Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 26

  1. “You don’t have to worry about me, I’m one of the good ones, I’m not like them,” I say as I attempt to explain to some guy I don’t know why they shouldn’t mute me just because I pay for Twitter Blue, have .eth in my username, and regularly tweet vaccine conspiracies

    Wednesday, 10-May-23 06:44:57 UTC from web
  2. The WGA strike seemed silly to me until I learned the average TV writer makes $50k… in Los Angeles. Yeesh.

    Saturday, 06-May-23 05:03:24 UTC from web
  3. Guy who never shows up to work asks why he’s not on the schedule this week. Like, I dunno man, does it matter? Would you have shown up??

    Friday, 05-May-23 22:04:21 UTC from web
  4. Side characters. http://rainbowdash.net/url/876353

    Thursday, 04-May-23 06:57:20 UTC from web
  5. having access to HBO Max should come with a media literacy test that verifies that the viewer is capable of understanding that Eric Cartman is not meant to be the good guy in basically any South Park episode

    Tuesday, 02-May-23 03:39:24 UTC from web
  6. Just ordered my WOKE shirt from my WOKE job to show I support my WOKE friends who are WOKE and pushing their WOKE AGENDA by EXISTING

    Monday, 01-May-23 17:33:15 UTC from web
  7. Every time Joe Biden exhibits signs of mental decay his approval rating rises by 10 points

    Sunday, 30-Apr-23 17:26:44 UTC from web in context
  8. The Swole Foods character I based on Tucker Carlson makes zero sense now that Tucker’s been fired at Fox. Why you gotta make things difficult, Mr. Murdoch??

    Monday, 24-Apr-23 15:41:32 UTC from web
  9. Dead Island 2 is functional and has some really satisfying combat with really detailed dynamic gore. It ain’t got much else, but those things still makes it one of the better zombie games out there.

    Sunday, 23-Apr-23 05:04:08 UTC from web
  10. oh dear

    Saturday, 22-Apr-23 03:51:12 UTC from web
  11. Watched the first episode of Alice in Borderland. Looks interesting, I’m pretty attached to these characters and look forward to seeing their wacky hijinks the entire way through

    Saturday, 22-Apr-23 03:51:00 UTC from web
  12. …it really is a shame Bud Light is like the grossest goddamn beer on the market

    Wednesday, 19-Apr-23 21:39:41 UTC from web
  13. weird how all the crazy people really started coming in after the metro station opened

    Wednesday, 19-Apr-23 17:07:48 UTC from web
  14. @scribus no vandalism at my store yet but it’s coming I think, a group of Trumpers came in last week and stole literally every newspaper reporting on his arrest so they could trash it before anyone could read it so I’m expecting those same guys to try some apple with the Bud Light too

    Wednesday, 19-Apr-23 17:06:00 UTC from web in context
  15. the one where butters accidentally kills the entire room tap dancing was another one I walked in on right as it got unnecessarily brutal. I had a habit of doing that I think.

    Monday, 17-Apr-23 07:43:28 UTC from web
  16. when I was a kid I walked into the living room to see my dad watching the South Park episode with the disabled turkey and it was the scene where all the turkeys get ushered into a room and have their heads cut off by an unnecessarily dramatic buzz saw and this was the moment I decided cartoons are funnier when they’re unnecessarily brutal

    Monday, 17-Apr-23 07:42:08 UTC from web
  17. soda http://rainbowdash.net/url/876351

    Saturday, 15-Apr-23 23:30:24 UTC from web
  18. I just checked my seldom used other bank account from when I was in college and learned I just had around $500 sitting in there, which isn’t much, but damn, that’s $500 I didn’t know I had

    Friday, 14-Apr-23 15:55:32 UTC from web in context
  19. what’s the upper limit on showing someone’s bananas on YouTube do you think, like it there’s no dong do you think I could get away with it

    Friday, 14-Apr-23 13:40:23 UTC from web
  20. I just learned that John Leguizamo was the sloth in the ice age movies and now I fully believe in parallel universes because I swear to god it was Seth Green

    Thursday, 13-Apr-23 16:21:58 UTC from web in context
  21. @scribus 15.

    Tuesday, 11-Apr-23 04:17:04 UTC from web in context
  22. . http://rainbowdash.net/url/876350

    Sunday, 09-Apr-23 17:37:32 UTC from web
  23. @scribus I spent a little longer than I should have wondering what exactly is on MTV these days, both Beavis & Butt-Head and the Daria spin-off are on Paramount+, South Park only airs premieres on MTV, and the “M” in “MTV” hasn’t stood for music in a very long time

    Sunday, 09-Apr-23 05:55:43 UTC from web in context
  24. You could probably show Fritz the Cat on MTV today

    Saturday, 08-Apr-23 04:10:22 UTC from web in context
  25. …and if we’re going by the popular vote, the average American refused to vote for him twice.

    Tuesday, 04-Apr-23 22:41:27 UTC from web
  26. Trump is saying he can’t get a fair trial in New York because the county didn’t vote for him, and if that’s the criteria, he can’t get a fair trial anywhere because he did not win most centers of population.

    Tuesday, 04-Apr-23 22:39:51 UTC from web
  27. @scribus Tanner Cook, apparently the subject of the prank whipped out a gun and shot him in the stomach, then the sheriff came and arrested them both. Since he didn’t die, I think I’m perfectly fine to say that I hope this incident causes these dudes to think twice about it from now on

    Tuesday, 04-Apr-23 15:48:46 UTC from web in context
  28. YouTuber got shot in the mall down the street. Prank channel, so, 100% deserved.

    Tuesday, 04-Apr-23 13:51:41 UTC from web in context
  29. Got one single page into a script about two side characters going to Haiti to do missionary work before realizing there’s no way to do an interesting story here without leaning on white savior tropes. God dammit.

    Tuesday, 04-Apr-23 05:57:29 UTC from web
  30. Lashing Trump to a cross and placing a crown of thorns upon his head seems a bit extreme IMO

    Monday, 03-Apr-23 16:56:00 UTC from web in context