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I've heard of horny on main but someone just posted Potato Knishes vore on my twitter timeline
Monday, 08-Jan-18 18:48:54 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark vorny on main
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Monday, 08-Jan-18 07:25:16 UTC from web -
!vgp !Rainbow_Dash Made an Assassin Dash emblem for BF1 http://emblemsbf.com/emblem-89535.html
Saturday, 06-Jan-18 08:36:31 UTC from web -
how do you break up with your best friend
Thursday, 04-Jan-18 19:32:20 UTC from web-
@scribus if it weren't for the fact that avoiding him means avoiding literally all of my friends i would be gone so hard
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A game I honestly thought I pulled off Mission Impossible stunts that either seemed scripted or guided, but upon redoing an area, I learbed it was very much all me. !vgp https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_Odyssey
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!vgp https://www.bungie.net/en/ClanV2?groupid=120926 If any of you play #Destiny
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This sitcom is the most sitcomy sitcom I ever saw
Tuesday, 19-Dec-17 18:18:34 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Huh. She's somewhat plot relevant in this King novel I'm reading. What does it all mean!?
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@scribus All things serve the beam
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@ceruleanspark jet fuel dont got no bunz, hun.
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"You know Jews get welfare using all kinds of scams right, not just the Israelis. For example, Jews copyrighted the letter 'U' and make all companies with 'U' in their logo pay them millions each year." - Reddit
Thursday, 14-Dec-17 22:40:30 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@ceruleanspark are these people aware that there are 10-15 million practising Jews in the world
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@awl but what are they practicing for
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@ceruleanspark i guess to fake more terrorist attacks or turininf the ‘U’ on its side to get past geniuses like this chap
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I am waiting for somepony to animate Rarity or Twilight being voiced by Cayde-6's Destiny 2 line. "My beautiful horn. My beautiful beatiful horn." Great line. !vgp
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Tuesday, 28-Nov-17 05:12:56 UTC from web
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@firestormdangerdash I feel like the Spitter is game-breakingly un-fun, though I do like the expanded weapon selection. I just wish you could have a melee and a sidearm. But I've only played one campaign, so time has yet to truly tell the tale.
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Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist.
Sunday, 26-Nov-17 20:30:19 UTC from web -
So I did a trade in from my original day one console to the Xbox One X. Its all so amazing except one terrible thing... the controller, the same that is in the Xbox One S and for some obnoxiously small reason it is slightly smaller. Not even enough for me to feel a difference. Yet I find my one hand cramps and aches within minutes of holding it. Such a terrible fate. !vgp
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"DURRR I'M GONNA LEAVE A SIGNATURE SO THE POLICE KNOW WHO TO ARREST"
Monday, 20-Nov-17 19:59:56 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation After all, that's how they caught the Zodiac Killer!
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@ceruleanspark or me for that matter. Wait
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So far Alabama is proving that if given the choice between a child molestor and a Democrat, they would elect the child molestor. Maybe stop sucking so hard, Alabama?
Sunday, 19-Nov-17 23:09:25 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation If he'd been sucking less, he wouldn't be in this situation in the first place.
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I will say that the sloth scenes were bad and Clawhauser is overrated
Saturday, 18-Nov-17 14:53:50 UTC from web-
@tiff Yeah that's the sound
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@ceruleanspark Obnoxygen
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In my group's next D&D campaign I'll own a tavern. I'll name it "The Drunk Unicorn".
Wednesday, 15-Nov-17 21:32:23 UTC from web-
@adiwan My friend once accidentally named dozens of D&D locations after foodstuffs
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Good lord, what is going on in there?
Tuesday, 14-Nov-17 20:43:05 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark horse puns
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anybody who defends the abuse of a child should most certainly kill themselves
Friday, 10-Nov-17 23:17:15 UTC from web-
@tiff What if the child is Hitler
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@ceruleanspark hitler isn't real
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@ceruleanspark the holocaust didn't happen (but it should have)
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http://pny.lv/2cj6o GAZE INTO THE IRIS
Friday, 10-Nov-17 22:58:08 UTC from web -
(to straight couple) Which of you is the Baman and which is the Piderman
Friday, 10-Nov-17 21:53:57 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Which of you is the hotdog and which of you is the hamburger
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I have learned that if you have a mustache and wear a green sweater to work people will call you Ned Flanders
Tuesday, 07-Nov-17 21:17:22 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark or “furry Statusnet instance admin”
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@awl I can't believe you'd call me a statusnet admin you cuck
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@ceruleanspark sentences to death by gnu-gnu
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would u smash tikal the echidna y/n
Tuesday, 07-Nov-17 15:55:35 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation @redenchilada who is "Not a furry" actually would.
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The neat thing about naming my Rimworld colonists after RDN members is I can finally live out my fantasy of murdering @tiff and wearing his skin
Thursday, 02-Nov-17 14:13:57 UTC from web- Baron Tinderbox repeated this.
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@ceruleanspark jealous
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@ceruleanspark jealous
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Cute pet names to call your partner:
-hamdogTuesday, 31-Oct-17 22:57:36 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin honey no
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@ceruleanspark HAMDOG YES
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Is email notification working here?
Thursday, 02-Nov-17 09:33:43 UTC from web-
@rdnz It's handled by mailgun these days, so it ought to be. I used to run postfix on the server, but the hosting company has an abysmal reputation among anti-spam providers, so 90% of peoples notifications just got junked.
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@adiwan Well i ought to set it up for i checked it not yet.
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@rdnz I had the wrong email.
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Game concept: Pokémon Champion Simulator. It's a tower defence style strategy game where you play as the champion of the Pokémon League, and have to plot out the Elite Four's monsters and items in advance to stop as many would-be champions.
Monday, 30-Oct-17 10:20:27 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I would play the mango out of that
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It totally sucks that a MLP forum that I frequently visit is down because a hacking group was bored
Saturday, 28-Oct-17 08:24:39 UTC from web-
@adiwan See you, Space Cowboy
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@ceruleanspark I hope the forum will be up again. I really liked that place.
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So far she says “like a Stephen King novel but good!” Which... yeah OK
Sunday, 29-Oct-17 14:57:22 UTC from web-
@awl You have forgotten the face of your father.
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http://pny.lv/2a6pw HE'S BACK
Friday, 27-Oct-17 17:59:47 UTC from web-
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@ceruleanspark i love when memes show artistic progression
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@tiff Potato Knishes is the ultimate fate of mankind
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