Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 70

Matt

Frankly, not surprised that it took Jack Harkness twelve years to talk to the Doctor again. I’d be pretty mad if the all-knowing immortal time traveling space alien ignored my calls when Miracle Day happened.

Matt

VR Phasmophobia is pretty fun when you’re drunk as hell. You know what’s not fun? When the ghost mercs your friend right in front of you because it doesn’t give a apple and then immediately sets its sights on you.

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Sans the Skeleton and CJ from GTA share a common developmental ancestor and that’s real

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On the other hand, they were also pretty spot-on with Marty getting an “ok boomer” from zoomers in the diner.

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Is that a REAGAN DOLLAR there, boy? Sorry, fella, we don’t take EXPIRED MONEY at this here malt shop.

Matt

Back to the Future’s most egregious presumption was that Marty McFly would need entirely different money to buy things in 2015, as if money from 1985 would be no good thirty years later.

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my google home assistant is suddenly a man now, did the other one get laid off or something??

Matt

RV in Nashville explodes and the only death was the supposed bomber, and we’re investigating this like it WASN’T just a meth lab accident?

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how do people even find weed guys

Matt

Cyberpunk 2077 is one of the buggiest, most unfinished pieces of banana I’ve ever played, but god damn is it fun, I just wish the city had more to explore than a bunch of brothels

Matt

It also has a backstory in which there was a civil war on Pac World in which Pac-Man’s father, the ORIGINAL Pac-Man, had every single person on the losing side, soldier and civilian alike, executed, and sent to hell, presumably including women and children (the main four ghosts are teenagers). The President of Pac-World, whose brother is the ghost king, keeps the BODY of every single one of the executed soldiers in cold storage as a trophy, and the show’s main conflict revolves around the ghosts trying to get their bodies back.

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I take it back, whoever made that show might actually be a genius. This show, which aired on the Disney Channel and features Ashleigh Ball as a ghost with crush on Pac-Man (vore fetish?), also has a character named “Mr. Strictler”. He’s a green Pac-Man with Adolf Hitler’s signature combover and mustache, and he teaches Pac-Man’s class. The Walt Disney Company funded this show’s production with two other companies, one in Canada and one in Japan, and it features vore and Hitler.

Matt

Man animating Among Us characters is kiwiin easy, I wish I coulda done this instead of ponies and skeletons

Matt

3070 on the way, Raytraced Ronald Reagan will soon be mine

Matt

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can’t sleep http://rainbowdash.net/url/875719

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Man, I didn’t expect the Supreme Court to vote in Trump’s favor, but I also didn’t expect them to slam the batcavein door

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I’ve been using Adobe Premiere camera presets created for the movie Deadpool for the last four years, starting to think maybe I should look into a more varied library

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i just wiped my keyboard down while twitter was open and accidentally blocked a ton of people

Matt

why do conservatives keep citing Bush v. Gore as the reason Trump will somehow pull this out, are they not aware that the precedent set by Bush v. Gore favors Biden, as the already-certified winner of PA/WI/MI/GA

Matt

fair is fair, i'm only doing biden jokes from now on http://rainbowdash.net/url/875709

Matt

As a former Floridian I’m obligated to identify shootings by the county they happened in because just saying “in Florida” is entirely too general.

Matt

And now here I am, I did everything right, but I’m still scheduling a Covid test because those same morons then come into my store to breathe on me.

Matt

I have been voluntarily foregoing virtually everything I wanted to be doing right now because I don’t want to be a part of the problem, yet every night I drive by the pub and it’s packed with morons and I start to wonder what the point is anymore

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Was that mildly racist? I don’t really care anymore. It’s what happened.

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Is it wrong to be bitter about the fact that this is all happening during what are supposed to be the best years of my life. Like I feel like I’m missing an entire chapter of my life because somebody ate a bat on the other side of the world more than a year ago, and on top of, well, everything else that was already going wrong in my life before that, it’s getting to be completely unbearable.