Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 40

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That makes, what, four since the pandemic started?

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19 years old, man. Come on.

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It would be really, really cool if people around me would stop dying. I feel like I’m a bit young to be hearing about it as often as I do.

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Wary of rappers who put out three albums after they die

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the highlight of my day was a truck driver trying to get me to unload a haul that was not mine, threatening to have me fired over it, then backing down when I challenged him to call his dispatcher.

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Rick Caruso doing what Caitlyn Jenner probably should have done but wasn’t smart enough to think of because her head is full of hot air

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he does look like my stepdad though

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gonna try and get a meeting with the Governor to see if I can get funding for a publishing company that signs production deals with young filmmakers and musicians who are fresh out of Virginia universities. Planning to leave out all the mean things I said about his vest and his haircut and the way he looks like my stepdad trying to relate to me at Thanksgiving.

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The Fairly OddParents: Fairly Odder is a fixed point in time. No matter what, no matter what timeline or universe you’re in, it’s a train wreck, there is not a single thing they could have done to make that show good. (It is very funny though.)

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found my car in the parking lot, new tires and all. They finished the job and then didn’t call me.

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I have severely underestimated how long it takes to put tires on a car

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Getting the tires replaced on my car which means I am trapped in this shopping plaza for the next hour.

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I spend a week and a half in England so I am now fully conscious of all of their political issues. I believe Boris Johnson is sponsored by RAYCON EARBUDS

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All these old Disney Afternoon shows being watchable in 4K is really messed up, man was never meant to go this far

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Gonna start telling kids that Sonic is cool and that all the grown ups like Sonic, it’s gonna FrankerZ their entire lives up, it’ll be great.

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(I have since created a new character and stayed under the radar while I concoct my next evil plan)

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There is not room for shenanigans in this game!!

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Throwback to the time at the beginning of COVID that me and my cowriter got banned in The Sims Online, which as far as I’m aware is not a game with a global ban mechanism. Everyone who owns property just knows each other in this game so somebody just went to other lots and spread the word of our misdeeds and people started blacklisting us before we could get to their house.

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Chip & Dale: Rescue Rangers looks like the Xbox 360 video game adaptation of Chip & Dale: Rescue Rangers. BUT… it’s still a lot of fun. I enjoyed it, a lot more than I thought I would. If you have Disney+ and a couple of hours to kill, you could do a lot worse.

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obsessed with Dark MAGA. this FrankerZin kid talks like a LARPer in a PSA from the 1980s about how Dungeons & Dragons turns your kid to satanism.

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The market is down, but you wouldn’t know that looking at my portfolio. House prices are up, but not where I’m looking. The economy’s in recession, inflation is up, people can’t pay for gas, and the brown artist with the voting record that would make Karl Marx blush is about to buy a house in an all white neighborhood that Trump won by 30 points, bringing his Japanese car and socialist life partner with him. I think I AM the great replacement.

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Love getting emails telling me to schedule my next COVID test… from the British company I took my previous one with on my way out of Gatwick Airport three weeks ago. They have it on file that I live in America and was traveling to America when I took that test, again, less than a month ago. Shouldn’t there be some system in place that stops me from getting useless ads from them that I couldn’t do anything with even if I wanted to?

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grape! It was right there! “Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his music to sell records, well I do, so [Potato Knishes] him and [banana] you too” with the words in brackets being replaced with him cussing out Chris Rock at the Oscars. Missed opportunity. Dammit.

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talking kiwi on a Disney movie gets you ratio’d harder than saying something racist

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if twitter existed in 2000 George Bush would probably have won Florida tbh

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My store was fully stocked on baby formula until the news started saying we were running out of baby formula. Now we’re running out of baby formula because people think we’re running out of baby formula and they’re coming in to buy as much as they can. Completely manufactured panic.

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(The mouth chart for that. Used to be I would just have one of these per cartoon. Now I sometimes have a few per shot.) http://rainbowdash.net/url/876138

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you will be able to tell which shots I animated with a Simpsons episode on in the background http://rainbowdash.net/url/876137