Notices tagged with fml

  1. The 'D' word just got mentioned at work. Docker. #

    about 2 months ago from thespinning.top
  2. Ugh # # # https://FrankerZposter.club/attachment/443383

    about 5 months ago from shitposter.club
  3. If it weren't for my depression and self-neglect, I could have been the most popular girl on the block. #

    about a year ago from sealion.club
  4. @doze49 @dokidoki @nameles @justthinking @lord
    Why? I was just going to call that sexy, but then I remembered minors. # Oh well... plenty of adults in the work place who wear suits. I'll just have to ogle them. Especially if they wear fedoras or top hats... Lol.

    about a year ago from sealion.club
  5. And I already have batcave attached to it too which I won't be able to get a hold of. # 

    about a year ago from sealion.club
  6. @dtluna
    Lool... I forgot my password for cock.li, and the dude doesn't reset them... #

    about a year ago from sealion.club in context
  7. How is employment like an abusive spouse? Trick question, it's all the same banana! #

    Wednesday, 03-Feb-16 00:43:26 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  8. "As much as I complain about Civil Rights..." says the HMFIC of Civil Rights during Civil Rights training. #

    Wednesday, 03-Dec-14 18:38:52 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  9. My fruit rotted in my lunch box. I don't know why I expected any different. #

    Sunday, 28-Jul-13 18:34:34 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  10. Reached my inode limit. #

    Tuesday, 23-Apr-13 15:45:13 UTC from identi.ca at 52°30'0"N 5°45'0"E
  11. Why is Google Docs account thing. I guess you'd have enough motivation. #

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 10:58:47 UTC from land of markov and chains
  12. Now I'm craving tea and cakes. #

    Monday, 15-Apr-13 03:22:14 UTC from identi.ca at 32°54'45"N 96°38'19"W
  13. Aaannd because I needed to worry about whether or not I'll still have a job in the near future, I had an 86 year old woman drive into my bus today! #

    Thursday, 11-Apr-13 23:50:00 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  14. Dat moment when you add too little chocolate syrup to your milk, and in a misguided attempt to add more you end up adding far too much and making it mud in a cup. #

    Tuesday, 05-Mar-13 01:55:45 UTC from web
  15. @snowcone I do not like the # tag, it is usually depressing

    Monday, 11-Feb-13 13:05:10 UTC from web in context
  16. Drunk, alone, at Del Taco. Sad thing is, this is neither unique nor particularly depressing for me. Yay, Fullerton~ # lol

    Sunday, 06-Jan-13 05:56:19 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  17. Today I learned that it actually is possible for me to be angry and self-loathing enough to self-inflict sharp object trauma. Yay, sewing! # #

    Tuesday, 30-Oct-12 23:29:00 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  18. Sleep didn't work. #

    Monday, 17-Sep-12 04:04:41 UTC from web
  19. Well, that didn't end as I was hoping it to. Wrote four lines that don't make sense, and then I realized I haven't even understood what I'm supposed to do. Screw this. # #

    Thursday, 12-Apr-12 15:30:12 UTC from web in context
  20. and yet again bronystate fails me this weekend #

    Saturday, 31-Mar-12 02:59:28 UTC from web
  21. Has exam in 2 days -> Gets invited to path of exile closed Beta #

    Monday, 26-Mar-12 18:43:05 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  22. That sad moment when you realize that you're still in your pajamas, you haven't taken a shower, haven't gone out of the house, and wasted your entire day on homework. AND you have school the next day, where your whole day will be taken up again and again, until the next weekend where you'll waste it on homework again. I hate my life right now. #

    Sunday, 29-Jan-12 23:54:49 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  23. My sleep-deprived mind couldn't find a razor, so it took my pocketknife and started sawing it off. Then decide to comb my head hair with that knife, which cut out some hair. Should I sleep !yet? #

    Saturday, 03-Dec-11 05:03:03 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  24. I... I think I just mistook 10 sapphires for gel and deleted them in Terraria without even thinking... #

    Friday, 28-Oct-11 16:12:13 UTC from web in context
  25. Gonna write an essay, gonna write an essay, probably shoulda started it earlier, since it's due todaaay~ Gonna be up all night, gonna be up all night, because it's worth a lot of points, so what am I doing on RDN~? #

    Thursday, 29-Sep-11 07:15:30 UTC from web in context
  26. it's 3 am and my dad is snoring his bananas off so hard, he woke me up T_T # Anyway, i thought I'd go on youtube and find some music to listen to on my ipod. #

    Friday, 05-Aug-11 07:06:44 UTC from web in context
  27. Fall asleep at 8PM and miss a whole night of fun. Mums check gets cut so we have less money for food. Mum also has to work today, so I had no ride to the Owl City concert that I've had tickets to since April... #

    Thursday, 16-Jun-11 23:43:47 UTC from web in context
  28. I can no longer turn on my laptop without it over-heating, unless I point my box fan at it at max speed. Probably time for a replacement. #

    Wednesday, 08-Jun-11 05:30:59 UTC from web in context
  29. So apparently I had to go to a choir show which left me with 30 minutes left in my day. Not enough time to do homework and study for my important test tomorrow. #

    Wednesday, 18-May-11 02:52:47 UTC from web
  30. Welp, tommarow I turn 20. How will I be spending my day you ask? Doing Dishes, laundry and cutting the lawn. Then if I'm lucky, I mihgt just go to bed early. #

    Sunday, 15-May-11 03:07:45 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context

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