Notices tagged with badjoke

  1. @kumo Yes, but on the offside. The Statue of Liberty is a 120 Inch tall French lady, Any idea howmuch shaving equipment is needed per month ? #

    Saturday, 01-Nov-14 01:12:51 UTC from web in context
  2. @mastertdi I don't think we blame cars typically. We're alright in that respect. I was under the impression that explosives were tightly controlled, however. We'll need them, though, when the government is ripe to be overthrown. # #

    Sunday, 25-May-14 19:21:05 UTC from web in context
  3. @cajunbrony23 How about "No !" ? I mean, it is "anything" technically #

    Sunday, 29-Sep-13 22:08:20 UTC from web in context
  4. @mushi It is a fact then, babies are useless. No need to find that special someone to mate with ladies... Just get a dog already #

    Sunday, 15-Sep-13 22:23:34 UTC from web in context
  5. @thelastgherkin Take two! :p "Nope, that doesn't sound at all familiar. I didn't even know Equestria Daily was a thing then, durr hurr # (But seriously, I don't believe I do)"

    Wednesday, 10-Jul-13 18:20:05 UTC from web in context
  6. @mobstalyre even thought they have softer parts #

    Monday, 20-May-13 03:57:30 UTC from web in context
  7. @mushi I already did, 10 seconds flat. # is bad.

    Tuesday, 12-Feb-13 13:23:06 UTC from web in context
  8. @nerthos RDN never gave me cookies. I want cookies, i'm hungry #

    Tuesday, 04-Sep-12 17:17:52 UTC from web in context
  9. RT @woona @thelastgherkin Afraid of salad? Must be American. #

    Monday, 20-Aug-12 17:13:40 UTC from web
  10. @techdisk42 yes, it has an explosive taste #

    Sunday, 08-Jul-12 03:27:08 UTC from web in context
  11. RT @woona Thelastgherkin # hour on RDN.

    Sunday, 24-Jun-12 22:57:14 UTC from api
  12. and then bowser said "like a boss!" #

    Wednesday, 13-Jun-12 20:58:23 UTC from web
  13. @chaosmagic if you're friend with Near, Kira will not like you #

    Saturday, 02-Jun-12 22:43:33 UTC from web in context
  14. @awesomeman1000 Did you get any minecraft plants? #

    Saturday, 02-Jun-12 18:38:28 UTC from web in context
  15. @thunderboltpony *le gasp* not even for braeburn?! #

    Sunday, 27-May-12 22:23:48 UTC from web in context
  16. @yodelerty no, its water. #

    Wednesday, 23-May-12 06:55:48 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  17. @carcino You've already shaken hands! TWICE!! #

    Tuesday, 22-May-12 19:35:24 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  18. @cloudchaser #

    Monday, 21-May-12 22:18:51 UTC from web in context
  19. @pony bahahahahahah! That is how we find @greydragon412's house # http://ur1.ca/98upy

    Tuesday, 15-May-12 16:19:48 UTC from web in context
  20. @dudeinboots it sucks to be you, almost literally. #

    Tuesday, 08-May-12 22:53:17 UTC from web in context
  21. @foxgopher 80%. That's a B. Why not 100% ? Also the other 20% of your tabs... They need to get 20% cooler. # #

    Tuesday, 17-Apr-12 01:11:07 UTC from web in context
  22. @zimzap Must of been abused too much. #

    Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 02:00:13 UTC from web in context
  23. @lyokotravels Well, it certainly breaks easily enough #

    Tuesday, 24-Jan-12 05:51:05 UTC from web in context
  24. @miloth #

    Saturday, 31-Dec-11 14:56:34 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  25. # Why did the police get called to a nursery/daycare? A child was resisting a rest. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frd53vbCHLg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    Thursday, 29-Sep-11 10:17:48 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  26. @ceruleanspark But won't a "flash" if inspiration be a bit useless with an iOS device? :P *shot* # !techponies

    Saturday, 10-Sep-11 14:13:35 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  27. @thelastgherkin Yeah, #, I deserve it.

    Saturday, 11-Jun-11 14:58:43 UTC from web in context