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It bothers me that there's a scene in Futurama in which Bender literally jerks off a robot
Tuesday, 08-Nov-16 22:00:17 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Bender should not be allowed on TV.
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@scribus Actually it's "Crimes of the Hot"
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@ceruleanspark I appreciate that turnaround on me.
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TV gave us the idea!
Tuesday, 08-Nov-16 21:33:42 UTC from web -
That's not a cigar, and it's not mine!
Tuesday, 08-Nov-16 21:31:51 UTC from web -
Pictured: Map of the 2012 election where incumbent president Barack Obama (blue) defeated Republican nominee Mitt Romney (red) with just over half of the popular vote. I'm not trying to make a point with this or anything, I just think it's interesting to look at. http://rainbowdash.net/url/852914
Tuesday, 08-Nov-16 19:08:18 UTC from web-
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@mrmattimation Surprised that the rich end of Long Island is blue to be honest.
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@mrmattimation I'm surprised that so much of Alaska is blue.
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not sure if i've posted this here yet http://rainbowdash.net/url/852897
Tuesday, 08-Nov-16 17:32:56 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation KNOCK KNOCK. IT'S ME, THE RATBOY GENIUS
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http://pny.lv/122uc Don't Hug Me I'm Hungry: I got mouths to feed (not canniballistically)
Tuesday, 08-Nov-16 17:14:54 UTC from web -
If you only play one game about giant robots beating the apple out of eachother this year, make sure it's titanfall 2 https://gfycat.com/AlarmingDisgustingAmethystgemclam
Monday, 07-Nov-16 22:34:29 UTC from web -
Infinite Warefare, the Halo/ODST, Mass Effect, love child that we deserve. !vgp
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BUt yeah have fun electing orange hitler guys.
Sunday, 06-Nov-16 17:49:48 UTC from web -
Some, I assume, are good people
Sunday, 06-Nov-16 17:36:52 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark look at my african american over there
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Listen buddy. By the end of the day, one of us is gonna have one eye.
Sunday, 06-Nov-16 16:01:06 UTC from web -
This is what Widget is up to these days: http://66in6.tumblr.com/
Friday, 04-Nov-16 23:22:59 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark come to ___ in 10 minutes if you want an ass kicking
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@ceruleanspark is it possible to block people offsite
Friday, 04-Nov-16 02:50:46 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Yes. Go to your replies page and mouse over their profile icon. Click the "Remote profile options" button that appears. You will be taken to a screen where you can block them.
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@ceruleanspark Thank you
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thinking about jobs makes me regret not going to university lol
Thursday, 03-Nov-16 23:17:14 UTC from web-
@tiffany Yeah, if you'd been to university then you could be unemployed AND £30K in debt
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@ceruleanspark but I'd have a degreeee
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Why is the Guy Fawkes mask blushing???
Thursday, 03-Nov-16 22:54:30 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark you don't threaten a serial killer or whatever I was accused of
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@awl it's almost the anniversary of that particular accusation actually.
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@ceruleanspark ha. Almost time to not celebrate.
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I need a real job
Thursday, 03-Nov-16 22:44:15 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Capitalism doesn't work
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@ceruleanspark UM ACTUALLY infinite is the biggest value??
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@awl This is known.
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Equestria is actually flat.
Thursday, 03-Nov-16 22:46:29 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark equestria is shaped like a velociraptor
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I can't believe nobody has yet used the Sombra ARG to phish peoples blizzard account details in the guise of Sombra
Thursday, 03-Nov-16 22:35:04 UTC from web -
quien es Sombra?
Thursday, 03-Nov-16 22:18:09 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark donde está la biblioteca
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Legitimately considering not coming back to class after the break today. My psych teacher decided to up the crazy and has spent the last hour reading from a book about dream states and alternate realities.
Thursday, 03-Nov-16 19:21:55 UTC from web-
@tiffany ...I'm saying this because I had a friend... and because of a moron who had a diploma and thought he could play healer just because he was on a winning streak she's not around anymore.
and I will not let that happen to anyone again, not if I can help it
on the other hand I've also had friend who were almost gone, and thanks to great people with the same diplomas who know what they were doing and what they were, are still here...
and when I hear about teachers going on mad ramblings about dream states and alternate realities I'm pretty sure more of the 1st kind are going to come out
and I don't like it
and when I don't like something
I get rid of it
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Everyone get in bed with me. I have something to show you!
Thursday, 03-Nov-16 19:15:27 UTC from web -
Yeah well, if something is popular, that means its right. ...Hitler.
Thursday, 03-Nov-16 15:24:26 UTC from web -
Why is it called Lord of the Rings if there's only one ring in it?
Thursday, 03-Nov-16 14:58:56 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Aren't there several rings in the lore? http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/One_Ring
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@ceruleanspark it has a nicer ring to it
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In Soviet Russia. Sandwich Eats a Credit Card While A Person Eats Sandwich
Wednesday, 23-Jan-13 18:46:22 UTC from web- nicolasmaia likes this.
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@sunandmon Mmmm, tastes so rich...
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@xeleanorxrigbyx What picture's your avatar from?
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@redenchilada Found it on the interwebs.
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carcino change you real pic to a pony
Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:20:35 UTC from web -
v for vore
Wednesday, 02-Nov-16 21:54:41 UTC from web- Matt likes this.
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@tiffany It changed my life by exposing me to viewpoints and ideas I'd never even heard before
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@ceruleanspark an open mind leads to an open maw
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v for vendetta is such a god damn stupid movie
Wednesday, 02-Nov-16 21:47:41 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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@ceruleanspark maybe i should read it
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@mrmattimation It changed my life by exposing me to viewpoints and ideas I'd never even heard before.
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@mrmattimation @ceruleanspark V For Vendetta - By Alan Moore, is brilliant.
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Wednesday, 02-Nov-16 21:24:25 UTC from web
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@ceruleanspark I came out to have patriarchal reinforcement and I'm honestly feeling so cucked right now
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@ceruleanspark CUCKED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT
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Maybe that's just her excuse for being incompetant
Wednesday, 02-Nov-16 19:39:45 UTC from web -
If the Mandela Effect subreddit has taught me anything, it's if I ever misremember something it's that the universe is wrong
Tuesday, 01-Nov-16 22:36:55 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin The Jews(tm) working in partnership with Scientology(tm) used 9/11 to dispose of the only working prototype.
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@ceruleanspark Potato Knishes
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@thelastgherkin This machine makes Potato Knishes.
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