RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)
@redenchilada
Houston, TX
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More details...Notices by RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada) tagged totw
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#totw MLP brings me no emotional reaction, aside from the typical suspense/satisfaction from watching the episodes. Maybe it used to, but it doesn't now.
Wednesday, 14-Aug-13 17:49:24 UTC from web -
Sunday, 04-Aug-13 21:20:57 UTC from web
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#totw Big Mac becomes a hamburger.
Friday, 26-Jul-13 23:37:06 UTC from web -
#totw Fluttershy becomes likeable.
Friday, 26-Jul-13 22:21:25 UTC from web -
#totw Jelly pony becomes allergic to jelly.
Thursday, 25-Jul-13 23:56:33 UTC from web -
#totw Saphhire Shores becomes ugly
Thursday, 25-Jul-13 21:47:38 UTC from web -
#totw derpy farts bubbles
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#totw Photo Finish would get a nervous tic that coincidentally throws her hoof into the corner of every photo as it's being taken.
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#totw Hi! My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I'm here to offer you a- pleasedon'tcloseyourdoor! Don't worry ma'am I'll remove my hoof very soon. But first, I'd like to talk to you about Encyclopedia Equestria. This comprehensive 500 volume encyclopedia has all the information you will ever need. Here, have a look at volume 1 A-AA. Yes, it is a bit heavy. 746 pages, yes. Why would you need it? Well Ma'am I heard the crying of a foal coming from your house and I just knew that you would. Do you really want your foal growing up without ready access to information? Could you live with yourself if they NEVER PASSED MAGIC KINDERGARTEN! I know I wouldn't. Yes, it would be terrible wouldn't it... Well you know what they say. Any mother can read their child a book about a brave train, but a good mother will read about Oritavancin Population Pharmacokinetics with them. Well I say it anyway... I'm glad you asked. It's available for 43 easy payments of 45 bits...
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#totw Rarity gets a weird mane and coat- oh wait
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#totw Diamond Tiara, and I honestly don't care what she brings as long as she's stranded on a desert island.
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#totw Rarity. Five rocks.
Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:56:42 UTC from web -
#totw This is it. This is how she would get her cutie mark. She snuck into the room without making a sound. If they wouldn't take her seriously as a friend, maybe they'd take her seriously as a ruler. Scootaloo looked around Celestia's chambers. Yes, this would make a fantastic new sleeping quarters for her. She pulled the knife out of hammerspace and pointed the tip at Celestia's neck. "Say good night, princess," she growled through her teeth. Her cutie mark appeared on her flank right as she lunged the knife into the princess's neck
Tuesday, 02-Jul-13 03:46:08 UTC from web -
#totw Ditzy Doo had a unique way of looking at things. Many would see her job delivering parcels as mere inexperienced labour. She, on the other hoof, considered it an unrivalled method of networking. Whenever a letter or parcel was sent to anyone influential, it was Ditzy who volunteered to deliver it. After all, a feather makes a decent letter opener, and if they did notice the damage to the letter, who would possibly suspect her. Many would call her mad for trying to overthrow Celestia. She disagreed. Ditzy considered herself, if nothing else, practical. She, if no-one else, knew the power of words in Equestria. The right words in the right ears can create fear, panic... or revolution. Ditzy knew that Celestia needed to be replaced. She believed this without a shadow of a doubt. After all, in a land where a pony's name determines their destiny, what kind of ruler would have allowed her parents to name her Ditzy Doo.
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@huggablysoft #ColonyDrops #MoonDrops #totw http://ur1.ca/efymu
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#totw Nothing. I'm save in the Crystal Empire. Whatever happens to the rest of the country isn't my problem anymore.
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#totw ...He couldn't remember how this had all begun. It felt like months had passed since the battle started, since the changeling horde had descended and begun laying waste to Canterlot. He'd marshalled his forces and moved to protect key points of the castles infrastructure, but there was only so much the royal guard could do. He'd requested reinforcements, but with the Griffon encroachment on Appleoosa, there were none to be had. He had only one choice. He focused his magic, feeling the flow of it in the air arround him. Attuning his magic to the energies of the land, tapping into the mountains of Equestria itself. He reached out, linking together the six points he required, forming a giant magical sigil across the breadth of the continent. He felt the onrush of power, of raw white heat blazing throughout his very being. As the rush of flame overwhelmed him, turning the very air of equestria to flame, he had time to utter only a single word: "Worldfire". Then all was silent...
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#totw Call in the MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER PONIES! Once transformed into their respective Harmony bots, they'll split and take out numerous changeling and griffon minions. When the final boss appears they'll finally reunite and combine, and Twilight forms the head!
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#totw You've gotta hit them where they live to get their forces out of where you live. Fortunately for us the Manehattan Project is just about ready. Aim one at the griffon kingdom... One at the changeling hive... Ready... Fire. (As for the ones who continue to fight back, despite the face that their kingdoms are no more? Show no mercy.)
Monday, 10-Jun-13 16:03:40 UTC from web -
#totw Open communications with Griffon high command. Tell them we wish to negotiate. Our deal is simple: Withdraw your forces from Equestria and we won't have Celestia glass your kingdom. Then have her do it anyway.
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#totw Not really. See: Rarity - special talent: finding gems. Pinkie Pie - special talent: parties. Fluttershy - special talent: animals. Cheerilee - special talent: teaching. I mean, there are some nice coincidences (Rainbow Dash - special talent: go fast and make rainbows) but there's enough counterexamples to the theory of the name affecting the cutie mark to render it moot.
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#TOTW Applejack kicks Fluttershy, and is charged with aggravated assault. Attorney at law Twilight Sparkle makes a case around Fluttershy's tree delusions, and manages to get Applejack free from jail afer the jury agrees that Fluttershy was responsible of her own injuries, by standing in Sweet Apple Acres' orchards during applebuck season, being a tree and all. Applejack goes home with a juicy compensation.
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#totw she charges @ceruleanspark with not changing the TOTW after a week
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#totw she charges the main six with battery. Get it? Chaaaarge? BATTERY?!
