Notices by RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada) tagged totw, page 2

Gherkin ☑️

#totw "Hello, this is Celestia's talking mailbox. Put your letters in me."

RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

#totw "Hello. This is Celestia. This silly topic of the week had caused the message on my answering machine to change so often; I don't even know what it says right now. I'm still waiting for a new topic to come up so I can finally keep one consistent message... in the meantime, please leave your message after the beep. *sigh*" *FRIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNDDDSSS~*

madington flavors

#totw For letters regarding the magic of Friendship press 1. For Molestia Press 2. For Trollestia Press _. For Tyrant Celestia grand Goddess of our wonderful and glorious sun empire which should never be betrayed press 4. If *INSERT HORSE THEMED TOWN/CITY/BURG/DISTRICT* is currently in an immediate crisis press 5. Others wise record your message after the tone. *FRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNDDDDDSSSSS*

RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

RT @snowlynx #TOTW "My dearest Twilight Sparkle. If you do not destroy your current connection by the tone, I will personally send you to magic kindergarten for the rest of your life, and any time school is not in session you will be licking dirt off of the floor of the Everfree Forest until the day the entire forest shines."

RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

#totw "Good morrow, royal subject! This is Princess Lu-I mean Princess Celestia! Unfortunately we cannot receive thine letter at the moment, for we are busy emptying the entire royal pantry of cakes and getting fat! Please do leave us a message after the royal beep and we shall make countenance to receive and reply to thine troubles with as great a speed as our rotund belly will allow us! BEEP!!"

Scribus

#totw Derpy (or whatever you like to call her) and Berry Punch, singing about how terrible it is to be perceived as hopeless (muffin/drinking) addicts by the fans their friends and neighbors, something hinting at deeper, more fulfilling lives beyond being background filler. And then, they get cut off when the mane 6 come singing and dancing through on an adventure of their own.

Crusader 8

#totw If I could pick any background pony to sing a duet with one of the mane 6 ponies, I'd choose Rarity to sing with Fluttershy.

treesy

#totw Soarin walks into Sugar Cube Corner and is about to order when suddenly a pink blur drops in front of him. "Welcome to the SCC where we may be a bit hasty/But stop a while and try our food, you'll agree that it's tasty/You seem to want a certain snack, hmm can I pass this test?/Well sure, it is a no-brainer 'cause cupcakes are the best!" As Soarin moves to reply a window smashes and a grey pegasus slams into the floor. Standing, she glares at Pinkie and shoves a bag in Soarin's face. "How dare you Pinkie, you're so mean/dragging this colt into your scheme/Don't listen to a world she'll say/Muffins are the best snack anyday." "No way, cupcakes are delicious" "Muffins are delicious and nutritious." "Cupcakes are delicious, nutritious and PINKILICIOUUUUS!" a faint scream of "Copycat!" can be heard from the direction of the library. The two mares glare at each other, neither budging an inch. meanwhile, Soarin sobs quietly "I just wanted a pie..."

RDN's Lucifer

#totw I'd choose Applejack and she would sing about how important hard working background ponies are for Ponyville.

RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

#totw Applejack vs Carrot Top Rap Battle

RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) treesy

@treesy is literally the entirety of the #totw tag's popular notices.

treesy

#totw Walking away from Luna's room, you quickly reach Celestia's room. You sigh in relief as you notice a lack of stuffed animals, though a bird on the windowsill seems to be giving you a fiery glare. You don't have to wait long before Celestia walks in. Looking at a nearby clock, you ask Celestia "Is Day court finished already?". Smiling, she replies "No, it's still going, I delegated the job to Twilight... Oh, I mean A. To be honest she covers for me most days. Want some cake?" "Why do you make her do all your work" you ask. "Are you kidding, It's what I trained her for. Frankly, since she saved Luna, I've only spoken to her if I wanted something done or to mess with her. So, Mr Will, what do you do?" You chat with Celestia for a while and things seem to be going really well until you mention your hobby. "Well actually, I own a small ant farm. It's fascinating to watch... Umm Are you ok Princess?" Celestia's eye begins to twitch. "ANTS!!!" Which princess do you pick?

treesy

#totw Luna is waiting for you in her room. As you enter the smell of decay hits your nostrils. looking around, you see thousands of glassy eyes reciprocating. You of course do what any strong, tough minotaur would do in this situation, you scream like Fluttershy. Five minutes later you catch your breath and take a closer look around the room though you find it no less disturbing. Pretty much every surface in the room is lined with plush toys, their glassy eyes unblinking, forever watching. this in itself would be disturbing enough, but by the looks of it these toys are all over a thousand years old. Luna eventually calms you down and you begin to talk. She explains that she has been sick and frail since she was born, Overall, the conversation was pleasant, though her insistence that she call you "Mine eldest brother" left you somewhat disturbed. As you make your farewells and turn to leave she shouts "V... verily it is not as if thou art m-m-m-mine beau, simpleton!"

treesy

#totw A (Twilight) is a bit shy at first, but really begins to open up when you take her to the library. As she becomes more confident around you she begins telling you all about her friends and all their adventures. You're not surprised she ended up the de facto leader of that group, after all she was class rep in school, and you do have to admit those glasses she now wears add a certain something. Well, that and the fact that she now raises the moon instead of Luna. Still, all things must end (Except for immortal alicorn princesses), and you have to move on to the next princess.

treesy

#totw Ok, since @Kolzach insisted, I'll translate the new #totw. Here goes... Now! Close your eyes and imagine... You can't see what I'm writing because your eyes are closed, but if they were open you would see that you are (Iron) Will. One day during a motivational seminar, some royal guards stormed into the premises, knocking you unconscious. Waking up, you find yourself in the throne room, three alicorns staring at you. Celestia explains the situation, apparently you have a rare genetic makeup that can overcome the infertility of the alicorn princesses. However, you can only choose one. Luckily, you don't have to make the choice straight away, instead you spend a few days with each princess. First you spent some time with Twilight. Well, technically she's no longer called that. After becoming a princess, she changed her name to A, so that she would be the first person people call if they need help. (LTE TBC)

RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

#totw P.S. in my headcanon the Crystal Empire is totally the north pole of the Equestrian world and thus Cadance is in charge of the aurora borealis

RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

#totw Twilight is the new head of the Equestrian Royal Library. Her first job; overhauling the sorting system the old management left in place. God, sorting by number of pages? Who comes UP with this mess?!

treesy

#totw Waking from the rapture caused by that delicious mouthful, Joe watched as the creature began walking around, trying to find some more of the fantastic foodstuff. Seeing the other disc laying in the oil the creature quacked in glee, diving headfirst into the boiling oil in pursuit of it's prize. A minute later, Joe walked up to the now silent creature. His scalded mouth frowning as he stared at it's limp form “Do Nut Meth Wif Me!” He shouted, turning his back on the creature. Suddenly, a flash of light came from his flank. Turning to get a better look, he saw one of the discs he had created, though it was covered in pink frosting and sprinkles. It was a cutie mark. Joe smiled. He had found a new calling, albeit one that's main tenets were similar to his father's. After all It is said that the best way to a creature's heart is though it's stomach.

treesy

#totw Joe's focus was broken by a monstrous Quack! Jumping around, Joe came face to face with one of the most feared creatures in Zebrica; the Rhinoceduck. With the body of a rhinoceros and the head of a duck, the mere sight of this beast would send many combat bakers running. Before Joe could consider that, the creature began to charge. In desperation, Joe plunged his mouth into the oil and pulled out one of the discs holding it in front of him as a makeshift shield. Like all of Joe's attempts at baked armaments however, it was too soft and fluffy the horn went straight through it. Joe screamed, waiting for the impending impalement... He opened his eyes in shock, however, as a new taste entered his mouth. For you see, the Rhinoceduck's horn had made a hole right through the centre of the protective pastry, sending the centre into Joe's screaming mouth. The creature too was fascinated by this creation, ignoring Joe as it removed the pastry from it's horn and devoured it.

treesy

#totw As the son of the great combat baker Pony Pony, the slightly more imaginatively named Pony Joe had only one dream, to follow in his father's footsteps and become Equestria's greatest combat baker. Unfortunately, he had no talent whatsoever for the craft. His baked weaponry was soft, easily broken, and completely unsuitable for monster slaying. His father, tired of the constant failures sent his child to the wilds of Zebrica with only one mission; slay a beast. Arriving with only a knife, Joe slowly collected resources, using his combat baker knowledge to create yeast, flour, oil, and other essentials from the native plants. Finally he was ready. Joe began mixing the ingredients, then shaping the dough till he had the two round discs that would act as armour plates for his sides. Placing the discs into a cauldron of boiling oil Joe watched with rapt attention as they expanded, which would explain why he didn't notice the horrifying beast behind him

Silver Spark

#totw Background pony got her cutie mark by remaining in the background and being mostly unimportant.

RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) treesy

#totw Ok honestly I'm just waiting for @treesy to say "Evil exterminator Celestia, enemy of all ants" or something like that

RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

#totw I loved Diamond Tiara's newspaper lead editor persona, from Ponyville Confidential. The "evil manager" trope is one of my favorites in television.

treesy

#totw Celestia most likely stalks the land with her most powerful weapon (The Celestial Magnifying Glass), and continues her extermination of the hated ant menace. Luna on the other hoof, has recently started an underground railroad, helping ant refugees escape to Griffin territory.

RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

#totw Luna, on the other hand, spends her free time rearranging the stars into interesting patterns; when other ponies find her designs in the night sky, new constellations are created. Equestria currently holds the universe record for number of constellations in the night sky.

RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

#totw Celestia spends her time off taking work from other people to do. (This particular headcanon has been nursed into maturity by many fanfictions.)