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wait hold up cock isn't word filtered!?
Saturday, 27-Dec-14 05:55:37 UTC from web- Jake and John repeated this.
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@l1ghtsword NOPE! My Cocks are loud!
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@l1ghtsword neither us, dick balls, shaft, or rod. But papayas is blocked.
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whats the name of that rpg-like pony game where you play as spike?
Saturday, 27-Dec-14 05:53:29 UTC from web-
@rainbowsdash equestria online?
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@metaltao nah it was a game that was already created it was 2d and looked like old school mario mut with spike and he had a sword and it was like black and white
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@rainbowsdash Luna Game or something or other... PONYVANIA? Um... TurnTable?
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I'm done.
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how was christmas for everypony?
Saturday, 27-Dec-14 05:47:21 UTC from web-
@rainbowsdash chromecast +fifty amazon dollars Idk how to spend.
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@rainbowsdash GOT SOME SHIRTS AND THREE GHIREDELLI CHOCOLATE CARAMEL! :O
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Me and my friends are going to make a comedy rap group called Pizzle420. Our first single will be called "horse cock"
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Horse Cock makes the world go round!
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why do you keep repeating?
Saturday, 27-Dec-14 05:43:28 UTC from web-
@l1ghtsword What do you drink? o3o Is it [REDACTED]?
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@l1ghtsword Horse [REDACTED]... Is... I GIVE UP!
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Awl and awl it's just an/ other dong in the wall
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I'd rather have that...
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The next person to redash gets a face full of cock. Horse cock.
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To be fair, this was a horrible night! XD
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Now I'm bored
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Is it over?
Saturday, 27-Dec-14 05:28:59 UTC from web- Light likes this.
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@northernnarwhal we got to many fedoras, and now we gotta tip 'em all, all aboard the meme train.
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@northernnarwhal *grumpy cat* NO.
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So I'm trying to think of 10 questions I want to ask someone interesting on DA. I have 1 so far. What are some interesting questions that would cause intuitive answers to be given?
Wednesday, 08-Jan-14 07:04:40 UTC from web-
@clayinthecarpet "So anyway how's your sex life"
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@yodelerty Whoa. Whoawhoawhoa. WHOA. This is one of those chain things that have 10 questions that a certain number of people whom you tag in the update have to answer.
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@clayinthecarpet "Can I borrow five bucks"
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You've been visited by the Ghost of Metal! Favourite this in 10 seconds or you will be visited by a Spooky User tonight! 95% of people will not post this..... and they will become banned....Sunday, 17-Aug-14 01:30:02 UTC from web- MetalTao, Coltzerino and Jake repeated this.
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@voxxxrebel Can we not talk about it?
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MetalTao likes this.
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@voxxxrebel *face turns into a watermelon and screams in a watery voice*
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Imagine being so tired you surprised yourself by farting
Thursday, 16-Jan-14 02:16:27 UTC from web- Narwhal, Coltzerino and Techdisk and 2 others repeated this.
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@awlderpy Same to you. Take-a the cold medicine and get a good sleep so you can be the best person at your work
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My dream last night was incredibly surreal.
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@pawnheartwithavengeance A couple of hours installing stuff, not much more. And figuring out my way around Rivet City.
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@ceruleansparkold Aaah, the classics.
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Friday, 07-Mar-14 15:55:43 UTC from web
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"have you drunk or done any drug?"
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"they cut off pope's dick!"
Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 01:54:34 UTC from web- Jake repeated this.
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She had curly blonde hair that shone in the dim light the streetlamps offered outside of my humble office tucked away in some dilapidated building on a dingy corner of a dirty street in Frisco. Wearing a flowing shiny red dress with a long skirt and you could still tell her legs went all the way to Portland. I could tell from the moment she walked in, flashing those deep ocean-blue eyes into my own gaze and pursing those ruby-red lips, she was thinking one thing.
"Where is the bepis"Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 02:37:51 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal That's when you have people around you to say "stop it; bad Tyler".
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@saintnichawlas And I respond with "Yes, bad Tyler indeed. Awful Tyler in fact."
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Electronic dance music for fish: glubstep.
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This ain't a scene it's a goddamn donger raise
Friday, 05-Dec-14 23:19:33 UTC from web- Scribus, orungano and Jake repeated this.
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@ceruleanspark Raise this dong, raise this dong...
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Dear Santa:
I've been pretty good this year (closer to it than some, anyway), but I won't insult your omniscience by pretending you needed me to tell you that. I also know you're very busy, and so I'll keep this short.
All I want for Christmas is a living wage in America and an end to the rampant, brutal militarization of the American police force.
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>Tim laying on the ground dying
>His brother rushes over and holds him in his arms while crying
>"Tim, please! Say something!"
>Tim leans in and quietly whispers "Why you no call ambulance?" then dies right then and there
Like this if you cri evertim 5everFriday, 12-Dec-14 00:36:08 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) and Jake like this.
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@northernnarwhal tears. tears everywhere
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@redebinchilada Is it tearing you apart?
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@redebinchilada Tim copypasta is in full effect
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Peter Jackson wrote an unsued "Nightmare on Elm Street 6" script in which Freddy had become so un-feared and weak that teens would take sleeping pills just to find him and mess with him.
I would actually really like to see that movie.- Jake likes this.
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@saintnichawlas Yeah, it starred the guy who played Rorsach in "Watchmen" as Freddy and was alternately totally unnecessary or not really any good. The "Evil Dead" one was really surprisingly good, though. I recommend it, but it's pretty damn brutal.
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@scribus It's supposed also to take a somewhat more serious air than the original ended up becoming, yes?
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@saintnichawlas Well, the very first one was actually pretty dark and heavy, it didn't get much of a comedic edge until the 3rd part, and 4 just got campy and went more or less steadily downhill. But anyway, point is, Freddy is remembered as a wise-cracking almost Joker-like figure, but he wasn't always like that.
