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Miami
Do you like leaving behind terrible puns after putting on your sunglasses? Because I thought I'd... B-|... group them together. YEAAAAHHHHH
CSI: Miami one-liners (csi) group, page 3
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Does anyone knows good puns?
Monday, 15-Aug-11 02:24:57 UTC from web-
@chaosmagic Ignore him, he's the janitor.
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@kingcarcinopony sure c:
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@colfax I'm not taking him serious =3
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I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL
Sunday, 14-Aug-11 21:25:14 UTC from web-
@redenchilada for when #FineLadies are around. Duh.
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@kingcarcinopony >implying any #fineladies would come within ten feet of you
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@redenchilada I have this anti-restraining order that makes them have to be within 10 feet of me. It's the law.
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So I was sitting there thinking about how really terrible the pun I parted with was. "Meat and greet"? That's atrocious. It's funny how, when you're sat there filled with roast dinner, you have time... B-|... to digest. !YEAAAAHHHHH
Sunday, 14-Aug-11 16:13:25 UTC from web -
Well, I haven't spent time with my nan in a while, so we're going to go and have Sunday lunch. Guess it's time... B-|... for a meat and greet. !YEAAAAHHHHH Later!
Sunday, 14-Aug-11 11:46:09 UTC from web-
@deliciousthelastsandwichtopping Enjoy! :)
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@rotation I'm not answering! I've already said too much, since I'm both a) mildly internet famous and b) security conscious. I don't want peeps tracking me down and forcing me to draw ponies for them.
Tuesday, 09-Aug-11 20:26:13 UTC from web-
@quiteapickle I wish ^^ note the 'awkward' and 'fluster' in my names :P I never quite succede
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@awkwardpony One day! *shakes hoof*
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@awkwardpony Yay, good to hear that you're settling in here well! :)
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We have a !traps group? Great, I love traps! Let's say your swimming pool was haunted by a pool monster. Want to know how I'd trap it? First I'd lure the monster under the waterfall in the corner, then I'd add quick-drying cement to the water and booyah! Trapped.
Sunday, 07-Aug-11 19:58:13 UTC from web-
@scribus You can't mix favourite birds with favourite mammals! They's two comletely different styles of animal!
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@gherkinmon Well, if you categorize, then... Though, I totally want to 'shop a penguirraffe now!
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@scribus And I want to ship a penguin WITH a giraffe!
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Bon-Bon's fattening up Lyra? Well... B-|... the plot thickens. !YEAAAAHHHHH
Saturday, 06-Aug-11 19:56:20 UTC from web -
!csi @starshine I almost believed ponies ended the violence. *picks up gun* looks like i have a reason... *puts on shades* to shoot for the stars. YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Friday, 05-Aug-11 06:27:56 UTC from web -
Someone just wrote out all the lyrics to Friday on !omegle. Hasn't that stupid song died a fiery death yet?
Friday, 05-Aug-11 06:13:37 UTC from web-
@starshine Ah yes, a csi group! That one liner isn't near as good without the status i replied to though :D
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@flutterguy41 That's what the in-context button is for. :)
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@starshine It seems i failed with the in context button
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Actually ,looks like he may be going with me to a really nice "Shakesperian" bar he's heard of in Bristol! Not drinking alcohol though, but still!
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@colfax It's not you, it's me! I'm bike-illiterate. I haven't ridden a bike in... seven years? Let alone shopped for one.
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@thelastmoon Here: http://preview.tinyurl.com/3ckkza2 The Mongoose is the ugly thing on the bottom, the Motobecane is the work of art on top.
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@colfax Ah. Now I know!
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"I guess you could say that Celestia's sock is *Puts on sunglasses* Holy" http://is.gd/sLKjT6 !csi #shamelessselfpromotion
Thursday, 04-Aug-11 18:34:16 UTC from Choqok- Gherkin ☑️ likes this.
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@abigpony because your a <i>fungi</i> trolololololololololol
Wednesday, 03-Aug-11 04:02:15 UTC from web- Desmond Roseluck likes this.
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@abigpony no me didn't
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@abigpony yes u will
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@abigpony you cant be hated
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@delc17 @dezzierose Banana-Phone! Ring ring ring! (Now you can have your phone, and eat it too!)
Friday, 29-Jul-11 15:48:16 UTC from web-
@dezzierose @noizybrony I get up in the morning about 6am
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@dezzierose @delc17 Have a lil jelly, have a lil jam.
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@dezzierose @noizybrony take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
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*falls over in the everfree forest unconscious*
Wednesday, 27-Jul-11 21:09:31 UTC from web-
@commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese but I wanna use SCIENCE *is charging my invension which has started to buzz
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@commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese @zachariastargazer I'm about to use SCIENCE to revive stumperman...its kill or cure...well...vaporise or cure...but it only vaporises 25% of the time...I'm comfident I got the bugs out
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PONIES ARE AMAZIIIIIIING!!
Tuesday, 26-Jul-11 05:24:32 UTC from web-
@dezzierose Yay!
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@dezzierose Yes, yes they are.
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Twilight: "Hey Spike! You have left some food above your lips" 8-I Spike: "This is muy stach for later" YEEEEAAAAH !csi
Saturday, 23-Jul-11 13:58:46 UTC from Choqok- Gherkin ☑️ repeated this.
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This is great for all you Phineas and Ferb fans out there.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwGlL3hxaCY !csi
Saturday, 23-Jul-11 05:05:34 UTC from web- Gherkin ☑️ likes this.
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People are getting sick of my impersonating Horatio Caine. Looks like I made... B-|... a bad impression. !YEAAAAHHHHH
Friday, 22-Jul-11 16:44:49 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I guess that joke isn't...B-|... Punny anymore. !YEAAAAHHHHH
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@thelastgherkin oh horatio, u so crazy
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Says doctordapples of my bad puns: "Apple Bloom! A brony writer/artist has been murdered because of his bad puns! They couldn't have been bad enough for him to deserve this!" "Obviously, you... B-|... don't know Jack." !YEAAAAHHHHH
Thursday, 21-Jul-11 12:54:00 UTC from web -
"Mr Breezy, why aren't you as popular as other background ponies?" - "I can't understand... 8-I ... I have a lot of fans!" YEEEEEAAAH!!! !csi
Wednesday, 20-Jul-11 22:01:40 UTC from Choqok- rotation and Gherkin ☑️ like this.
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Friend of mine asked for a picture of my pony toys. I told her I'd give it ... B-| a shot. YYYEEEAAAHHH!! !CSI
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OK I think I'm finished.
Saturday, 16-Jul-11 22:38:36 UTC from web-
@thelastgiraffekin I thoroughly enjoyed them myself :D
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@flutterguy41 ONE MORE JUST FOR YOU. "Horatio! Some muffins have been stolen from Sugar Cube Corner!" "Looks like this thief... B-|... really takes the cake." YEAAAAHHHHH
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"Horatio! We believe somepony is stalking the stallion who runs the fan store!" "Looks like Mr Breezy... B-|... has got a huge fan." YEAAAAAHHHHH
Saturday, 16-Jul-11 22:37:58 UTC from web -
"Horatio! This griffon was found dead shortly after breaking her oldest friendship!" "Looks like she was... B-|... griffon the brush off." YEAAAAAHHHHH
Saturday, 16-Jul-11 22:35:37 UTC from web- rotation likes this.
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@thelastgiraffekin So... when do you get to the funny ones?
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"Horatio! This fashion photographer was murdered on the finish line of the racetrack! We may be able to find some security camera footage of the attack!" "Looks like... B-|... a Photo Finish." YEAAAAAHHHHH
Saturday, 16-Jul-11 22:33:34 UTC from web- rotation and Barton Flank like this.
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"Horatio! Steven Magnet's been murdered! We suspect it was homophobes." "Looks like Magnet... B-|... was polarising." YEAAAAAHHHHH
Saturday, 16-Jul-11 22:31:00 UTC from web- rotation likes this.
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"Horatio! Looks like there's a sex offender ring distributing photos of Nightmare Moon's rump!" "Well... B-|... looks like a sinister plot." YEAAAAAAHHHHH
Saturday, 16-Jul-11 22:24:59 UTC from web- Scribus, delete_ and ★ and 5 others like this.
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@madflavors I am so glad because I couldn't stop myself.
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♻ @thelastgiraffekin "Horatio! Looks like there's a sex offender ring distributing photos of Nightmare Moon's rump!" "Well... B-|... looks like a sinister plot." YEAAAAAAHHHHH
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"Horatio! Count von Count from Sesame Street has been murdered!" "Well... B-|... looks like his number was up." YEAAAAAHHHHHH
Saturday, 16-Jul-11 22:21:58 UTC from web -
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Sunday, 17-Jul-11 10:35:48 UTC from web