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@zennx Well, if Morpheus would prophecize me to be the one I would only believe him to take me into high regard, but if the Oracle would flatout tell me I am the one I would start to live my life like I am the one. What I am saying with this is that a prophet needs to be smart about what he or she says, conveys, leaks, and more specifically does not do. @adiwan Even if it is a magic curse, there would be some way to get around it. Maybe the person in that story wasn't prophecising hard enough about what he/she should do him/her-self
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@critialcloudkicker the whole story begins with Apollo telling her he'd give her Oracle-like powers if she sucked his "oh-so-big-I-gotta-be-moved-a-chariot" shlong. He gave her the power then she didn't uphold her end of the bargain.
after hearing this would you trust ANYTHING she'd say?
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@zennx Oh wow, I probably have to read that story... Also maybe she prophesized herpes before getting to glomp the chariot ?
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I want to direct a 1990s direct-to-video skateboarding movie.
Tuesday, 27-Sep-16 11:57:59 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation only if Tony Hawk shows up for no plot related reason
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>Play MGS V
>Take control of large outpost
>4 B rank recruits
>2 A Rank recruits
>bananaload of supplies captured
>Took out coms
>ready to proceed to next CP
>call for a drop for more ammo/silencers
>set drop about 15m from current position
>check iDroid to mark waypoints and collectibles on the way
>wind kicks up
>Dropbox to the face
>fall down cliff
>have to redo whole outpost
>SNEEEK, SNEEEK, SNEEEEEEEEEK!Tuesday, 27-Sep-16 07:57:26 UTC from web -
I can't believe they're making a Twinkie movie
Monday, 26-Sep-16 18:52:47 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I hear it's going to hold it's freshness for a very VERY long time
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Saying "this movie looks like it's not gonna be very good" is not the same thing as saying "OH HOLY GODS A MONSTER HUNTER MOVIE OH NO EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE WHY ARE THEY MAKING THIS" is what I'm trying to say.
Monday, 26-Sep-16 18:32:28 UTC from web-
@owlivia I didn't say everything is terrible, I said I see no reason how MH can be turned into a movie
and I gave arguments to my claim
and instead of disagreeing with them, you just questioned the validity of my very action
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I too would like to whine about Hollywood making a movie about my favorite thing that I am not required to watch
Monday, 26-Sep-16 18:11:27 UTC from web -
so, Hollywood is making a Monster Hunter movie
I HAVE QUESTIONS
First off: WHY?
Wait, was there a plot to the games?
Kuz all I've been doing was kill monsters so I could build goofy armors and be able to hunt bigger monsters, have I been playing it wrong?
I hope so, kuz if not then it's gonna be a full length movie about killing monsters for the sake of killing monsters
and OH DEAR ELDER GODS I hope it's not live action
I don't think the fabric of reality can survive a bunch of dudes with giant CGI swords and bows trying to kill giant CGI monstersMonday, 26-Sep-16 18:08:48 UTC from web -
My sister's gf is the only person I know that can, and will, just drink pure hot sauce.
Monday, 26-Sep-16 02:35:16 UTC from web-
@zennx How much? Because I might be able to introduce you to some people to ruin your life further.
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@scribus we were looking at our cooking stock and she noticed the hot sauce bottle was 3 days from going off the by-date. and since I don't plan on cooking anything with hot sauce by then she just grabbed the bottle and chugged it
there was like slightly over half of it left, and she just downed it in one go
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btw I won that shokugeki I talked about
the idiot overcooked his riceMonday, 26-Sep-16 04:27:48 UTC from web-
@firestormdangerdash you can if it's not just rice you're cooking in this case it was ginseng and soy sprouts
it turned into a mushy paste, no actual flavor and the texture of toothpaste
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*speechless* http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/851286
Monday, 26-Sep-16 07:14:24 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker Shocking
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@adiwan Quite, if I saw that at my workplace I would ask them to double my hazzardpay.
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@critialcloudkicker someone should be fired
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I think RDN would benefit if all altercations were in the form of a friendly rap battle
Sunday, 25-Sep-16 14:35:46 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I am not making fun of them, I am using their horrible situations as a comparative insult
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@mrmattimation *raises hand*
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Hey RDN, what's up? I've been translating Japanese text on my Transformers. So I have that going for me.
Sunday, 25-Sep-16 13:45:35 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I'm a scientis, did you just used wikipedia as a source to me?
gallux likes this.
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should have decided this earlier... it's 8am now
Sunday, 25-Sep-16 07:05:34 UTC from web -
Fluffle Puff it, pulling an all nighter
Sunday, 25-Sep-16 07:04:44 UTC from web -
so, intalled Paladins kuz a friend of mine is trying to convince me to play Overwatch, but I'll never give money to Activision after what they did to starcraft.
anyway as the setup starts it starts to install Visual Studio 2012's Redistributables <-This is never a good sign
so I get in the game, go into practice mode, fire a couple of shots calibrate the mouse sensitivity, and leave the practice room
Game instantly crashes
VISUAL STUDIO EVERYBODYSunday, 25-Sep-16 02:37:09 UTC from web -
How does one do things
Sunday, 25-Sep-16 00:14:27 UTC from web-
@stumperman buy them dinner first
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please give this anti-communist comic from the 60's a read, it's really funny http://imgur.com/a/Q0ZrX
Saturday, 24-Sep-16 23:47:58 UTC from web-
@rarity Ok, I was just trying to figure out if there was another bit about it I wasn't getting
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@rarity Now the blatant BS is just angering me. Citations, damn you propagandists! Citations!!
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@rarity "famous last words; there were many free-thinking[sic]..." Boy what would this sound like today.
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but I'm a grape, I'm a mango
Saturday, 24-Sep-16 22:44:17 UTC from web -
Guess whose dumb ass bought a MacBook Pro because he's sick of open source halfassery and won't put up with Windows!? Give you a hint, IT WAS ME!! #zeroselfcontrol
Saturday, 24-Sep-16 21:31:29 UTC from web-
@scribus I can understand your feelings. Sometimes Linux is a great pain in the ass and Windows is a maintenance nightmare (software updates and system updates). I'd like to test MacOS but even an old Mac is quite expensive. I'm curious to know how they operate and fell in a daily use but I'm not 500€ curious.
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@adiwan I'd used them for eight years at the PennySaver, so I was already pretty familiar with their day-to-day foibles. In a perfect world, I'd be able to get a workstation-quality laptop with a stable operating system of my choice without having to go "premium," but what're you gonna do?
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/23/monty-pythons-terry-jones-has-been-diagnosed-with-dementia/
NO!
Fluffle Puff NO!
NO!Saturday, 24-Sep-16 01:44:01 UTC from web -
my punishment for harassing Graham Linehan on the Internet was having to drive through Silent Hill while a very angry looking black woman weaved in and out of traffic at 70mph with her six year old in the front seat
Friday, 23-Sep-16 11:37:25 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation hope it's not a remake version
Fluffle Puffing comic sans
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I wonder why symmetry is so prevalent in known lifeforms, I know it's simple to do at a growth lvl, but why is it so rare to find asymmetric complex life?
Friday, 23-Sep-16 11:18:11 UTC from web-
@zennx I guess there just hasn't been an asymmetrical advancement worth keeping. Closest I can think of is those crabs with the one big arm.
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Half-Life, Science, Supercancer, Einstein is Gordon Freeman's bae and other stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFI74IqDYsU
srsly watch this, it's really interesting
Friday, 23-Sep-16 11:12:17 UTC from web -
Bojack Horseman in Zootopia 2.
Friday, 23-Sep-16 06:05:17 UTC from web -
also you guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bS7VDneMcM
It's El Santo's Birthday
RIP you fantastic wrestler
Friday, 23-Sep-16 05:41:33 UTC from web -
I might try and go for a Quiche
Friday, 23-Sep-16 05:30:35 UTC from web -
so, this SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY (had to do it) I'm going to participate in a shokugeki against a friend who just got hired at a restaurant
no cooking time limit, one dish: Main-course, Focus ingredient: Ginseng; no meat.
Loser pays the winner's dinner that dayFriday, 23-Sep-16 05:19:27 UTC from web -
http://pny.lv/0uq83 Ah, my favourite pony, DRTTNCH
Thursday, 22-Sep-16 21:22:51 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Dr T, for short.
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@thelastgherkin Mr.T,Md,Phd, A-team MVP
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guys, can Betelgeuse be the new Pepe?
http://i.imgur.com/papayacLOo.jpgThursday, 22-Sep-16 10:19:25 UTC from web -
Describe yourself with three characters: h o t
Thursday, 22-Sep-16 09:50:14 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin α ∞ ω
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