire???

    Monday, 23-Oct-23 23:38:11 UTC from web
  17. @scribus She didn’t even want me to verbally tell her her schedule, she wanted it written down so she could take a photo and then she shredded the paper, there’s something going on there

    Monday, 23-Oct-23 23:37:50 UTC from web in context
  18. The year is 2023. I am 26 years old. I am eagerly looking forward to the next video on Smosh Pit.

    Monday, 23-Oct-23 20:43:08 UTC from web
  19. Knew I was in for a fun time with this new transfer when I asked which store she came from and she replied “that’s personal information I’m not answering that”

    Monday, 23-Oct-23 20:16:02 UTC from web in context
  20. Work was busy af until 1pm and then suddenly it died down on the hour. This is usually how I find out the Commanders are playing tonight.

    Sunday, 22-Oct-23 17:40:32 UTC from web
  21. Which is to say, the pilot tries its best to be a black comedy, but every dark joke has to be a) only about as dark as what you’d see on Cartoon Network at 6pm on a weekday, and b) they have to counter balance it with wacky game jokez 4 kidz and meta commentary. It gets in its own way a LOT so by the time we got to the obligatory 2001: A Space Odyssey spoof about twenty minutes in I was fully checked out.

    Saturday, 21-Oct-23 20:40:54 UTC from web in context
  22. @scribus it sort of feels like if Mondo Media was told they had to keep it PG and not everybody was on board with it

    Saturday, 21-Oct-23 20:34:56 UTC from web in context
  23. Maybe my sense of humor is just broken but I dont really think the new circus show is really all that funny

    Saturday, 21-Oct-23 17:56:21 UTC from web in context
  24. In Yakuza Dead Souls, one of Majima’s substories involves dressing Tojo Clan Sixth Chairman Daigo Dojima in drag and pretending he’s your girlfriend so that you can lure out three zombies hiding in Kamurocho Hills. He hates this, but is honor bound as the Tojo Clan’s Sixth Chairman because he already said he would help you in any way he can. The entire mission is escorting Daigo around in heels. Why didn’t people like this game?

    Friday, 20-Oct-23 10:30:57 UTC from web in context
  25. Building 3D versions of the cast exclusively for a single shot in this pilot that I’m too dumb to animate by hand http://rainbowdash.net/url/876456

    Friday, 20-Oct-23 02:17:43 UTC from web
  26. @scribus i noticed not only this but also the usage (or implied/cut off usage) of offensive words for shock comedy has also been back on the rise since wound 2021 or 2022, and very little complaints about it unlike before. Not certain what the cause of he change in attitudes was.

    Thursday, 19-Oct-23 14:43:34 UTC from web in context
  27. Decided to start working my way through the Yakuza spin-off games now that I’ve beaten the main series. First up is Dead Souls, which despite its reputation and the clumsy shooting I am shockingly enjoying a lot. Probably helps that it’s really just Yakuza 4 with a zombie skin so all of the mini games I liked from that one are in here.

    Wednesday, 18-Oct-23 04:37:03 UTC from web
  28. Like thank you I know what I’m ordering ma’am

    Tuesday, 17-Oct-23 00:47:25 UTC from web
  29. @scribus YEAH, it happens every single time

    Tuesday, 17-Oct-23 00:46:52 UTC from web in context
  30. Oh boy I hope the Thai place doesn’t racially profile me again

    Monday, 16-Oct-23 22:05:13 UTC from web in context