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you can call me a “libtard”, but public restrooms need two-ply toilet paper
Thursday, 28-Feb-19 18:42:10 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@mrmattimation I think I downed just about the right amount of 'happy juice' to imagine a bunch of politically motivated individuals marching through the streets, picket signs in tow.
"banana Right ! FrankerZ Rights !"
I really hope the word filter does not change that body part into a Mango again.Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@mrmattimation >Not demanding the government is progressive for once and equips public restrooms with the three seashells
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@nerthos I loved that you just referenced one of my favorite movies.
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Today I lost an old friend. http://rainbowdash.net/url/873886
Friday, 15-Feb-19 08:19:57 UTC from web-
@drinkingpony To express this in the tongue of my people: Scheiße!
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@nerthos Short answer : Gravity.
Long answer : Sudden catastrophic acceleration and deceleration of the cooling apparatus.
Normal answer : Someone dropped it.
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@whycantideletemyshame An internet monument to stand forevermore
Friday, 22-Feb-19 11:38:16 UTC from web -
I made French Toast for dinner because I am a grown-ass man and also I have a very limited kitchen right now
Thursday, 14-Feb-19 02:51:58 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@scribus I once made french fries at 3am, let's start a club
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@scribus "I have a limited kitchen" does something fancy for breakfast Err
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@drinkingpony That's just how I roll.
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Man these look awesome http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/873875
Thursday, 14-Feb-19 05:46:14 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@firestormdangerdash How much are they going for? This might be just the thing to get mushi for his academic achievements of late
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Who's hyped for the Discord child grooming ring investigation?
I bet it won't be too long until the entire thing goes underMonday, 04-Feb-19 22:37:33 UTC from web-
@drinkingpony I was just joking about the word "kero", japanese onomatopeia for the sound a frog makes, hence characters named things like "kero kero keroppi" or "keroro gunsō", as the guy uses the word as his alias.
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@nerthos Aw man, now I can never look at Pepe ever again without thinking of how some people think roadkill is delicious in the non culinary way.
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@drinkingpony Frogs are friends not fugs
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New genie
Old genie
This thing got me seriously nostalgic. Probably gonna rewatch the old one real soon http://rainbowdash.net/url/873859
Tuesday, 12-Feb-19 11:24:22 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@drinkingpony Alolan will smith
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After spending so long on SPC the 1000 character limit seems so small. I used to see it as quite big.
Nowadays I'm used to writing >2k character posts quite often. Then again I did use to write 3-part posts here with relative regularity back in the day.
Kinda miss those times honestly.Sunday, 10-Feb-19 23:03:00 UTC from web -
I kinda wish there was an English news source from/about Brazil. There seems to be a LOT going on there which is cause for some ruckus with some of my Brazillian co-workers. Even though what is happening is like half a planet away and 'it' probably does not change anything if you are angry about it.
That said I'd kinda like to know more in-detail stuff.Saturday, 09-Feb-19 18:50:05 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@drinkingpony Learn Spanish, and then drink until it turns into Portugese?
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@scribus It worked when trying to learn German to a moderate degree.
"Ich saufe darum bin ich" But you need to be carefull lest you get to the "Saufen bis zum Verlust der Muttersprache" stage too quickly.
Something Something Oktoberfest.Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@scribus @drinkingpony If you have a very good grasp of Spanish you can read Portuguese just fine, that's how I used to keep up with Mushi's faceplace posts and stuff he linked.
You absolutely won't be able to understand spoken Portuguese though, specially from Brazil.
Do ask mush mush about it if interested, he might have some sites detailing what's going on, and I'm not against roughly translating from Portuguese to English if needed.
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Wednesday, 06-Feb-19 00:24:30 UTC from web -
We had it good with old Skype
Monday, 04-Feb-19 22:45:40 UTC from web -
Sunday, 27-Jan-19 03:25:28 UTC from web
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Oh, if only we were living in the timeline where some kind of treatment or cure for measles existed! http://time.com/5513643/measles-cases-outbreak-oregon/
Saturday, 26-Jan-19 02:34:34 UTC from web-
@scribus The antivaccine cabal is reaping dividends
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Don't mind me, just grabbing some old posts.
Saturday, 19-Jan-19 00:03:58 UTC from web -
Great defense, folks. "It's not the shutdown, we're always incompetent!" http://time.com/5501904/tsa-gun-screening-shutdown/
Monday, 14-Jan-19 16:33:47 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation It is really all show and salve, rather than security. Feel better, but don't actually be better.
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@mrmattimation And I think I heard he signed some kind of criminal justice bill I might not object to, haven't read as deeply on it.
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@mrmattimation They're mostly there to steal kids' 3DSs in the space between the plane lands and the passengers get their bags back.
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i drew a girls scratching her dog's belly http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/873676
Monday, 14-Jan-19 22:55:13 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@mushi Cutest dog I've seen in a while
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On the other hand I'm all in for letting ethnic supremacist groups have at it and eventually wipe eachother off the planet. They'll gladly do it without any outside intervention if they're placed all in the same location.
Sunday, 13-Jan-19 18:26:12 UTC from web- Macpony55 likes this.
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What an ultra-maroon.... http://time.com/5499678/house-republicans-slam-steve-king-white-supremacist-comments/
Friday, 11-Jan-19 15:17:59 UTC from web-
@nerthos What he literally said was “When did white supremacy become offensive?” It’s not a matter of people misinterpreting something innocuous. He literally used the word “supremacy”. He also has ties to an Austrian far-right group which openly affiliates with the Nazi Party. There’s literally no other way to interpret what he said.
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@mrmattimation Well, sure, but if you just disregard All Of That Inconvenient Stuff, there's never anything wrong with anything! Yay, zero accountability! It's the New American Way.
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@mrmattimation In that case the answer would likely be "sometime after '45"
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https://pl.smuglo.li/media/51982fd3-e507-4769-91c4-d07ffea18c02/[HorribleSubs]%20Domestic%20na%20Kanojo%20-%2001%20[720p]-00:04:56.214.jpg
Sunday, 13-Jan-19 18:22:44 UTC from web -
My only post to be flagged http://rainbowdash.net/url/873624
Tuesday, 08-Jan-19 09:47:32 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@thelastgherkin I'm afraid to go back
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@thelastgherkin Can't do that before marriage
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God help me but sometimes I miss Homestuck
Wednesday, 09-Jan-19 23:46:25 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I occasionally find myself wondering what came of it
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@ceruleanspark At least we still have Peestuck
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@ceruleanspark It was a wild ride, but an enjoyable one.
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So I've got a friend who wants to go ghost hunting and I'm looking at buying holy water on ebay but I kind of think I could just make my own (if I got ordained online) so.........
Friday, 11-Jan-19 04:51:57 UTC from web-
@scribus I don't know about other denominations, but in catholic churches you can just walk in with a bottle of water and ask for it to be blessed. Grandmothers do that all the time.
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@nerthos I have considered that route. Or still buying it off of eBay because that just strikes me as funny for some damn reason.
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Like god, I'm sure some of you wonder if I'm still here. I am! I even fix this thing when it falls apart still.
Wednesday, 09-Jan-19 21:02:14 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark much like Atlas who holds up the earth, you hold up our sins for eternity
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@ceruleanspark We're all ghosts here
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Literally want to kill somebody
Wednesday, 02-Jan-19 22:45:33 UTC from web-
@scribus Scribus, online, with a dictionary. Did I win this game of Cluedo ?
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@drinkingpony Not quite. I intend to use my hands to remove a skull from a still-living body.
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@scribus As Carcino would have said (rest in peace)
MORTAL KOMBAT
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I wonder what cavemen memes were like
Sunday, 30-Dec-18 03:56:25 UTC from web-
@nerthos Remember Captain Caveman ? I don't, I mostly remember how he shouted his name a lot. I think that prehistoric memes mostly were like that, mostly shouting at each other. I think this was also the first form of long range communication
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I smelled memes
Sunday, 30-Dec-18 00:39:22 UTC from web -
we are gamers, for we always lose, and a true gamer never loses except when their mean sibling takes the controller away like a dumb doo doo head, stop it brad i'm telling mom
Saturday, 29-Dec-18 08:17:54 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@yodelerty i'm 99% sure I already posted this exact message
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@yodelerty Gamers rise up
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What the hell is the point of federation if you just blacklist entire servers at the drop of a hat
Tuesday, 25-Dec-18 20:41:47 UTC from web-
@scribus I see you discovered mastodon't
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@nerthos I was even looking into starting a Pleroma or Diaspora server before FOSTA/SESTA made that too much hassle.
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@scribus That shouldn't be an issue at all, AFAIK that only concerns prostitution. And considering no one has closed down god damn switter yet...
You could host in some other country too.
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