Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 28

  1. Just found a random shop with Bart Simpson vs the Space Mutants for sale for £15, should I buy it y/n

    Monday, 13-Mar-23 12:42:48 UTC from web
  2. I’m in another country so I couldn’t panic withdraw my money 1920s style, but also, rich people went to this bank, so I already knew that there’d be a $25b multinational government bailout.

    Monday, 13-Mar-23 08:00:02 UTC from web
  3. I’m too tall for double decker buses, in case anybody was wondering.

    Sunday, 12-Mar-23 08:54:54 UTC from web in context
  4. Ah, yes, a staple of British cuisine: Kentucky Fried Chicken http://rainbowdash.net/url/876333

    Sunday, 12-Mar-23 08:49:15 UTC from web
  5. There are too many hills in this country, I’m actually going to lose the remaining twenty pounds I need to lose just walking up to the house

    Sunday, 12-Mar-23 08:44:51 UTC from web
  6. very neat and cool that the newer versions of the wacom app remove the ability to import your cloud settings so I have to manually re-bind every single key on my remote to functions that I forgot what they were because i did it three years ago

    Sunday, 12-Mar-23 07:45:18 UTC from web
  7. In a shop where they sell physical NFTs painted on canvas, this won’t catch on

    Saturday, 11-Mar-23 13:35:41 UTC from web
  8. There are THREE branches of government, after all, and two of ‘em ain’t run by the blue team

    Saturday, 11-Mar-23 10:56:26 UTC from web
  9. @nerthos well, I think for starters it’d have been best to check and see which party runs Congress right now and also check the party affiliation of the woman who proposed a Mexican invasion before asserting you were right all along about which party wants to destabilize the border

    Saturday, 11-Mar-23 10:31:00 UTC from web in context
  10. British Twitter is calling for the boycott of the BBC but it’s one of the three television channels in this country and HBO Max isn’t available here without a VPN, so what else are these guys gonna watch? Paint dry?

    Saturday, 11-Mar-23 07:38:16 UTC from web
  11. British soap operas are crazy, I watched an episode of Coronation Street, there's like four hundred characters and there were like twenty different storylines going on at once in this one episode, it was at a point that I wasn't sure if I had accidentally changed the channel

    Friday, 10-Mar-23 17:37:43 UTC from web
  12. American lotteries have all failed me so I’m entering Euromillions instead

    Friday, 10-Mar-23 15:27:59 UTC from web
  13. My message reader changed voice when I got into Ireland and stayed that way in England, is Siri not authorized to work outside of the US??

    Thursday, 09-Mar-23 14:31:13 UTC from web
  14. @scribus I showed my host what Bart Simpson is actually supposed to sound like last night and he told me basically the same thing

    Thursday, 09-Mar-23 04:34:09 UTC from web in context
  15. The Simpsons is on Channel 4 and it’s very clearly sped up to 25 frames per second, this country is GROSS

    Wednesday, 08-Mar-23 18:04:27 UTC from web in context
  16. It took about as long for my luggegr to get to the baggage claim as my flight from Dublin to London did which makes me think they didn’t actually load my plane and just threw it on the next one

    Wednesday, 08-Mar-23 12:49:59 UTC from web
  17. It’s snowing in England right now and I’ve just realized this is the most snow I’ve seen all winter

    Wednesday, 08-Mar-23 12:43:36 UTC from web
  18. European vending machines be like: Twix, Kit Kat, some kind of potato chip with “potato” in the name and nothing else, an entire croissant in a bag, some weird non-Euclidean shaped snack with a name like “Jimmy Jammy Flinky Flories”, an N95 mask, an entire carton of Marlboro cigarettes tax free

    Wednesday, 08-Mar-23 08:51:58 UTC from web
  19. Stuck in Ireland for a bit because the aforementioned Canada antics caused me to miss my connecting flight AMA

    Wednesday, 08-Mar-23 07:24:19 UTC from web
  20. We left Washington two hours ago but we’re still over Canada, I think I got pranked

    Wednesday, 08-Mar-23 00:37:27 UTC from web
  21. I’m watching somebody get kicked out of the airport at my gate, and here I thought I was gonna be bored

    Tuesday, 07-Mar-23 21:25:12 UTC from web
  22. Flying to the uk today, I should have a good lunch before I go to a country where they eat like the Germans are still bombing them

    Tuesday, 07-Mar-23 17:34:43 UTC from web
  23. juliefan21 was probably ecstatic about covid

    Monday, 06-Mar-23 20:58:50 UTC from web
  24. Last year even with COVID restrictions getting through Dulles Airport was easy af, so now that there’s none I’m gonna be mad at hell if I have problems this time.

    Monday, 06-Mar-23 18:11:48 UTC from web
  25. …did I make that joke already? I’m getting deja vu from that joke.

    Sunday, 05-Mar-23 20:51:49 UTC from web in context
  26. Finally watched The Bad Guys a few weeks ago, my only problem with the movie was the unrealistic scenario of California having a popular Governor

    Sunday, 05-Mar-23 19:57:45 UTC from web
  27. me circa 2019 http://rainbowdash.net/url/876327

    Saturday, 04-Mar-23 15:19:25 UTC from web
  28. http://rainbowdash.net/url/876326

    Friday, 03-Mar-23 03:47:55 UTC from web
  29. The Family Guy clips market on YouTube is so oversaturated that the official Family Guy YouTube channel had to be shut down because everyone was just going to xXStewieDaKillaXx for them and the official channel wasn't getting any views or making any money

    Friday, 03-Mar-23 01:03:29 UTC from web
  30. Me: *googles "best bitrate to use for 4K H264 video"*
    Only comment on four year old Reddit thread: "why are you using H264 lmao use a different codec"

    Friday, 03-Mar-23 00:28:29 UTC from web