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  1. I've somehow malapropped "Christ on a bike" and "man alive" into my new catchphrase, "man on a bike"

    about 4 hours ago from web
    • might become an incel but voluntary and not misogynistic

      about 4 hours ago from web
      • big ups to being so mentally Fluffle Puffed that you'll never have a satisfying relationship in your stupid cherrying life

        about 4 hours ago from web
        • ay batcaveing lmao

          about 4 hours ago from web
          • . http://rainbowdash.net/url/864807

            about 21 hours ago from web
          • I wish Animal Crossing let you marry people like Harvest Moon. I want to bang the frog

            about a day ago from web
          • matt reaches every single demographic on the internet with just two posts

            about a day ago from web
            • hot take: adam ellis's comics aren't actually that bad

              about a day ago from web
            • when I become famous online and people rinse me over something about my work I will absolutely double down on that thing

              about a day ago from web
              • it was a Potato Knishesing good email though

                about a day ago from web
                • In my almost 5 months of work the only thing I've gotten praise for is a particularly slamming email I sent out

                  about a day ago from web
                  • personally I'm just Thankful for good Fluffle Puffy and ass

                    about a day ago from web
                    • Today I'm watching nobody's favourite Ghostbusters movie: Ghostbusters 2

                      about a day ago from web
                      • Holy crap. Is this place still alive?

                        about 3 days ago from web
                      • a question

                        about 2 days ago from web
                      • "mango-a yeah! I'm-a proud-a to be a cuck!" - Mario, Super Mario Odyssey (2017)

                        about 3 days ago from web
                        • A speaker was called upon to give a presentation about world poverty. They chose to begin by standing on stage and clicking their fingers every three seconds.
                          Click. 1, 2, 3, click. 1, 2, 3, click.
                          After a while, they added, "Every time I click my fingers, a child dies."
                          An audience member shouted, "Stop clicking your fingers then!!"

                          about 3 days ago from web
                          • Republolicon

                            about 3 days ago from web
                          • Of course!

                            about 3 days ago from web
                          • liquidise the paedophiles and make all the drug dealers drink the juice

                            Sunday, 15-Nov-15 22:37:46 UTC from web
                          • if the prospect of raping children is more palatable to you than wanting equal rights or whatever the batcave it is you're against, kindly consider taking your own life

                            about 3 days ago from web
                            • the "we're going to elect a probable sex offender because being left wing is worse than being a literal child molester" take is maybe in the top 5 worst takes of the year

                              about 3 days ago from web
                              • Why does Kellyanne Conway talk like a Justin Roiland character

                                about 3 days ago from web
                              • Spinal hygiene

                                about 4 days ago from web
                                • "DURRR I'M GONNA LEAVE A SIGNATURE SO THE POLICE KNOW WHO TO ARREST"

                                  about 4 days ago from web
                                • "Robert Mugabe" has the same amount of syllables as "Eleanor Rigby" thanks

                                  about 5 days ago from web
                                  • So far Alabama is proving that if given the choice between a child molestor and a Democrat, they would elect the child molestor. Maybe stop sucking so hard, Alabama?

                                    about 5 days ago from web
                                  • everybody talk about your red pill experience, mine was when a girl in high school refused to have sex with me

                                    about 5 days ago from web
                                  • Going through my old tweets and I was/am bananaing hilarious

                                    about 5 days ago from web
                                    • triggered?

                                      about 5 days ago from web