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Ugh, my aching blood
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GOOD NIGHT RDN! I love you all!
Sunday, 27-Mar-16 03:00:28 UTC from web -
im naked
Sunday, 27-Mar-16 03:00:46 UTC from web- spam1account likes this.
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apple, nearly everything about wine culture is cynical and sometimes just elitist.
Sunday, 27-Mar-16 02:22:43 UTC from web-
@metaltao Over here wine is more of a traditional/family drink rather than an elite thing. Of course there are some really good wines produced locally, wine expositions and all, but the big majority of people who drink it are either the cheap wine drunks, or mid-to-old people who drink it at the table with food. You know the kind that always have a cup of wine with lunch and dinner?
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@metaltao Doing fine, went to a birthday party yesterday, just relaxing and chatting today.
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@nerthos living in Italy, in which wine is treated in the exact same way, is what made me appreciate wine in the first place, and not drink it to get drunk either.
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god wine is so FrankerZing bad
Sunday, 27-Mar-16 02:08:41 UTC from web -
And then the other half of my family is French so... more wine.
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Saturday, 26-Mar-16 19:43:36 UTC from web
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@redenchilada OH banana YOU MANE
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@redenchilada OH cherry YOU MANE
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Quitter scared me because it knew what instance my account is on but then I realized it probably just pulled it from the referrer lol
Saturday, 26-Mar-16 19:20:31 UTC from web-
@narwhal The "we aren't like Twitter" thing attracts some unsavory people on the sites, or at least did for a while, but there are okay people on them too
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@redenchilada Oh yeah for sure, I've had a handful of pleasant conversations with federated users in the past. My reply earlier was more of a joking generalization than any kind of axiom.
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He who fights memes must ensure he does not become a meme. And when you gaze at the void, the void gazes back. http://youtu.be/CXY6_x50xCA
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@critialcloudkicker it is the "What are those" level of unfunny memehood
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@eris Shoe gazer here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YtB4kxfQPs
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@taknamay I watched the thing and... I can totally understand how he must feel now... poor guy
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(groans of increasing discomfort)
Friday, 25-Mar-16 05:49:04 UTC from web -
As a general rule I tend to find the people who are most vehement about being entitled to free speech are usually the ones with nothing intelligent to say.
Friday, 10-Jan-14 10:27:37 UTC from web -
Alright LISTEN UP BOZOS, CAUSE I'M ONLY GONNA SAY THIS ONCE: Being offensive for the sake of being offensive isn't funny. I know that I am the last guy that you wanna hear that from, but it's true. It's forgivable if offensive words just kind of slip out from time to time. But using words like "retarded" in every other sentence specifically because people do not like you saying it is super duper crappy. It's like what a four year old does when they're told not to say "no" and proceed to repeat it over and over and over again just for the attention.
Friday, 25-Mar-16 00:50:52 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker You appear to me to be a pretty rational / pragmatic type of person. Try not to over-think everything. Just be yourself. ;-) This is no criticism of you,at all.
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@mrmattimation I've always been a fan of "mook."
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@pennyfortheguy Kinda hard not to over-think everything when the people you're working with are either 100% doing that or are asking you critical pragmatic questions because of it. But thanks :) ... I should probably try again to find a debate-team or something and drag a few of my clients into it, they'd probably like it too :) ( since I figure they do this kinda stuff for 'sport' )
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Whenever I hear "Melvin" I just think of the band The Melvins
Friday, 25-Mar-16 01:24:45 UTC from web -
I still am not a good person. But I want to be.
Friday, 25-Mar-16 01:21:27 UTC from web-
@narwhal @mrmattimation Yes, I agree. Nicely put.
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@mrmattimation Hey, we already have one "is not a role model" hashtag.
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@mrmattimation Try doing something selflessly nice for somebody. You'll be amazed at how wonderful it makes one feel. ;-)
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I am at least partially responsible for the cherryty things that some of the regulars use, and for that I do apologize. I actively championed assholey behavior in the name of comedy like an idiot and I think that rubbed off on some people.
Friday, 25-Mar-16 01:04:07 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation It's alright, I've said some things here in the past I'm not proud of either. We've both grown since and are more responsible with our comedy these days.
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@mrmattimation *say
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free speech is a myth, by the way. The first amendment only promises that the government can't sensor you, and even then there are legal caveats. You don't have the right to force people to listen to your garbage
Friday, 25-Mar-16 01:02:49 UTC from web- Narwhal and awlxaĺan like this.
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@rarity That's probably a really overlooked right to begin with. Having a soldier with a gun showing up forcing your silence in the modern western world is unthinkable.
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Do you understand WHY freedom of speech is not only in the constitution, but is the very first amendment?
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Speaking of which, don't use the word "retarded" as a pejorative here in the future.
Friday, 25-Mar-16 01:00:26 UTC from web -
Banning a word like "retarded" isn't in any way an infringement on free speech, it's just refusing to host your insensitive garbage
Friday, 25-Mar-16 00:59:42 UTC from web- Matt repeated this.
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Yeah but I bet if someone called you a neckbeard you'd be bawling about your feelings huh
Friday, 25-Mar-16 00:42:47 UTC from web -
Always watching, never blinking
Friday, 25-Mar-16 00:04:58 UTC from web -
Thanks for the follows yo
Thursday, 24-Mar-16 23:58:44 UTC from web -
I'm finally back on twitter after like 5 years so give me people to follow
Thursday, 24-Mar-16 23:42:26 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation peep at me
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18 is such an arbitrary number to decide someone's an adult. So is 21. What's up with that?????
Thursday, 24-Mar-16 17:57:17 UTC from web-
@tiffany @mrmattimation the problem is that everyone grows at a different rate
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@taknamay true, but honestly from my own experience 18 would be the most ideal guideline
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@tiffany I know where I am 18 is usually the age you're leaving high school and starting college, so while I don't think that's the deciding factor it does mean that the age of adulthood coincides with that big transition period pretty effectively. But it's like some of the replies to Matt's post have already said, it's really just an arbitrary number and not everyone grows at the same pace.
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I don't think I ever posted this picture, it was taken nigh a month ago on Lake Anne. In the middle of the lake there was a coyote or wild dog just walking out there, sniffing the ice once in a while, sitting once in a while. I watched it for five minutes and left with it still out there, for whatever reason. http://rainbowdash.net/url/835635
Thursday, 24-Mar-16 13:53:42 UTC from web -
Finally had some time to myself just to doodle, pretty happy with it for once. Pretty sure Marceline's anatomy needs work, but it seems passable. http://pny.lv/0auxd
Thursday, 24-Mar-16 04:40:51 UTC from web-
@scoot Her left arm does seem a bit too far behind her, but that might just be me being picky. They're really cute doodles, great faces in particular.
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Legitimately had a dream last night where acting like two non-rhyming words rhymed was the new meme
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@narwhal http://41.media.tumblr.com/d3becf026250a13b7304d9d0da56cd35/tumblr_nvrkvj21EP1uzltrto7_400.jpg
the Great Papyrus thinks this is bullmango
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Damn, just found out Phife Dawg passed away. Rest in peace.
Wednesday, 23-Mar-16 07:28:40 UTC from web -
Hey GNU social peeps, can I please get all of the Donald Trump supporters to explain what a "cuck" is and where the term comes from
Wednesday, 23-Mar-16 00:38:25 UTC from web-
@ii I've seen this word get thrown around a lot by internet conservatives, judging from context my read on it is it's their flavour-of-the-week pejorative for anyone who holds progressive or inclusive beliefs.
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@narwhal I've also seen it used on the *chans as a general purpose insult. Since 'batcave' and 'autist' are passé these days.
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@ii I avoid the chans altogether, but it doesn't surprise me that terms like "cuck" are in vogue there.
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Speaking of Boris, they apparently just recently released another collaboration with Merzbow, which I might end up checking out, but they put out so many albums in general that it's hard to keep up. I think the last record of theirs that I fully listened to was Noise back in 2014.
Wednesday, 23-Mar-16 02:39:50 UTC from web -
I don't take good photos. I don't take poor photos well. I don't even take very many photos. I wonder if that's why I want to share them when I do take them?
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@scribus Your restrictions on your photo taking habits could imbue meaning onto the photos you do take, or at least the ones you choose to publish. The conscious decision to release it implies an artistic need behind them.
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@narwhal Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Like, if I think it's worth taking a picture of, right?
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