Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 12

  1. boy i sure did pick a fantastic time to come to england huh

    Monday, 05-Aug-24 18:55:28 UTC from web
  2. @scribus if i wanted to play Danny DeVito's Penguin in a Batman origin story movie, sure

    Monday, 05-Aug-24 18:54:25 UTC from web in context
  3. not a fan of the toe cleavage these new Nike Dri-Fit socks give me

    Sunday, 04-Aug-24 13:52:02 UTC from web in context
  4. @scribus this would have allowed me to fulfill my lifelong dream of gaslighting Donald Trump

    Sunday, 04-Aug-24 13:00:52 UTC from web in context
  5. my last escort gave me a refund and told me not to ever call her again

    Friday, 02-Aug-24 19:42:38 UTC from web
  6. I paid a license fee for Sabrina Carpenter’s “Espresso” and then learned afterwards that the segment of the song was short enough that I didn’t actually need to pay anything, so now I have a song license I don’t need. No refunds!

    Friday, 02-Aug-24 14:54:52 UTC from web
  7. Fallout London is pretty fun but it’s about as buggy as launch day New Vegas

    Tuesday, 30-Jul-24 02:43:37 UTC from web
  8. Going to Paris.

    Not for the Olympics or anything, just like, separately.

    Friday, 26-Jul-24 18:37:50 UTC from web
  9. Hello, licensing? I need the most popular song titled “9 to 5” you have… No… not Dolly Parton… that’s TOO popular

    Thursday, 25-Jul-24 06:08:57 UTC from web
  10. for the first time ever my store ran out of Diet Mountain Dew and apparently it’s because JD Vance claimed the left wanted to get rid of it and schizophrenic Facebook boomers just believed him?

    Thursday, 25-Jul-24 02:05:37 UTC from web in context
  11. jake paul will be in yakuza 9 as like a substory character that ichiban thinks is annoying but they paid him a lot of money to come to the studio so he ends up being a pretty alright guy in the end

    Tuesday, 23-Jul-24 23:48:10 UTC from web
  12. If Joe Biden winds up resenting Obama even half as much as I do this will all have been worth it. http://rainbowdash.net/url/876624

    Saturday, 20-Jul-24 08:55:24 UTC from web in context
  13. @scribus somebody’s ear exploded on the same day I think

    Tuesday, 16-Jul-24 20:20:29 UTC from web in context
  14. I bet Bush is real goddamn thankful that all anyone ever had for him was a pair of shoes

    Monday, 15-Jul-24 16:37:09 UTC from web
  15. If I got my ear blown off like that on the campaign trail I am immediately dropping out, I ain’t dying for you ungrateful mfs

    Sunday, 14-Jul-24 00:57:51 UTC from web
  16. Just woke up from a nightmare about the Woobus, a hideous Bolivian monkey-type animal that can flatten itself to defend against threats, has spines that shoot out when threatened, has an insanely distressing alarm call, always has a boner, and will beat your kiwiing ass if you approach it. it had no legs and walked around with its arms using its clenched fists as feet. it always had its eyes closed but it could still see you. it had donkey kong’s haircut.

    Saturday, 13-Jul-24 05:57:37 UTC from web
  17. >2008
    >NYT headline about Joe Biden being a gaffe machine
    >2024
    >NYT headline about Joe Biden being a gaffe machine

    Friday, 12-Jul-24 16:37:51 UTC from web
  18. @adiwan New York is the worst-run city on the east coast and it isn’t even close.

    Friday, 12-Jul-24 15:06:53 UTC from web in context
  19. keep my open carry on my hip in case of Mormons

    Friday, 05-Jul-24 15:19:20 UTC from web
  20. @scribus before I keep yapping let’s see if we can keep one for more than four

    Friday, 05-Jul-24 03:53:49 UTC from web in context
  21. so I guess going through four heads of state in five years isn’t a winning strategy

    Friday, 05-Jul-24 01:17:22 UTC from web in context
  22. (also i apologize in advance to any native irish who will be sharing a road with me soon)

    Saturday, 29-Jun-24 21:28:00 UTC from web
  23. watching a video about how to drive in ireland and one of these comments is just a guy saying that wokeness is the reason irish roads are so small. ?????????

    Saturday, 29-Jun-24 21:24:06 UTC from web
  24. Just been confronted with the bizarre revelation that Tyler Perry’s House of Payne is still on TV today and I think my reality is in shambles

    Saturday, 29-Jun-24 15:25:38 UTC from web
  25. the concept of a swing voter was already pretty nuts to me but that concept becomes fundamentally impossible for me to understand when the top of the ticket remains the same four years later.

    Friday, 28-Jun-24 04:56:09 UTC from web
  26. On the bright side it’s only $50

    Thursday, 27-Jun-24 01:50:07 UTC from web
  27. new RGG is a bit strange, Kiryu is now a monkey named AiAi and they’ve trapped him in a small ball and he has to find the seven chaos emeralds to be freed from his prison. Not sure if I like this new direction.

    Thursday, 27-Jun-24 01:44:38 UTC from web
  28. Trump is gonna spend the whole debate calling Joe Biden mean nicknames like Sleepy Joe and everyone’s gonna think it’s really shocking and whatever and then Biden’s gonna call Trump a slur 40 minutes in and people aren’t gonna know what to do

    Tuesday, 18-Jun-24 04:35:40 UTC from web in context
  29. when I turn my computer on sans the skeleton talks to me like the Fluffle Puffing green goblin mask

    Sunday, 16-Jun-24 04:32:44 UTC from web
  30. The year is 2024 and white kids are still talking like slim shady in public

    Sunday, 16-Jun-24 02:37:29 UTC from web in context