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  1. I was mad but now I'm not mad wow what happened

    Monday, 01-Apr-13 03:47:47 UTC from web
  2. A thing happened.

    Monday, 01-Apr-13 03:51:07 UTC from web
    • I think I'm officially done convincing myself I have a chance at a relationship. The one person I met, who was totally fricken flriting with me for like three weeks, the reason I went on facebook because I failed to ask for her number and wanted a chance to see her again, and as soon as she confirms my friend request her profile says she's in a relationship. I'm just tired of having feelings, I'm tired of opening up to people, mumble grumble grinch

      Saturday, 30-Mar-13 04:14:37 UTC from web
    • The older you get the more excited you get about receiving clothes for your birthday, and let me tell you I am quite thrilled about it.

      Saturday, 30-Mar-13 05:42:48 UTC from web
    • I here @thelastgherkin is into the shy types http://imgur.com/gallery/xCy4kVa

      Saturday, 30-Mar-13 05:48:48 UTC from web
    • I used to think I could write. And then college.

      Friday, 29-Mar-13 06:57:29 UTC from web
      • I MISSED # so rustled...

        Tuesday, 26-Mar-13 17:06:53 UTC from web
        • Caim repeated this.
      • Heroes don't do drugs. Except for Drugman, I guess.

        Tuesday, 26-Mar-13 16:59:39 UTC from web
      • # An episode in which Twilight, pushed by either her peers or something reads in some book, feels as though she must find a prince. An awkward episode all about dating ensues in which she courts several stallions from other lands in equestria until she eventually gets fed up and doesn't know who to chose. Celestia then comes out of the sky and tells her that being a princess doesn't mean you have to have a prince just yet and that she can wait to find somebody perfect.

        Tuesday, 26-Mar-13 16:44:03 UTC from web
      • Oh my God. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnwxN24E2yY

        Tuesday, 26-Mar-13 16:44:30 UTC from web
      • while I'm at it

        Tuesday, 26-Mar-13 16:38:23 UTC from web
        • # she is the royal princess of friendship. If you and your friends are fight she'll sudden just appear out of nowhere ala nightcrawler and solve all of your friendship problems with magic.

          Tuesday, 26-Mar-13 16:38:13 UTC from web
          • You can call me Indiana Jones, because I have my holy grail. http://ur1.ca/d6h8k

            Tuesday, 26-Mar-13 15:56:36 UTC from StatusNet Android
          • I just realized, all guns are machines. So what, exactly, is a "machine gun?" :o

            Tuesday, 26-Mar-13 16:21:19 UTC from web
          • Bioshock infinite meets expectations. That alone is a miracle.

            Tuesday, 26-Mar-13 16:22:55 UTC from web
            • is the 25th Re-dash day or am I just missing something...

              Monday, 25-Mar-13 21:18:15 UTC from web
            • "My end is near, and my death is unpreventable." *proceeds to pull out sword and murders an assassin in 3 seconds* -Uriel Septim.

              Monday, 25-Mar-13 21:13:20 UTC from web
            • Come on guys, keep buying my krymetal. I'm going to be rich,.

              Monday, 25-Mar-13 20:38:53 UTC from web
            • @​madflavours is like this. http://ur1.ca/a483p

              Sunday, 24-Mar-13 04:27:58 UTC from the moon
            • Remember where I parked http://i.imgur.com/BJcgJQG.jpg

              Sunday, 24-Mar-13 18:21:14 UTC from web
            • The kittens are making a mess.

              Sunday, 24-Mar-13 07:11:43 UTC from web
            • Creepypasta with your roommate. Good. Creepypasta with the people next door. Great. Creepypasta with the whole hall. Victory.

              Sunday, 24-Mar-13 07:17:12 UTC from web
              • @​redenchilada You lookin' good gurl.

                Sunday, 24-Mar-13 06:57:58 UTC from what
              • it's a good creepypasta night

                Sunday, 24-Mar-13 06:18:26 UTC from web
                • why did I let my coworker make me a tumblr theme http://yodelerty.tumblr.com/

                  Sunday, 24-Mar-13 06:08:45 UTC from web
                • Drew more Metal Gear.

                  Sunday, 24-Mar-13 06:03:39 UTC from web
                • https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-10SgdZNZBy8/UU4VOQ48UMI/AAAAAAAAavs/YwBUyoXnqNQ/s1600/WinterisBeautiful.png

                  Sunday, 24-Mar-13 05:55:43 UTC from web
                • Gordon Ramsey ate my shoes and didn't like them so he fixed them up for me

                  Sunday, 24-Mar-13 05:48:36 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                • http://gyazo.com/404b19378f0d14823d9d18f00de556cb not sure how I ended up here......but this is happening.

                  Sunday, 24-Mar-13 05:27:34 UTC from web
                • Ooh, crap, forgot Twilight's foreleg.

                  Saturday, 23-Mar-13 16:15:04 UTC from web