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One day I'll master L-Space, then we'll see who's the Ooook
Thursday, 22-Sep-16 09:48:45 UTC from web -
Is this the ASMR fetishists club? I came as soon as I heard
Thursday, 22-Sep-16 08:32:05 UTC from web-
@adiwan So this ring is secret, but fun?
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@thelastgherkin no, fun is strictly Verboten
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@thelastgherkin That's a secret to everybody.
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so, I just re-wrote Othello as a Capone-era gangster...
I'm quickly adapting all of Shakespeare's works in my own way
Next I'll either work in "The two gentlemen of Verona" or "Comedy of Errors", tho I don't know how I'll handle the latter
Meanwhile the infinite monkeys with the typewriters haven't even finished the 1st act of King Lear, I mean, one of them did, but he then rubbed it with poop, and we had to set it on fire (both the monkey and the play), so technically, they haven't done it.
Still can't beat the Orangutans
but they know how to use L-Space (mostly due to their incredibly short and yet complex wording structure; you have no idea how many meanings the word "ook" can have depending on subject, latitude and relative air humidity)Thursday, 22-Sep-16 08:27:29 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 20-Sep-16 23:56:26 UTC from web
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@rarity IT'S NO USE!
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I wonder how hard it would be to create some sort of button with an alarm with a delay of 8 hours. The catch ? Making one without using any sort of embedded system.
Tuesday, 20-Sep-16 11:03:19 UTC from web-
@adiwan Well if I wanted it to look boring but effective I could go with a 555 timer, a counter, and a buzzer circuit alone. But if I wanted to do that I would at least want the button to reset the counter everytime I press it and be able to turn it off with just as much ease... Wait now I am being a dumbass because I can just use a rocker-switch to get that in 1 go.
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@critialcloudkicker I'd do that very boringly with a micro controller, a button, and a buzzer.
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@adiwan Hmmyeah, but I want it to be either really fancy, or really few components. And using any sort of SoC to achieve that is somewhat a nuclear option.
Unless if you want to make an achmed joke.
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@naeriesopps this chat is composed mostly of Weebs, Bronies and artists.
Why in the 7 hells would we be interested in exercise drinks?Tuesday, 20-Sep-16 10:03:58 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 20-Sep-16 01:55:48 UTC from web
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sonic heroes or bust
Monday, 19-Sep-16 23:45:05 UTC from web -
Nico wanted to banana Silver
Monday, 19-Sep-16 23:23:15 UTC from web-
@rarity say what you want, it's the best modern sonic game out there
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@zennx actually the best sonic game is sonic unleashed
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@mrmattimation I'd give it a solid #2
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Nobody was confused about this, TV Tropes. http://pny.lv/0u6h5
Sunday, 18-Sep-16 18:45:32 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark yes, but on the other hand SM fans are not the sharpest knife in the crayon box
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@ceruleanspark Oh lord, that sure was a time. It's not Hasbro IP, honest! It's Bandai IP!
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@zennx You keep a knife in your crayon box, too?
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FREE WEBZ FOR UZ
Sunday, 18-Sep-16 18:14:20 UTC from web -
Schoolyear log 16/17 Day 0 - We solved the internet problem, we are now mooching from the bakery downstairs
Sunday, 18-Sep-16 18:10:03 UTC from web -
Papyrus has arthritis.
Saturday, 17-Sep-16 02:58:34 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation could be worse
osteoporosis
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welp I'm pishd
what up?Saturday, 17-Sep-16 02:41:32 UTC from web -
The gentleman berserker:
2/4 gin (the drier the better)
1/4 mead (the sweeter the better)
1/4 lime juice
>shake, don't stir
>serve in very large pitcher, wooden flagon or hornFriday, 16-Sep-16 20:28:17 UTC from web -
so, after a 5 year relationship and a 3 years engaged, I'm now able to say, I'm single again.
I feel like partying, crying, vomiting and laughing at the same time.
fmlFriday, 16-Sep-16 20:18:01 UTC from web-
@zennx Ouch! Sorry, dude.
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@adiwan who ever said "'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." is a moron and is officially on my Potato Knishes-list
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@thelastgherkin thanks, I'm now going to get wasted on mead and gin
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Join me in my noble quest to make individual perceptions of reality even more unreliable!
Friday, 16-Sep-16 02:27:42 UTC from web -
also I fell on my ass in a way that it hurt my entire spine
Thursday, 15-Sep-16 22:05:48 UTC from web -
There is an official Rick & Morty Monopoly game. Of course there is a plumbus figure.
Thursday, 15-Sep-16 21:33:09 UTC from web -
So, I downloaded all 40 Disckworld audiobooks
and I've finally reached book 40, only to realize, far too late, THAT IT STOPS IN THE MIDDLE
I HAVE HALF A BOOK IN MY MIND AND I CAN'T FIND THE OTHER HALF
THIS IS WHAT TRUE PAIN FEELS TO ME!!!Thursday, 15-Sep-16 20:14:28 UTC from web -
"entire house (walls, roof and everything) stolen in brazil http://www.naosalvo.com.br/sulistas/ladroes-roubaram-literalmente-uma-casa-no-litoral-do-rio-grande-do-sul/ (article in portuguese)
Thursday, 15-Sep-16 16:46:52 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@mushi rsrsrs
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@mushi this is amazing
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also, is it just me or is Cary Elwes getting worst at acting as he gets older?
Thursday, 15-Sep-16 03:56:50 UTC from web -
and now, time for my favorite Mel Brooks movie of ALL TIME:
Robin Hood: Men in TightsThursday, 15-Sep-16 03:55:18 UTC from web -
"Gawsh darn it Mr. Lamar, you use your tongue purtier than a 20 dollar whore"
Thursday, 15-Sep-16 03:21:29 UTC from web -
gotta love this masterpiece of writing:
"Morning ma'am, innit a lovely day?"
"Up yours cherryr!"
... DRAMAThursday, 15-Sep-16 03:17:31 UTC from web -
re-watching blazing saddles
still funnyThursday, 15-Sep-16 02:52:14 UTC from web -
Kinda suprised it went trough my anti-virus and firewall without even raising a flag :/
Wednesday, 14-Sep-16 21:11:35 UTC from web -
then again all is legit in the deep seas of the web
Wednesday, 14-Sep-16 21:06:34 UTC from web -
What I don't understand is how you manage to get infected from Microsoft Office
Wednesday, 14-Sep-16 20:56:55 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Maybe he used microsoft office to open .pps smut from the late 90s
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@mrmattimation My copy of Office wasn't exactly "legit"
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got my PC covered in malware yesterday
had to manually delete a bunch of files and restore to my backup (9th of this month)
that'll teach me to try and install MS Office
I'll stick with Google Docs for now on
anyway
>fun timesWednesday, 14-Sep-16 20:46:08 UTC from web