Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 7

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how strong are the animatronics in five nights at freddy's? why does the night guard not simply fight them hand to hand

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making a video about wokeness, feel like it’s an untapped market

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had FrankerZ to do today and instead I laid in bed watching Everybody Hates Chris clips

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Silent Hill 2 is fun btw.

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http://rainbowdash.net/url/876650

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the arrest warrant doesn’t count because bribery is legal if you make the check out to the county rather than a specific individual

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Many people are saying Remy, who was raised on the streets and is physically much stronger by the way, would beat Stuart Little in a fight and 1 on 1 fisticuffs this may be true, however the environment Stuart Little was raised in is quite conducive to that of a high functioning sociopath so I think if he knows the fight is coming he might be able to pull some things Remy would have no way to see coming. He could do some very sick things to Remy, some very underhanded and immoral things. We don’t know. We simply cannot know.

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Just did a two hour GTA V stream on twitch, I sure hope their policy on n-bombs is lenient because Franklin and Lamar drop them like it was going out of style.

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i went to vote today and i feel like this must be what people in the 40s felt like seeing the same guy on the ballot now three times in a row

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I met Newt Gingrich at a John Kasich rally eight years ago. I've mentioned this before and I'm certain not everyone believed me when i said it, but that's okay, because the political landscape has shifted so much since then that if i said it today a lot of people would not know who the kiwi I'm talking about

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The National Hurricane Center has issued an advisory that there is a 70% chance of a tropical cyclone forming in my bathtub over the next 48 hours

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Just saw some guy assert nativism is more rational today than it was in 1920 because Italians don’t commit crimes but Haitians do. Yeah man, totally. Not like there was a very infamous Italian crime syndicate that ran the east coast or anything like that

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I share a birthday with Sydney Sweeney?? no wonder my dad hasn’t called

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I was there when the towers fell folks, I was in the tower and I grabbed the fireman and he was crying and he said “thank you sir” and I used my hardened outer shell to jump down the stairwell as it was falling… it’s okay

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when I was 10 I used to manage a website on FreeWebs that “hosted” (embedded videos hosted on another site) episodes of Futurama. In broadcast order, mind you, not the proper order. I wonder if it’s still up.

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the plot of Persona 4 is that your classmates keep getting thrown into the tv dimension where they meet an evil version of theirself that’s just like “I’m RACIST!” all smug like and your friend is like “NO!!! I’m not a racist!!!!” and then the evil clone gets angry and you fight them and win and your friend is like “I’m sorry guys… I actually am racist… but that’s a part of who I am, and I have to accept it”, and then they get superpowers from saying that

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Imagine getting called a Russian asset for eight years as an insult and then turning out to actually be one

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seeing Tim Pool get indicted for his involvement in a $100k a week election subversion Russian money laundering scheme is a lot funnier when you realize it would’ve been perfectly legal if he gave the state department a heads up that he was doing so first

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Me during my vacation: :)
Me paying my credit cards off after the vacation: >:(

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it’s too bad the Persona 3 Remake didn’t change the setting to the modern day so we could hear Aigis say “sigma”

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The new Beetlejuice Fanta has like the most sugar I’ve ever seen in a 16oz bottle of soda, they’re trying to send people to meet the guy himself I guess

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plenty of candidates have debated well and then lost anyway - Mitt Romney immediately comes to mind - but considering how Trump was polling in June and how he's polling now, i think there's ample room to argue that he'd probably be better off now if Joe Biden WASN'T asleep the entire debate

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very real chance that 2024 goes down in history as the first time that winning a debate caused a candidate to lose an election

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i just wanna sue somebody man i was really proud of slipping that background gag in and NOBODY noticed it, i didn't even get ONE comment about it

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wait do i sue Larry David for writing the op-ed about post-birth abortions or do i sue Donald Trump for insisting they're a thing or do i sue Ralph Northam, 73rd Governor of Virginia, for giving that weird interview that put the idea in everyone's head to begin with and causing me to inadvertently appear in the background on an NBC News report covering protests against him that one time when he did that other thing