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More details...Notices by Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin) tagged totw
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#totw The effect of poison joke on 2012 Special Edition Pony is her vanishing from episodes
Monday, 22-Jul-13 16:52:55 UTC from web -
#totw My Little Pony 2012 Special Edition Pony with a knife, shotgun, bottle of poison, rope, and some kind of explosive.
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#totw Pinkie Pie, with Mme. LeFlour, Sir Lintsalot, Mr Turnip, and Rocky. Oh, and that other imaginary friend she has. I think it was called Fluttershy or something
Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 17:00:14 UTC from web -
#totw I think Celestia should use her powers of controlling the sun to gain monarchy over Equestria. I mean, she can make it day or night at will, so they'd be dumb not to put her in charge!
Wednesday, 26-Jun-13 20:27:34 UTC from web -
>Shining Armour: Make out with Blueblood. #totw
Monday, 10-Jun-13 20:55:58 UTC from web -
#totw I mean, Twilight's Mom's name was pretty predestined. Great chat-up line too. "Nice to meet you, I'm Twilight's Mom." "Who's Twilight?" "Why don't we find out... together?"
Monday, 27-May-13 20:06:23 UTC from web -
#totw I like to think it's all predestined. They choose their name because of the cutie mark they'll get in the future.
Monday, 27-May-13 20:05:35 UTC from web -
#totw The policemen say that Fluttershy's a burglar in disguise / Big Bad Norman fifteen years on the run / The ponies disbelieve it "No, that can't be Fluttershy! / Just think about her tenderness towards everyone"
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#totw Has someone charged Rarity for crimes against fashion yet?
Tuesday, 14-May-13 20:58:50 UTC from web -
#totw "Good morrow, royal subject! This is Princess Lu-I mean Princess Celestia! Unfortunately we cannot receive thine letter at the moment, for we are busy emptying the entire royal pantry of cakes and getting fat! Please do leave us a message after the royal beep and we shall make countenance to receive and reply to thine troubles with as great a speed as our rotund belly will allow us! BEEP!!"
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Wow THAT shouldn't be in the promoted bar. #totw
Wednesday, 01-May-13 07:22:15 UTC from web -
#totw "Hello, this is Celestia's talking mailbox. Put your letters in me."
Monday, 29-Apr-13 06:46:20 UTC from web -
Saturday, 13-Apr-13 18:59:14 UTC from web -
#totw if I had to pick a background pony to sing a duet it would be applejack
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#totw Princess Celestia raises the sun. Princess Luna raises the moon. Princess Pinkie Pie raises the roof.
Monday, 01-Apr-13 18:51:17 UTC from web -
#totw Rarity has diamonds for a cutie mark because she's functionally indestructible ok i'm done
Thursday, 21-Mar-13 19:05:22 UTC from web -
#totw Pinkie Pie has balloons for a cutie mark because of her really low health points.
Thursday, 21-Mar-13 19:04:58 UTC from web -
#totw Fluttershy has butterflies for a cutie mark because she has a short life expectancy.
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#totw That idiot cross-eyed kid sure plays a mean pinball.
Thursday, 21-Mar-13 19:00:22 UTC from web -
#totw Wait I change my answer!! He has three horseshoes because he has triple the regular amount of luck.
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#totw Caramel got his cutie mark from being the very best at playing horsehoes. Also one of his legs is prosthetic
Friday, 15-Mar-13 12:51:45 UTC from web -
#totw I really like Gilda because for a time it meant Rainbow Dash had hidden depth. I really like Flim and Flam because they're Professor Harold Hill. Do Hoity Toity, Sapphire Shores and/or Photo Finish count as antagonists? Because I really like them too. The Diamond Dogs paved way for a great Rarity episode, and Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara are fun too.
Tuesday, 05-Mar-13 09:49:49 UTC from web -
#totw They play video games and shout at each other
Saturday, 02-Mar-13 11:39:41 UTC from web -
Speaking of #totw, I wonder if one gets a tan the longer they stand next to Celestia.
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#totw Celestia has sun-powered laser eye beams.
Wednesday, 30-Jan-13 14:36:04 UTC from web -
#totw Fantastic episode. What the hell is all this about memes though? :S
