Notices tagged with fml

  1. How is employment like an abusive spouse? Trick question, it's all the same banana! #

    about 4 months ago from MuSTArDroid in context
  2. "As much as I complain about Civil Rights..." says the HMFIC of Civil Rights during Civil Rights training. #

    Wednesday, 03-Dec-14 18:38:52 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  3. My fruit rotted in my lunch box. I don't know why I expected any different. #

    Sunday, 28-Jul-13 18:34:34 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  4. Reached my inode limit. #

    Tuesday, 23-Apr-13 15:45:13 UTC from at 52°30'0"N 5°45'0"E
  5. Why is Google Docs account thing. I guess you'd have enough motivation. #

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 10:58:47 UTC from land of markov and chains
  6. Now I'm craving tea and cakes. #

    Monday, 15-Apr-13 03:22:14 UTC from at 32°54'45"N 96°38'19"W
  7. Aaannd because I needed to worry about whether or not I'll still have a job in the near future, I had an 86 year old woman drive into my bus today! #

    Thursday, 11-Apr-13 23:50:00 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  8. Dat moment when you add too little chocolate syrup to your milk, and in a misguided attempt to add more you end up adding far too much and making it mud in a cup. #

    Tuesday, 05-Mar-13 01:55:45 UTC from web
  9. @snowcone I do not like the # tag, it is usually depressing

    Monday, 11-Feb-13 13:05:10 UTC from web in context
  10. Drunk, alone, at Del Taco. Sad thing is, this is neither unique nor particularly depressing for me. Yay, Fullerton~ # lol

    Sunday, 06-Jan-13 05:56:19 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  11. Today I learned that it actually is possible for me to be angry and self-loathing enough to self-inflict sharp object trauma. Yay, sewing! # #

    Tuesday, 30-Oct-12 23:29:00 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  12. Sleep didn't work. #

    Monday, 17-Sep-12 04:04:41 UTC from web in context
  13. Well, that didn't end as I was hoping it to. Wrote four lines that don't make sense, and then I realized I haven't even understood what I'm supposed to do. Screw this. # #

    Thursday, 12-Apr-12 15:30:12 UTC from web in context
  14. and yet again bronystate fails me this weekend #

    Saturday, 31-Mar-12 02:59:28 UTC from web
  15. Has exam in 2 days -> Gets invited to path of exile closed Beta #

    Monday, 26-Mar-12 18:43:05 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  16. That sad moment when you realize that you're still in your pajamas, you haven't taken a shower, haven't gone out of the house, and wasted your entire day on homework. AND you have school the next day, where your whole day will be taken up again and again, until the next weekend where you'll waste it on homework again. I hate my life right now. #

    Sunday, 29-Jan-12 23:54:49 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  17. My sleep-deprived mind couldn't find a razor, so it took my pocketknife and started sawing it off. Then decide to comb my head hair with that knife, which cut out some hair. Should I sleep !yet? #

    Saturday, 03-Dec-11 05:03:03 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  18. I... I think I just mistook 10 sapphires for gel and deleted them in Terraria without even thinking... #

    Friday, 28-Oct-11 16:12:13 UTC from web in context
  19. Gonna write an essay, gonna write an essay, probably shoulda started it earlier, since it's due todaaay~ Gonna be up all night, gonna be up all night, because it's worth a lot of points, so what am I doing on RDN~? #

    Thursday, 29-Sep-11 07:15:30 UTC from web in context
  20. it's 3 am and my dad is snoring his bananas off so hard, he woke me up T_T # Anyway, i thought I'd go on youtube and find some music to listen to on my ipod. #

    Friday, 05-Aug-11 07:06:44 UTC from web in context
  21. Fall asleep at 8PM and miss a whole night of fun. Mums check gets cut so we have less money for food. Mum also has to work today, so I had no ride to the Owl City concert that I've had tickets to since April... #

    Thursday, 16-Jun-11 23:43:47 UTC from web in context
  22. I can no longer turn on my laptop without it over-heating, unless I point my box fan at it at max speed. Probably time for a replacement. #

    Wednesday, 08-Jun-11 05:30:59 UTC from web in context
  23. So apparently I had to go to a choir show which left me with 30 minutes left in my day. Not enough time to do homework and study for my important test tomorrow. #

    Wednesday, 18-May-11 02:52:47 UTC from web
  24. Welp, tommarow I turn 20. How will I be spending my day you ask? Doing Dishes, laundry and cutting the lawn. Then if I'm lucky, I mihgt just go to bed early. #

    Sunday, 15-May-11 03:07:45 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  25. I should play some pokemon red. Too lazt # #

    Tuesday, 26-Apr-11 22:33:31 UTC from web
  26. # I wanna get Fluttershy but My dad might punch me for that :B # #

    Tuesday, 26-Apr-11 00:21:39 UTC from web
  27. I wanna do a nuzlocke run. But I know I'll lose :/ #

    Friday, 22-Apr-11 03:30:33 UTC from web
  28. sorry if I haven't been on. Had to get the computer working again. #

    Tuesday, 19-Apr-11 03:23:36 UTC from web
  29. my computer is acting really retarded.... And it's an ACER. #

    Monday, 18-Apr-11 22:02:04 UTC from web
  30. # just spent the past 2 and a half days fixing all my mods for TF2 AND redoing ALL of the keybinds because VALVe thought it would be funny to release an update that overwrote my cgf folder. #

    Saturday, 16-Apr-11 18:19:46 UTC from web

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