Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 21

Matt

That’s Yakuza 3 out of the way, would’ve finished it sooner but due to the way combat works it takes roughly two hours to do one random encounter of beginner level thugs

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that guy’s name is probably Celine too

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I just found the missing bottle and now I have two bottles. My credibility is in tatters.

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ordered catering for my employees and I am missing an 8oz bottle of Chik-Fil-A sauce, therefore I will be requesting a full refund on the $400 order because human error is inhumane

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these are the consequences of having an incel mindset until you’re 22 I guess

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I’m a few years out from dating being permanently weird, because pretty soon everyone in my pool is either gonna have kids (I AM BAD WITH KIDS) or be enough years younger than me that I, personally, would feel weird dating them even if other people probably don’t really care that much.

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Yakuza 3 is old and busted and scary

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i get to do some cool spaceship shots for this cartoon (not pictured: space) http://rainbowdash.net/url/876396

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getting a second job to fund mega million ticket purchases

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Reading Trump indictments as they drop is kind of like trying to watch The Mandalorian every week instead of just binging them all at the end of the season so I think I’ll just wait until the Christmas hiatus to get caught up

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I thought that Rudy Giuliani was like a made up character like until I was like 17. Reading these transcripts that the DOJ just dropped, I think I may have been right, because this guy talks like a Grand Theft Auto V parody of himself

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Each successive Trump indictment is funnier than the last because every time he’s practically begged people to riot on his behalf at the various courthouses where his arrests occur and like five people show up every time.

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(doing this pilot is going very well, I am predicting Warner Bros will give me forty million dollars for it)

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these trees have too many polygons and it makes the file unworkable, I’m gonna pull my hair out

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Like yeah I can generate trees from nothing but as things currently stand I gotta do that one by one whereas I would really like to just like designate an area for a bunch to just generate

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I hate painting backgrounds, as I’m sure I’ve mentioned, but I think I hate manually placing trees everywhere in 3D space even more so it might be time to figure out if SpeedTree has some kind of Blender-enabled equivalent

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So I was in a hotel last night because the AC broke and I’m waiting on a part to fix it. I get back home this morning and the power goes out so now the AC doesn’t matter.

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I think this hotel is not for people like me, it’s next to a bunch of corporate headquarters and data centers, the lobby is a trendy bar where a bunch of tech guys are drinking top shelf liquor, and the TV knows my name.

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ChatGPT seems to believe that Sora from Kingdom Hearts would be perfectly willing to ally with Tony Soprano but would draw the line at Walter White and I’m uncomfortable with the knowledge that, to an AI, the line between friend and foe lies somewhere between “murderous mob boss” and “murderous drug lord” and not well before both points.

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cowboys and samurais existed in the same time period

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I feel bad for laughing but I’m playing on a Minecraft server and one of the dudes in the voice chat 1:1 sounds like Chris Chan

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New Futurama’s pretty funny. Billy West‘s voice ain’t what it used to be though. Fry sounds like he’s been in the future for 23 years or something.

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In light of recent events, I’ve decided that it’s ableist to make fun of Elon Musk because… well… you know…

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(the answer is the same thing I’m currently doing but people are angry at me)

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Kiwami beaten.

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using the WGA strike as an excuse for why I have writer’s block