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Miami
Do you like leaving behind terrible puns after putting on your sunglasses? Because I thought I'd... B-|... group them together. YEAAAAHHHHH
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Time for some Russian: двлцл жвждзгот лудуэь блдждоь ьчовщдэцжжщщнеулу двбылвл (don't ask me what it means because I have no idea)
Sunday, 16-Oct-11 15:04:42 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@gxgow I can't keep up with everypony... cos there's too much russian about. !YEEEEEEEAAAAH
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@thelastgherkin Thanks! (Hehehe... mis-tagging for validation... works every time!)
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"Come on, !Horatio, don't be dumb. You gotta change it. It's Daylight Savings Time." "B-|... Not on MY watch." !YEAAAAHHHHH
Sunday, 16-Oct-11 11:25:26 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin What, you want more time puns? JUST WATCH ME. !YEAAAAHHHHH
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@thelastgherkin I couldn't tell what time it was, until I finally clocked it.
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@thelastgherkin Why does your watch indicate the day and month? - It never hurts to have another pair of hands.
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Decide to check RDN, look down popular comments, seems I missed some sort of war on balls.
Friday, 14-Oct-11 21:29:42 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Okay, I support that one!
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@pawnheart I also know a hairdresser who is on the rise despite only having been trained to cut part of the hair. He's on the fringe of popularity.
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@ceruleanspark Puns. :o I like puns, though. They tend to make me laugh, when they're OK.
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Looks like being unemployed... has benefits. !YEAAAAHHHHH
Friday, 14-Oct-11 21:29:01 UTC from web -
Have some ponies. I draw those sometimes, right? http://fav.me/d4bsk9f
Tuesday, 04-Oct-11 15:25:46 UTC from web-
@broniebrown But the rest of the picture looks really good! Just to put it... into perspective. !YEAAAAHHHHH
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@gherkin Hehe. Drawing in perspective is a hell of a job. The result might be worth the effort. I expect that my picture (when finished) will be in another Drawfriend on Equestria Daily.
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@broniebrown Here's hoping! :D
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"Horatio! The Carouselle Boutique is on fire! All of Rarity's dresses burn into ashes. We have to get there as quickly as possible!" - "Well... 8-| Then we'll see some hot coiture." YEAAAAAAAH !csi
Saturday, 01-Oct-11 11:16:25 UTC from Choqok -
Actually unscrew it. "!Horatio, someone murdered this badly-dressed accountant!" "Well, I guess there's... B-|... no accounting for taste." !YEAAAAHHHHH
Thursday, 29-Sep-11 16:17:09 UTC from web-
@colfax But I like you!
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@thelastgherkin Bollocks.
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@colfax But I do like you. You crack wise and don't afraid of anything.
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@thelastgherkin look what I've found on flickr http://is.gd/ZGExuE
Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 14:02:03 UTC from Choqok-
@thelastgherkin So... 8-| You have no money for shipping some giraffes. YEAAAAH !csi #girafferotica
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@broniebrown @thelastgherkin sorry for the really bad pun
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@broniebrown Groan.
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I need art of Gherkin as a sea-pony being caught by Cerulean with a fishing line.
Thursday, 22-Sep-11 13:00:51 UTC from TTYtter- Scribus and Barton Flank like this.
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@thelastgherkin I forgot to take a picture of it.
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@carcino That's OK, I believe you. Now, do I change my name to BigPapaPickle...?
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@thelastgherkin if you want
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Welp, now I've finished my dinner It's time for a nice evening not being ra-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT
Tuesday, 20-Sep-11 17:41:50 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Also, welcome back.
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@ceruleanspark Thank you! Looks like you're in... quite a pickle. !YEAAAAHHHHH
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"!Horatio, looks like somepony's been photoshopping bow ties, tweed jackets and fezzes onto a variety of actors!" "Looks like these photos have been... B-|... Doctored." !YEAAAAHHHHH
Monday, 19-Sep-11 15:54:03 UTC from web -
You all act like you're so high and mighty but really you're just dying for some magnetic loving.
Monday, 19-Sep-11 15:43:46 UTC from TTYtter-
@ceruleanspark There IS something about Magnet that is... B-|... attractive. !YEAAAAHHHHH
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@thelastgherkin Steven frickin' Magnet, how does he work?
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I'm going to talk about something none of you have ever heard of; SAGE. More importantly, I'm going to complain about how it isn't any good this year like it used to be.
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@scribus I STILL HAVE THE BLISTERS TO PROVE IT
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@thelastgherkin Hay! I may be brazen, and I may or may not be a hussy, but I am not little!
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@scribus YOU KEEP YOUR SHANIA AWAY FROM HIM
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I'm going to bed. Happy fondling!
Monday, 12-Sep-11 22:46:16 UTC from web-
@pawnheart Sorry, I was getting cake and looking into a thing. I could never get the hang of GIMP.
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@thelastgherkin Well, I can't pretend I know what half the buttons do... but its certainly less confusing than indesign (program I have to use for my Dad's work). What do you use?
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@pawnheart I use Photoshop Elements 2. It's bad but it's what I'm comfortable using. GIMP just had too many things I didn't need to use and such an awkward interface (for Mac at least).
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@derpy Ew, no. Anything but Twilight.
Sunday, 11-Sep-11 08:46:03 UTC from web-
@tenmihara You can find Swadloon at Lostlorn Forest and Route 6.
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@tenmihara Sweet; Lostlorn Forest (off Route 16, just east of the Electric Gym city
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@pinhooves As a bonus; the no duplicates rule I use means that any encounter with Tranquill or Cottonee I encounter there is voided (I figure it's disrespectful to use another of the same Pokemon if they've fallen in battle u.u)
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I saw two different bottles of acetone-free makeup remover today. One was yellow and one was pink, but all the ingredients and even the barcode was the same. Looks like the differences were only... B-|... cosmetic. !YEAAAAHHHHH
Wednesday, 31-Aug-11 19:35:01 UTC from web -
So many wonders... http://youtu.be/r509sR2TdFg
Monday, 29-Aug-11 00:39:39 UTC from web-
@engelhardt He has the voice of an angel.
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@engelhardt Well, that was... B-) Wonderful. !YEAAAAHHHHH
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Just heard about Tom Jones apparently having a heart attack, but that's just a rumour. It's fortunately only dehydration, which is, well... B-| ... It's Not Unusual. !YEAAAAHHHHH
Sunday, 28-Aug-11 20:58:51 UTC from web -
"I was on vacation in a shabby hotel. The air conditioner was freezing and I got sick" - "Looks like it gave you a 8-| cold" !YEAAAAHHHHH
Thursday, 25-Aug-11 11:12:51 UTC from Choqok -
Why do Megan and Applejack look like they're about to make out? http://ur1.ca/4ymep
Wednesday, 24-Aug-11 17:24:11 UTC from web-
@broniebrown And I guess if they're both going to drown at the bottom of the ocean, they're a sunken ship. A-ha! A-ha ha!
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@tabithastgherkin Did I really just take 20 minutes to think of that
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@tabithastgherkin So who of those two get first wrecked in this relationship?
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#YouKnowYouAreAPony when you attempt to take the garbage out in under ten seconds.
Wednesday, 24-Aug-11 14:38:38 UTC from web- John Smith likes this.
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@fortecanter *sunglasses* ..flat. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! !csi
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@dezzierose Why would I flatten the garbage?
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In the story I'm writing, Nyx, this big dark evil-thing, wants to spread its Nyx Seeds across the universe. But the thing is I've just realized that sounds kinda dirty... Uhhhh, not sure what to do about it.
Wednesday, 24-Aug-11 12:42:46 UTC from web- andrew B likes this.
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@fortecanter IT'S MY GROUP AND I SHALL DO WHAT I WANT
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@tabithastgherkin *shrugs* I've never heard of them. The name just comes from the Greek goddess of night. Technically, the Nyx in my story isn't much of a character, anyway. It's like... somewhat-sentient energy. In the form of a planet. That can sort-of-not-quite possess people... It's a weird story.
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@theskyisfalling Sounds like it.
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No shirt, no shoes, fan service.
Tuesday, 23-Aug-11 22:12:36 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@starshine Hmm... I love Mr Breezy! For me, if they put him in season two, that would be real... B-|... fanservice! !YEAAAAHHHHH
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@mrbrown oh baby don't be like that
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@mrbrown that looks soo wrong
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There, finally finished with the drawing. Here's a link for anypony interested: http://kalleflaxx.deviantart.com/#/d47l7ej
Tuesday, 23-Aug-11 19:20:02 UTC from web -
"!Horatio, this man was mauled to death by rabid squirrels!" "Looks like the squirrels... B-|... thought he was nuts." !YEAAAAHHHHH
Friday, 19-Aug-11 19:41:19 UTC from web -
what up all
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 21:42:19 UTC from web-
@theawesomepony Accepted ya. Name's Jesus. Good to meet ya, Zac
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@sonicdash yeah i know what your name is i said earlier look its jesus
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@theawesomepony I forget that at times ^_^;
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@abigpony There was a dramatic pauses and sunglasses. The !YEAAAAHHHHH was the only thing missing! ... Apart from the pun.
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 21:45:59 UTC from web-
@abigpony Again, that wasn't meant to be a pun!
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@abigpony @redenchilada Aaaaaand I'm right. Good memory, me! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BPxF1mLYFM
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@rotation Are you G3ing again?
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Time is an illusion. !Teatime doubly so.
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 21:12:31 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Time is such an abstract concept. I don't like it.
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@flaxx Do you want to discuss abstract concepts? Because if so, I think we may have too much... B-|... time on our hooves. !YEAAAAHHHHH
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@thelastgherkin Hahaha, that's awesome! XD
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Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 05:39:21 UTC from web
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@mrn4rmn4rm And it goes on and on about rhubarb
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@mrn4rmn4rm Two words: You Needto! It's awesoooooome..
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@mrn4rmn4rm O okaiz.
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I WANNA EAT A KNIFE! #momentofstupidity I've heard they taste... B-|.. Sharp. *YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!* !csi
Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 05:25:21 UTC from web- dezzie again likes this.
