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Old people keep telling me I'm too young to say "lovely jubbly"
Monday, 14-Aug-17 16:20:06 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin You are too young to say "lovely jubbly."
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is this an american joke? http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/861274
Sunday, 13-Aug-17 17:52:15 UTC from web-
@mushi What Matt said. It is, indeed, a very American joke, but probably not an exclusively American one.
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At first I thought it was funny because the guns threatened the kid in the back, but after a while I saw the silencer.
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Friday, 11-Aug-17 21:35:35 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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Apparently I am neutral evil.
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Friday, 11-Aug-17 14:47:30 UTC from web -
If I get drafted to fight the North Koreans I'mma just tell 'em I have social anxiety. I'd go up to the enemy and be like "um, this is awkward, but... I have to kill you now... like, bad luck, man"
Thursday, 10-Aug-17 20:40:42 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Just go get some antidepressants and they'll put you on non-frontline duties like comms or mechanics.
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MY SWITCH IS OUT FOR DELIVERY (\(*-*)/) http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/860928
Wednesday, 09-Aug-17 16:29:12 UTC from web -
Saturdays are traditionally celebrated on a Friday
Wednesday, 09-Aug-17 10:28:57 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Traditionally Saturdays are FOR THE BOYS!!!
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I think my iPhone's screen might be made of dolomite.
Tuesday, 08-Aug-17 17:08:04 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation That thing Australians put on sandwiches?
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@scribus It's on my to-watch list for a long time. Never got to watch this and more often than not I forgot that it exists.
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"A Hat In Time" sounds promising. !vgp
Tuesday, 08-Aug-17 14:10:32 UTC from web -
The lesson of Mousse T.'s "Horny 98" is that recording and producing a song is quicker than other means of communication http://rainbowdash.net/url/860916
Monday, 07-Aug-17 11:50:37 UTC from web -
It's tough out there for a conservative brony
Monday, 07-Aug-17 08:54:15 UTC from web- clacke likes this.
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@thelastgherkin What does it mean? Liking only the first season and nothing beyond that?
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@adiwan For a conservative brony, out there, it's tough
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People who misuse the word 'ironic' to be 'funny' should be forced to listen to Alanis Morissette's Ironic for the rest of their lives.
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@maiyannah I've also watched "sarcasm" trend from its original definition towards meaning snarky and mean-spirited. people describe themselves as sarcastic. what they really mean is that they like being assholes. it's not the same thing.
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@awg @maiyannah With sarcasm I always have the image of Al Bundy. Which kinda fits both the snarky and mean-spirited.
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@maiyannah What an ironic punishment
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happy anniversary to my favourite resident overlords @ceruleanspark and @thelastgherkin
Sunday, 06-Aug-17 09:59:04 UTC from web -
Saturday, 05-Aug-17 07:30:23 UTC from web
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@adiwan Whoa
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@thelastgherkin Better expression: Neigh way!
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Mastodon notices are called "toots" and that is adorable
Saturday, 05-Aug-17 09:56:00 UTC from web -
That was a good hotdog
Saturday, 05-Aug-17 02:25:59 UTC from web -
Is there sex ed at Hogwarts
Friday, 04-Aug-17 21:09:37 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I never made it that far into the series.
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If I'm honest, I don't identify my sexuality with a label. I just say something like bisexual for other peoples benefit and it makes it easier to explain that I'm attracted to both sexes. Probably why the LGBT community never felt right for me.
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!Streaming for a couple of hours. Come say hi! http://rainbowdash.net/url/855563
Friday, 04-Aug-17 12:33:20 UTC from web -
Whoa, I remember dreaming about going to play minigolf but half the course was cordoned off by Donald Trump's camera crew. They were filming him playing minigolf, and doing motion capture on professional minigolf players, splicing the two together to create a 100% verifiable record of Trump getting only holes-in-one.
Friday, 04-Aug-17 07:46:30 UTC from web -
The Fellowship of the Ring movie came out when I was nine and I used to think Saruman was CGI
Thursday, 03-Aug-17 21:46:15 UTC from web -
!streaming Destiny, the final Iron Banner. http://pny.lv/1pk9q
Thursday, 03-Aug-17 18:31:59 UTC from web -
Thursday, 03-Aug-17 09:30:06 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin Sometimes I gorram love the internet
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Thursday, 03-Aug-17 03:18:28 UTC from web
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alolan dugtrio
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Whoa, federation's back.
Wednesday, 02-Aug-17 15:36:30 UTC from web-
@scribus ikr
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今日は私の誕生日です！
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@markov お誕生日おめでとう
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if you can understand spanish, watch this video of a pastor freaking out over some old yugioh cards https://www.facebook.com/ViernesDePrevias/videos/1206357886054527/
Wednesday, 02-Aug-17 14:00:31 UTC from web -
Lord I am making poopy sand
Wednesday, 02-Aug-17 09:19:41 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 20:56:40 UTC from web
