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What the hell is Forskolin anyway. I'd literally never heard of the stuff before bots started trying to use my website to sell it
Tuesday, 24-Apr-18 21:51:24 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I think here is the first that any of us are hearing of this.
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Hi, welcome to Chilis
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@tiff You want hot or cold coke?
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guess not also holy hell my profile pic
Sunday, 15-Apr-18 19:52:15 UTC from web-
@awl No, probably not. I was under the impression that only broke if you changed the site's name or URL schema. We've moved a bunch of times before without it breaking before.
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I think I'll make an RTS wherein you play a group of American patriotic Second Amendmenteers and the AI is the American military. Helpful splash screens while loading will say things like "Remember to aim your AR-15 ahead of the incoming ICBM" and "Napalm burns much more intensely than a normal Molotov cocktail." !vgp
Thursday, 12-Apr-18 23:18:53 UTC from web -
Thursday, 05-Apr-18 22:44:37 UTC from web
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https://68.media.tumblr.com/5b34c4e975e591f3c8ae2098efa3fb7b/tumblr_p6l2ct7FPe1rxriu5o1_1280.png Season 8 looks way different
Thursday, 05-Apr-18 22:42:42 UTC from web- Griffin likes this.
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Oh god the 3D model for the fish horse Tatsunootoshigo is terrifying in yugioh forbidden memories. !vgp
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It's over. Mom's gone.
Monday, 26-Mar-18 17:05:37 UTC from web -
The Friends episode where Phoebe gets a job telemarketing and talks that guy out of suicide is too real.
Sunday, 25-Mar-18 21:11:20 UTC from web -
Today I had a database problem too. For some reason, after an update of my debian installation, there was no MYSQL service installed anymore. I had to remove the mysql-server package and install the mariadb-server package to get it operational again.
Sunday, 25-Mar-18 20:21:28 UTC from web-
@adiwan Apparently mariaDB doesn't consider "We're changing the syntax for built in SQL functions" to be a sufficiently breaking change to merit any sort of warning, so the site has been broken for 2 days because an autoupdate happened.
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Well, I think I fixed this hellhole
Sunday, 25-Mar-18 20:17:26 UTC from web -
Sunday, 25-Mar-18 18:46:01 UTC from web -
feet are just dicks for your legs
Saturday, 24-Mar-18 23:56:07 UTC from web-
@tiff why this
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@ceruleanspark when you really think about it...
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Today was this sites birthday apparently. Certainly I just got billed for the domain name.
Sunday, 04-Mar-18 21:05:30 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@ceruleanspark is the show over
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@awl If you ask the alt-right it is.
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I was thinking about Hellshake Yano
Thursday, 01-Mar-18 23:07:22 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Is... is that a dessert?
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http://pny.lv/2w0yl This is that guy you homos love right
Sunday, 25-Feb-18 16:04:54 UTC from web -
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 00:34:06 UTC from web
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Remember kids: Death to America!
Sunday, 18-Feb-18 00:35:40 UTC from web -
So maybe "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" was an early version of those AI generated stories and nobody knows !vgp
Saturday, 17-Feb-18 05:12:00 UTC from web-
@awl Remembering the times, it was definitely an incoherent mess. But recontextualizing to today, it may well have been a forerunner to the Potato Knishespost.
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Let’s be clear here: Monsters Inc world Goofy is just Jar Jar Binks recoloured.
Thursday, 15-Feb-18 20:40:38 UTC from web -
Remember Kevin. If you call my name, I'll come back to life
Tuesday, 13-Feb-18 18:37:20 UTC from web -
In the event you all live under a rock. Or Boulder. !vgp https://www.patreon.com/posts/game-release-0-1-16735340
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@firestormdangerdash I live under an assumed identity.
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We're all a little mad here https://mommashy.deviantart.com/art/Pinkagorath-Pie-497140748 !vgp
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Tuesday, 06-Feb-18 07:19:23 UTC from web -
Thinking about getting a #Dreamcast. !vgp
Monday, 05-Feb-18 02:16:44 UTC from web-
@scribus But maybe a Genesis or Atari first. And, if Atari, unsure if 2600, 7200, or XEGS....
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@scribus I have a Dreamcast, as well as all two of the games that were on Dreamcast before the PS2 came out
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@asapmatt I mostly remember a couple of too-easy Sonic games and a pretty good Diablo clone in "Record of Lodoss War." And one of my exes loved "Chu Chu Rocket." And I think maybe some of the best fighting ports, according to Whoever 'They' Are, but I'm not much of a vidya fighter.
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(Ponders a certain former user's possible thoughts on the matter)
Sunday, 04-Feb-18 20:13:15 UTC from web-
@scribus "The earth is flat also I should be allowed to molest whoever I want"
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So here's something amusing: http://equestria.social
Sunday, 28-Jan-18 16:19:00 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I click on it and the timeline on that site shows porn...
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@ceruleanspark Huh. Is that a challenge?
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@ceruleanspark iitsa sparky! How ya doin?
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So here's something amusing: http://equestria.social
Sunday, 28-Jan-18 16:04:25 UTC from web -
i have two empty PCI-express slots, what stupid retarded FrankerZ can i put in thosw
Thursday, 25-Jan-18 21:03:38 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation SCSI adaptor?
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@mrmattimation well... then get a bitcoin miner card and hope you get a return of investment before the bubble bursts.
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@mrmattimation Entropy card.
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Wednesday, 24-Jan-18 07:12:49 UTC from web
