Notices by Zenneth (zennx), page 36
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there are 4 kinds of bugs that I do NOT allow in my house: Flies, mosquitoes, Centipedes and silver fish
Those 4 I kill on sight -
@mushi this is due to the fact that the Vatican is only 0.44km^2 big XD
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@mushi that and covering up child molestation
also, did you know that there are 2.3 popes/Kilometer sqr in the Vatican? -
@mushi tell your father that there is no such a thing as "too late for pizza"
if that doesn't work tell him it's always noon somewhere
if that doesn't work I recomend taking him behind the barn and doin' what yous gotta do -
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=asCT5tf7bRU&feature=live-chat-promo
Rainbow dash presents: Bittersweet is streaming now
and right after NEW RDP
#PSYCHED
Saturday, 18-Jun-16 21:49:52 UTC from web -
@adiwan I'm more of a metal working man myself, still, you always need woodworking for handles, unless you make a full-metal handle, but those break in axes, and are unwieldy on the thicker knives, and are stupidly bad on anything longer, so, yeah, one learns basic woodworking, one also learns not to use ironwood unless you need to balance the weight LIKE HELL, kuz that's thing takes forever to cut and sand
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@tiffany Myxomatosis killed my second familiar
if I find the Fluffle Puffer that created that thing I'm going to inject it into his vas deferens -
@ceruleanspark a man's got to keep his word, that's what my uncle told me
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@critialcloudkicker she sees the fourth wall
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so, just saw the new RWBY chibi episode
Nora is confirmed Pinkie Pie -
Hedgehogs are a kind of liquid
proof: http://2static2.fjcdn.com/comments/5948373+_f6846c6e7f737913dfbc0e6846f72b23.webm -
@critialcloudkicker she just wanted to make lunch
our mom has the reverse-midas touch when it comes to making food
I'm pretty sure that there's a 50% she'll mess up bread and butter -
@critialcloudkicker no, she just put half a bad of spaghetti in boiling water
10mins later it was coal -
@critialcloudkicker when we were six my little sister could even stand yet
but yes, she's definitely an evil genius in the making
In fact when I become the ruler of the world she'll be my chief inquisitor -
@critialcloudkicker that's my little sister right there, she inherited her cooking inabilities from our mom
when we were 6 we saw mom CARBONIZE spaghetti
HOW DOES ONE EVEN DO THAT? -
@critialcloudkicker that's the deal I have with my sister
also, just ate the chicken soup
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@pandathehedgehog I'm waiting for my sister to finish making some chicken soup
sickness benefits -
@pandathehedgehog yey, new friend
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@pandathehedgehog oh, I am charming, am also an asshole,
and I'm currently high on painkillers
and I've blown my nose 3 times since I started writing this
...I hate summer flu T_T -
@ceruleanspark Kratos should be a girl, but only if the outfit remains the same.
and before someone pulls the sexist card, there's a lot more boobs in that game already -
@polarbeariii man, I hope not, kuz if that's the case the Diva standard has gone WAAAAY down
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I swear to all living and dead gods, when I become the world's ruthless dictator I'm making chronic stupidity an offense punishable by execution via brazen bull
Friday, 17-Jun-16 06:51:00 UTC from web -
so, just saw the dumbest papayaing thing on a RL police show:
woman1 calls cop
claims she tried to buy crack from woman2
and that woman2 took $20 and gave her plaster instead
woman1 wants her money back
she LITERALLY called the cop to get her drug money back
then cop goes and talks to woman2
asks if she tried to sell drugs to woman1
woman2 replies: "I don't sell crack, I'm a prostitute" -
@mrmattimation I agree with this, mostly kuz while when judged on an episode by episode basis it looks completely bananas when you watch the whole series it makes a lot of sense.
on the other hand we have Uncle Grandpa
dude's body weight is probably 73% PCP at this point -
@redenchilada what about energy cards?
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@mushi http://2static.fjcdn.com/movies/Random_4e41f1_5922273.mp4
Army corgi is best corgi -
@mrmattimation I told you
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you see, the box of my cough syrup states that it's supposed to taste like sunflower oil
it doesn't
it tastes like fart
undead fart -
@tiffany ok, tell ya what, I'll just slightly burn you to death in almost the middle of what in some loose definition can be called the center of a kind of town.
You're lucky my med make me charitable
