Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 34

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I don’t even get carded anymore when I’m going into the vape shop to buy [substances that are currently legal in the state of Virginia, but are not legal in neighboring states]. Sigh.

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i am not an alcoholic because i don't need to drink and go months at a time without drinking often, but when i do drink, i drink like an alcoholic

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the new mountain dew hard seltzer is pretty good, from best to worst it's probably watermelon, regular, black cherry, baja blast

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Look this would blow 14 year old me’s mind is what I’m trying to say

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Or, I guess, I pay in dollars, the company gets pounds.

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I pay in Pounds. My bank charges me dollars. Ain’t the future grand?

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I can license all sorts of music now through the UK-based Lickd for super reasonable prices (as low as ~£6) but I can’t have the 1997 hit single “Barbie Girl” by Aqua so what even is the point

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Heyyyyyyyyyy guys, AntVenom here, and welcome back to another Minecraft video, and today, we're gonna jam this spoon somewhere you should NEVER jam spoons, don't forget to like, subscribe and tell me which part of this horrific live leak video was your favorite in the comments below

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That Latina GTA 6 protag voted for Trump

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Started playing Star Fox Adventures for the first time today. Really loving how it’s a Zelda game, but with Star Fox characters, except occasional you meet an over-the-top cartoon character with a really thick Midlands accent and remember “oh yeah, Rare made this”.

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I'm really not a fan of the fact that despite the fact that I ended my membership on Eddsworld's Patreon more than a year ago, when two of the producers were accused of rape, that my name is apparently still in the credits. I know they have problems with sticking their junk where it don't belong but I'm trying to keep mine out of it.

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i paid £6 for this Fluffle Puffpost

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my clearance service is uk-based so i'm slightly concerned that they won't get back to me until after the queen's been buried which would be a bit of a long time to wait to release a applepost

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waiting for music to clear on a FrankerZpost, this is adulthood i guess

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(i don't, one character started with a vaguely Russian accent and then became fully Bengali later)

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i commit to the accents. better actor than Tom Hanks & Halle Berry?

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Topical! http://rainbowdash.net/url/876218

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the amount of bereavement emails I get at work is unreal, until I remember that I have two dead friends who worked for this company. Something ain’t right here, I gotta get out.

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helped a friend who lives in alabama build an entire PC with only instructions over the phone B)

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Very big fan of the morbidly obese meat manager at my store who keeps lecturing me about how drinking Red Bull is going to kill me

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Similar conversation: I’m writing this Swole Foods pitch like I would normally but normally I use language that you would either have to bleep (the f word) or get rid of entirely on linear television (a very crude way to describe sexual intercourse in the cowgirl position). Literally have no idea how this FrankerZ works. Do I bleep it myself? Do I just leave that in and wait to see if the thing actually gets picked up so S&P can tell me I have to replace the line, or…?

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There are a lot of boobs and butts and explicit sex scenes in this show!!! I don’t think you can show that on tv. Season 2 and on I get, it was produced with a TV-14 prime time audience in mind so obviously they can just avoid all that altogether but how did they get around this when it came time to rerun the first season on Adult Swim??

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decided to finally start watching Tuca & Bertie, only to realize that Netflix still owns the streaming rights to the first season even though they grapein hated the show over there. I mean, I'm still gonna watch it, but that's obnoxious.

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I am 14 pages into what is supposed to be an 11-minute (roughly 15 page) pilot and I still have no ending, FrankerZ me dude

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I have $53,000 in payroll I can give out next week and only like $48,000 in employee availability, can I just take the rest home? No? Thought not.

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Just got off the phone with a very angry customer. I am at home. Beyond furious.

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Thought about starting a Sims channel but instead of doing what everyone else does just gradually going down a weird avant-garde surreal psychological horror route.