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The quickest way to a man's heart is the stomach. The quickest way to a man's prostate is the butthole.
Thursday, 31-Aug-17 21:31:16 UTC from web -
Thursday, 31-Aug-17 11:06:47 UTC from web
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Remember when the stupidest things the US President would say was stuff like "I believe the human being and the fish can co-exist peacefully"
Sunday, 27-Aug-17 17:28:02 UTC from web -
Donkey Kong is Hannibal Lecter. He wants your face
Sunday, 27-Aug-17 10:37:05 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin he had no style, he has no grace, this Kong wants to eat your face
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Teaching a neural net how to play Mario Kart is impressive until you realise that it is playing against seven other computer-driven racers http://rainbowdash.net/url/861698
Sunday, 27-Aug-17 10:14:16 UTC from web -
Pizza, pasta, put it in a box
Saturday, 26-Aug-17 19:42:41 UTC from web -
Hmmm.... https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Pp0UGI4DSBM/WaBt8GhJDYI/AAAAAAAAXSI/JlPqJLgkcmAnrEnBR6SpQ-lDajuzhmhNwCEwYBhgL/s1600/mlp-hallmark-applejack-rarity-itty-bitty-1.jpg Hm...... https://thelastgherkin.deviantart.com/art/The-Mysterious-Ticking-Noise-212557675
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Saturday, 26-Aug-17 06:55:47 UTC from web-
@adiwan Omg
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@thelastgherkin Those two costs only 25 USD https://www.mlpmerch.com/2017/08/hallmark-lists-applejack-rarity-itty.html . I missed that there are also the others available for purchase https://www.mlpmerch.com/2017/01/hallmark-mlp-itty-bittys-plush-now-released.html
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@adiwan Oh yeah, I remember these. I had the Ponko as my avatar for a bit.
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And for your information, my eyebrows have completely grown back
Friday, 25-Aug-17 09:59:57 UTC from web -
Where's my french vanilla
Thursday, 24-Aug-17 07:54:13 UTC from web -
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!music So this music video took a hell of a turn. https://vimeo.com/145835299
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It's weird to me when furries own pets
Tuesday, 22-Aug-17 21:47:31 UTC from web -
Hey, Jehovah's Witness fellow to whom I answered the door - sorry, were you in the middle of a phone call? Am I interrupting your day? What a shame for someone to unsolicitedly show up while you're doing something??
Tuesday, 22-Aug-17 13:41:54 UTC from web -
My Little Pony serves up a double threat with consecutive yak and Discord episodes
Tuesday, 22-Aug-17 11:19:21 UTC from web -
Monday, 21-Aug-17 21:54:06 UTC from web -
@ the Conservative feller on the BBC this morning saying that Big Ben's silence will be a detriment to the nation: I have never heard the bongs in the West Midlands, buddy
Monday, 21-Aug-17 10:32:35 UTC from web- kat likes this.
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@thelastgherkin ...Damn. That's... outright destruction of cultural heritage if they actually intend to do it. The mechanical clock it has is a marvel of industrial era engineering.
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@nerthos hey did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary
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@mrmattimation fugly isn't either yet here you are
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"Model says all LGBT+ people should be ‘put on an island and blown up’." Buddy I wouldn't mind being blown on an island
Saturday, 19-Aug-17 14:41:41 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Wait
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Why are there always seahorse shapes in the chocolate seashells box? Seahorses aren't shells
Saturday, 19-Aug-17 14:34:53 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin aren't made of chocolate either
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@tiffany That's offensive to people who are aware of the chocolate seahorse as a sexual position
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@thelastgherkin Those people could never comprehend umbrage
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!vgp Shameless promotion: https://www.lostember.com/?karmaCode=423-Yv7QFU3FYxtc1rEGGGps
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 23:27:42 UTC from web -
Neat! https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Solid_Audioworks_All_That_You_Are_From_Lost_Ember?id=Bjkhkgathkxcyn7p3z2aszkxuoe !Music
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 23:08:52 UTC from web -
Does anybody else feel like the moon should be somehow audible?
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 15:10:39 UTC from web-
@scribus You can't hear the moon over there?
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@thelastgherkin Not over the 91 freeway, sadly.
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Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 15:59:11 UTC from web
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@nerthos Mate them soldiers don't tessellate, so you're gonna end up with toast overspill
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@thelastgherkin Point.
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(me flirting) So is there a Frontstreet Boys
Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 19:52:21 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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Old people keep telling me I'm too young to say "lovely jubbly"
Monday, 14-Aug-17 16:20:06 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin You are too young to say "lovely jubbly."
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Wednesday, 09-Aug-17 19:44:10 UTC from web
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Saturdays are traditionally celebrated on a Friday
Wednesday, 09-Aug-17 10:28:57 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Traditionally Saturdays are FOR THE BOYS!!!
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I think my iPhone's screen might be made of dolomite.
Tuesday, 08-Aug-17 17:08:04 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation That thing Australians put on sandwiches?
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@scribus It's on my to-watch list for a long time. Never got to watch this and more often than not I forgot that it exists.
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"A Hat In Time" sounds promising. !vgp
Tuesday, 08-Aug-17 14:10:32 UTC from web -
The lesson of Mousse T.'s "Horny 98" is that recording and producing a song is quicker than other means of communication http://rainbowdash.net/url/860916
Monday, 07-Aug-17 11:50:37 UTC from web -
It's tough out there for a conservative brony
Monday, 07-Aug-17 08:54:15 UTC from web- clacke likes this.
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@thelastgherkin What does it mean? Liking only the first season and nothing beyond that?
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@adiwan For a conservative brony, out there, it's tough
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People who misuse the word 'ironic' to be 'funny' should be forced to listen to Alanis Morissette's Ironic for the rest of their lives.
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@maiyannah I've also watched "sarcasm" trend from its original definition towards meaning snarky and mean-spirited. people describe themselves as sarcastic. what they really mean is that they like being assholes. it's not the same thing.
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@awg @maiyannah With sarcasm I always have the image of Al Bundy. Which kinda fits both the snarky and mean-spirited.
Bonus points for describing yourself in your twitter bio as "sarcastic X-hater" (where X is the outgroup du jour). It's surprising how many people like to announce to the world they're assholes. -
@maiyannah What an ironic punishment
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