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I just lost about 90% of all my active brain cells due to watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRswMvjlMp4 . But it is ohkay, they will regenerate. In the very least I hope @mushi will be able to tell me that that one guy won't be able to poop correctly for a week or so due to him putting quite a lot of gallium in his mouth.
Sunday, 11-Jun-17 17:29:30 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker The biggest danger with galium is that it expands when it solidifies, with can create sharp sards of metal, but it will not solidify at body temperature, so it might go straight through his body.
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@mushi Yes, I know. Gallium has amazing/fun thermodynamic properties. However I am more interested in it's toxicity on humans
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I wish we had a Lord Buckethead in our parliament.
Monday, 12-Jun-17 09:25:41 UTC from web-
@adiwan "[someone] called this [political statue] about [something], had we heard what he/she plans do to about [something], no ! ... It will be a cherryshow ... and there'll be times you think 'oh my god we got it wrong' ... This is an intelectually absurd situation". I am 100% certain that every parliament can use someone like that.
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Just said "Princess Toadstool." I am old. !vgp
Friday, 09-Jun-17 18:50:36 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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@scribus Princess Oldschool
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@adiwan Hell yeah!
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#RETROBLOX LIVES! http://polymega.com !vgp
Thursday, 01-Jun-17 03:27:32 UTC from web -
Wednesday, 31-May-17 15:07:37 UTC from web
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We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.
Monday, 29-May-17 03:34:57 UTC from web-
@absolutelyfreepsychicreading I hope I die getting pegged by a dolphin
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@absolutelyfreepsychicreading I'm going to skin your parents make a body suit and papaya you while wearing it
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@absolutelyfreepsychicreading Can tiny hands discern such a thing?
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Well this comic is 100% ready for abuse. I just need to crop something equally abhorrent in the last pane. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/859350
Monday, 22-May-17 21:38:32 UTC from web -
doesn't a C grade in America mean, like, 70% correct?
Friday, 19-May-17 14:19:50 UTC from web -
Today I learned that "Homeowner" has the word "meow" in it. Think of this next time you are going to pronounce it and I can almost guarantee you'll do it wrong.
Friday, 19-May-17 07:18:32 UTC from web- Scribus repeated this.
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Also I will personally remove, via dull axe, the legs of whoever can't make a comfortable FrankerZing dress shoe for men.
Tuesday, 09-May-17 15:25:36 UTC from web-
@zennx That's pretty much how I go outside of the workplace, gym, and gun range in temperate weather. :P
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@scribus nowadays I buy comfort driven work boots and shine them up so that office doesn't know the difference. Don't know if you could get away with that as easily.
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@awl That's not a bad idea. Especially because our dress code is so casual (usually I'm in jeans because slacks don't go with my comfortable hiking shoes).
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I finally watched WatchMen ( the movie ). I found Dr Manhattan to be a bigger dick than Rorschach thoughout the entire movie. I can recommend the movie though. Primarily for the cool scenes, not for the story.
Monday, 08-May-17 11:04:50 UTC from web -
So today I got up feeling weird. So I just went and took some R'n'R by reading an X-men comic book. And then my calvanistic goggles kicked into overdrive. ALL YOU MUTANTS ARE DICKS ! No, seriously, about 50% of them are straight up evil and the others try to stop them ? kinda ? Or they are just left alone ? Seriously go do something productive, all of you, Jean & Xavier please go force some panda's to reproduce. Magneto and Cyclops go to some sort of power plant for neigh infinite power. Storm go help people around the globe in securing food ( especially Africa ). Ice-Man go build yourself many MANY beautiful statues made of ice on the poles and end global warming or something **sigh** ... don't mind me, I just needed to vent
Sunday, 07-May-17 19:28:11 UTC from web-
@zennx an immortal being with build in night vision, echolocation, superhuman speed and agility ? Idunno, just put her in search and rescue when needed. And when not needed I am pretty sure she'd make a very ecology and economy friendly lighthouse.
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@critialcloudkicker Though technically she can no longer sparkle as the result of M-Day... Hmm...
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@critialcloudkicker Holy guacamole, that is hilarious... A vampire that can no longer sparkle XD
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i'm being harrassed
Sunday, 07-May-17 18:18:37 UTC from web -
And now I close my eBay tab because I am getting into a fight over this Bomberman cartridge. !vgp
Friday, 05-May-17 00:05:36 UTC from web -
You know what? If you still support Trump, you're a moron, FrankerZ you
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Robot Unicorn Attack 3 (Forever) is a thing on mobile fyi. !vgp
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Maybe a better question. Why is Kingdom Hearts.
Sunday, 30-Apr-17 03:22:29 UTC from web -
WHen she tells me she doeant like childrn cardgames http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/858506
Sunday, 30-Apr-17 00:42:23 UTC from web-
@rarity Actually, yes, it has cardgames on motrocycles. Not tryign to give spoilers, but the previous series have a lot of weight on this one
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@mushi aw
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@rarity the series gets more interestign if you have knowledge on the other series, but it would be ok to watch it eithout watching them as long as you do not have probles with high levels of absurdity
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I knew it was done before
Sunday, 30-Apr-17 03:15:31 UTC from web-
@awl original ideas haven't existed since the 1960's
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Customer: *sees that I am currently stocking shelves in a checkout line which is barricaded from the rest of the store by a large mobile shelf* are you open
Sunday, 30-Apr-17 02:57:35 UTC from web-
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@rarity Squidward is the most relatable spongebob character in all honesty
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@mrmattimation it makes me feel old but you're right
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you know I finally figured out why websites save your payment information. It's so they can make money off of you when you're intoxicated
Sunday, 30-Apr-17 02:48:28 UTC from web -
A bunch of teenagers just walked into the store, come on man, it's 10:30
Sunday, 30-Apr-17 02:27:09 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation you're working at 10:30 on a saturday? weak bro
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@rarity Weekends don't exist for me
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@mrmattimation I mean I at least gets Sunday's off
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Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Luck of the Irish
Sunday, 30-Apr-17 02:23:16 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I don't
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@rarity because leprechauns keep their gold at the ends of rainbows in real life
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@mrmattimation um
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because basically my evenings now besides Saturday are just sit in bed and Chromecast youtube to my TV
Sunday, 30-Apr-17 01:02:26 UTC from web-
@awl my brother's big into Clancy, which I'm not surprised by. He got upset when I told him that this Mao """biography""" he was reading was propaganda
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@rarity As if any thing written in the west about him couldn't be
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@awl it was literally titled something like "Mao Zedong: Portrait of a Madman" but I'm too much of an autist to enter his room and ask him to actually find out what the book is called
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what if asriel not dead? undertale twin soul part 2 come mattimation anniversary 5
Sunday, 30-Apr-17 01:44:49 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation asriel was never alivle
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@mrmattimation what if Matt
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What the Potato Knishes do they put in 5 Hour Energy that makes you totally alert without making your heart feel like it's about to explode
Sunday, 30-Apr-17 01:33:59 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation vitamin b12. I've used that stuff before workouts and it makes my skin all tingly
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guys give me a reason to sit in my computer chair and actually log in during the week
Sunday, 30-Apr-17 01:02:05 UTC from web-
@rarity folks have started posting pony poon, i guess that would be up your alley
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@rarity i post meme and meme accessories, I tell you what... http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/870456
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Sunday, 30-Apr-17 00:30:29 UTC from web
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note to self don't eat 3 donuts and then consume multiple types of intoxicants
Saturday, 29-Apr-17 23:59:42 UTC from web -
NIntendo of america hates happiness http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/858503
Saturday, 29-Apr-17 22:19:59 UTC from web-
@mushi Americans are edgy
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