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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoXDe8HxHBA Don't let your memes be dreams.
Friday, 09-Sep-16 20:43:29 UTC from web -
sushi is gross
fish is gross
sea weed is grossFriday, 09-Sep-16 01:05:09 UTC from web -
In west Cincinnati I was born and raised on the zoo grounds is where I spent most of my days,
Chillin out hangin out acting all cool, eating bananas out by the pool
When a mom and her kid, they were up to no good, crawled over the fence into my neighborhood,
I got in one little fight and my zoo keeper got scared, heard a gunshot just before I stopped breathing airThursday, 08-Sep-16 22:23:04 UTC from web-
@azureblaze Harambe was born in Brownsville Texas you heretic
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@rarity I guess that makes him just a gorilla...
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Thursday, 08-Sep-16 19:55:47 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin Com on and slam, and welcome to the Jam!
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So I wanted to play a prank on one of my best friends by sending him candy nipple tassels and a candy g strap in the mail but I didn't know what his address was so I asked my other friends to ask him for me. So I sent the stuff to the address they gave me. A while later I asked him if he got anything in the mail. Turns out he gave my friends a phoney address so I looked up that address on Google maps and to my horror... It was a Mennonite church and on top of that it was addressed to his nickname we gave him which was "Dan Bear." I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell.
Thursday, 08-Sep-16 18:04:34 UTC from web- Scribus and Light like this.
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@azureblaze Nice!!
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@azureblaze Comedy gold. 14 karat at most, but still gold. :p
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Like I said. The media only posts the shootings that aren't stopped by the second amendment and that's why people think gun control is a problem. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/847887
Friday, 01-Jul-16 14:47:36 UTC from web-
@azureblaze Stopped a shooting. A SHOOTing.
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@azureblaze Damn, that gun stopped a single shooting? Wow! A whole shooting!
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You know it's bad when you start to sleep work and not just walk...
Tuesday, 21-Jun-16 23:55:09 UTC from web -
The amount of Cavs memes coming out because they finally "broke the curse" is making me realize that in today's society you're nobody if you're not a dank memer... I blame the twelve year olds because if you look at their content they contain stuff about going to high school and going grocery shopping with their mothers. Example of this below... http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/847545
Tuesday, 21-Jun-16 03:44:43 UTC from web-
@azureblaze yesterday you were nobody if you didn't have a sextape go public, before that it was being a spoiled brat, before that it was nihilism
as far as I'm concerned Dank Memes are pretty much the best outcome in ages
and besides, the other option is being a vegan hipster
*spits*RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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No big amounts of alcohol
No coffee
No cigs
No drugs
Get on my level.Thursday, 16-Jun-16 00:46:11 UTC from web-
@azureblaze not sure about the Corp but where I was smoking was like a culture in and of itself. Almost a requisite.
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@awl They say in the Crops you're either going to get tatted up or start smoking and I think both are happening to me.
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@azureblaze Just don't buy any
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Me: *Cleaning ruler with paper towel*
Master Gunnery Sgt: Stop cleaning that. It looks weird.
Me: *Turns around and continues cleaning it looking like I'm jerking off*
Master Gunnery Sgt: Didn't I tell you to stop cleaning that?
Me: Yes, Master Gunnery Sgt.
Master Gunnery Sgt: So, what would you do if I shoved that thing up your ass?
Me: I'd have to clean it again Master Gunnery Sgt.Wednesday, 15-Jun-16 20:31:57 UTC from web -
mother of god http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/847069
Tuesday, 14-Jun-16 21:05:22 UTC from web-
@mushi That's literally Exodia only not forbidden and summoned with three cards, not five.
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Why can't they make HOTpockets WARMpockets? I just want to enjoy a snack not sear the inside of my mouth.
Tuesday, 14-Jun-16 21:05:25 UTC from web -
TMW you can smell that your neighbors ordered Dominoes through the vent system but you gotta stay true to your diet...
Tuesday, 14-Jun-16 18:27:05 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker it a hard life being in the militarh. Especially an organization that hasn't changed theirheight and weight standards since Vietnam. I've gone 36 hours without eating before off choice alone.
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@critialcloudkicker also you're talking to the guy who snorted pre-workout. I have no concern for my health. My insurance is free anyways.
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The only shootings that make the news these days are the ones not stopped by the second amendment.
When do you ever see "Mass shooting stopped by man with concealed weapon" in the highlights these days?
That's why we think gun control is a real problem.Tuesday, 14-Jun-16 10:20:25 UTC from web-
@m14brony Yes but the political landscape is always changing. Groups are always "competing" for exposure in one way or another ( and sometimes it drops in their lap due to something that happened, usually a tragedy ). Just because Women, LGBT and Hispanics are at a high point compared to historical data does not mean that everything will change. Now this is where conservatives come in. It is important for a country not to change everything all the time when a group gains numbers. Whereas liberals always try to see that no man is left behind. These are opposing idea's but necessary to run a country. Now if a political group manages to demonize another political group in the eyes of a certain demographic by use of attack advertisements ( Poison the well in essence ). Then I think the country has a real problem on it's hand... I have seen nothing of that since I do not live in America though, but I am afraid that is exactly what is happening ?
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@critialcloudkicker I'm not saying that things will automatically change. I am just saying that attempts are being made to use "Politics 101" to demonize people, and I am saying what could possibly happen. All sorts of scapegoating is done by politicians to divert attention away from their failures.
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@m14brony I never said things will automatically change either, however the liberals and the concervatives have to work together to come up with a sollution that is acceptable to both sides of the coin. Now that you have confirmed that at least one side of this coin is actively demonizing the the statements of the other side. Yeah I now do understand why you brought up those groups when you did. It is way more easy to get people to listen to your political agenda's about gun control if said group just got a big problem with guns.
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Guys can you give me link of how to use skype?
Tuesday, 14-Jun-16 18:42:49 UTC from web-
@shadowboltmoon there is an extremely useful tool called Google where you can literally find anything that exists. Give a man a fish feed him a day. Teach a man to fish feed him a lifetime.
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I snorted some Dr. Hyde pre-workout like it was cocaine yesterday and found out that I had a third eye.
Tuesday, 14-Jun-16 10:25:50 UTC from web -
What if blood donations actually secretly went to feed the vampire portion of the population to keep them from going rouge and biting normal people?
Tuesday, 14-Jun-16 10:07:37 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin To put that in other words: People become vampires if they are vampire vampires
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@adiwan This guy gets it
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@thelastgherkin Finally something!!
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Monday, 13-Jun-16 04:03:55 UTC from web -
In today's D&D session our druid transformed into a giant constrictor snake and ate a black dragon.
Friday, 10-Jun-16 22:59:13 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@adiwan Why does it have to be a 'black' dragon?
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@azureblaze A draconid from the ghetto got it hard
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@azureblaze Because we fought black dragons. We had to get into a temple and retrieve a few artifacts and these guys were occupying the temple alongside lizard people who praised the dragons.
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Emojis are just the history of writing come full circle, yes?
Thursday, 04-Feb-16 23:59:52 UTC from web- monsutaa kaado! and RDN's Lucifer like this.
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@northernnarwhal not to mention all the salt from people who go 'boo emojis'
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@awl That's just a result of ignorance and elitism, and tends to stem as backlash towards any new widely accepted form (just look at how many contemporary art critics have discussed video games, for one thing)
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Get caught drawing a giant FrankerZ in a school book and nobody bats an eye. Ride a bike through the hallway and everyone losses their minds!
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@azureblaze One is dangerous and the other is just silly
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@thelastgherkin My science teacher actually told us why. It was a long lecture and I don't feel like telling all of you about it.
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@azureblaze Thanks. You've been very helpful.
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Thank you, Cracked, for this McDonalds educational training video parody of "Beat It". http://pny.lv/f0gs
Thursday, 23-Apr-15 14:41:20 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Pretty sure they shouldn't put their butts on the counter right after wiping it down...
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I'm taking a poll for science class, how many of you guys get nipple stimulation
Wednesday, 22-Apr-15 18:15:31 UTC from Mayonnaise -
yellow scares me
Wednesday, 22-Apr-15 15:56:49 UTC from web -
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Did anyone actually know it was earth day before looking at the google logo change today?
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I actually don't even need a car as of right now. Driving is a skill I literally have no use for in this town.
Wednesday, 22-Apr-15 12:46:37 UTC from Mayonnaise-
@mrmattimation I wish I was able to walk everywhere. Wouldn't need to exercise as much as I already do...
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@azureblaze It's really relaxing, when I'm not running across four lane roadways dodging Priuses and soccermoms in minivans.
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@mrmattimation I do that all the time. Only difference is there are stoplights. I just look to see if both are on red then I book it.
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I ordered a book, it was damaged during transport, I was reporting the damages to the seller, I get a new copy and I can keep the damaged one.
Wednesday, 22-Apr-15 12:03:26 UTC from Choqok-
@azureblaze It's "Star Wars" the comic based on the first draft of the film, which differs a lot from the final product. I'm living in Germany, so the shipping costs might exceed the value of the book.
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@adiwan NVM then :"(
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@azureblaze I'll gift the damaged book to one of my friends. I had an idea to rip it apart and glue the pages on a box to decorate it but I won't do it.
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I am 17 years old, why can't i buy a bottle of Flinstones gummies without the child proof cap.
Wednesday, 22-Apr-15 12:03:27 UTC from Mayonnaise-
@azureblaze Well, legally he's a child until 18.
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@northernnarwhal That's what I was implying...
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@azureblaze Oh, of course, I was just making sure you weren't using the word in a wider connotative sense!
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Special thanks to the cop who decided to pull a guy over in the middle of a merge lane for BLOCKING ALL TRAFFIC
Wednesday, 22-Apr-15 12:38:56 UTC from Mayonnaise-
@mrmattimation And so you post this using your phone knowing that there is a cop right in front of you?
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@azureblaze I'm not driving. I'm waiting for a bus.
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@mrmattimation This makes more sense.
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Hey, ORAS players: Did they get rid of the absurdly convoluted braille puzzles to get the Regis?
Wednesday, 22-Apr-15 12:07:18 UTC from Mayonnaise-
@mrmattimation Wasn't difficult for me. I got the origional guide for the GBA version of Ruby and Sapphire and it basically told you how to do it. Not hard at all.
