Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 76

  1. Alright, I think it’s time to finally order a new Cintiq. This one’s served me well over the last four years, but I’m pretty sure it’s on its last legs. The touch screen is constantly Potato Knishesing up, there’s discoloration in the corner, and applying pressure results in visual distortion now.

    Sunday, 02-Aug-20 21:56:22 UTC from web
  2. Well, it is a therMOMeter... http://rainbowdash.net/url/875581

    Sunday, 02-Aug-20 08:07:17 UTC from web
  3. The joke in this cartoon is: mango! But we can’t say batcave. Instead I get to describe kiwi. That’s okay for some reason.

    Sunday, 02-Aug-20 00:23:20 UTC from web
  4. @scribus I was raised catholic and still to this day abide by a somewhat Christian lifestyle and i know 100% what people mean when they say “religious nuts”

    Saturday, 01-Aug-20 22:52:38 UTC from web in context
  5. So my neighbor, who is also one of my employees, gave me a cake for Eid yesterday because I guess that’s a tradition in Muslim cultures, is to give gifts to your neighbors on Eid. Anyway, uh, she might be dead now and I’m potentially very upset.

    Saturday, 01-Aug-20 05:16:59 UTC from web
  6. This is not a phrase I use lightly because I think it’s mostly used by racists, but this customer is a black supremacist and it gets on my nerves because he has a vendetta against every one of my non-black minority cashiers in addition to the (probably fair) vendetta against the white ones.

    Saturday, 01-Aug-20 04:16:05 UTC from web
  7. Look folks, the point is this. I almost won, and I almost won by a much, much greater amount than anyone previously thought possible, someone said they had never seen a president get that many electoral votes, and I said is that so? Can Joe Biden say he almost won? No, I don’t think he can, next question.

    Saturday, 01-Aug-20 01:42:37 UTC from web
  8. “Winning easy races is overrated”, says the Georgia GOP http://rainbowdash.net/url/875580

    Friday, 31-Jul-20 20:24:38 UTC from web in context
  9. Always surprises me how willing Trump supporters are to cover for a man who is literally retarded. Surely they could choose a much smarter evil man to throw their support behind?

    Friday, 31-Jul-20 03:37:41 UTC from web
  10. man who predicted that no man's sky would launch in a horrible, unacceptable, unfinished state has new shocking prediction about 2020: we're not going to be happy no matter what happens

    Thursday, 30-Jul-20 05:52:38 UTC from web
  11. my greatest victory is that i was right about no man's sky

    Thursday, 30-Jul-20 05:51:53 UTC from web
  12. republicans keep saying they lie to pollsters because they don't trust polls, and they don't trust polls because people lie, so the lie because they can't trust polls, therefore they can't trust the polls because people are lying, and because of that-

    Wednesday, 29-Jul-20 19:33:12 UTC from web
  13. Obama has more Emmy nominations than Trump now, this guy really can’t be better at ANYTHING

    Wednesday, 29-Jul-20 02:17:01 UTC from web
  14. what a beta cuck http://rainbowdash.net/url/875578

    Wednesday, 29-Jul-20 01:07:50 UTC from web in context
  15. Kanye’s marriage is being put to the Kanye test

    Tuesday, 28-Jul-20 03:53:46 UTC from web
  16. sure is too bad Stacy’s dad walked out, poor girl

    Monday, 27-Jul-20 19:01:43 UTC from web
  17. Fun MLB fact 3: in 2013 Matt plagiarized Harry Potter and made billions of dollars

    Sunday, 26-Jul-20 07:53:56 UTC from web
  18. Fun MLB fact 2: no he wouldn’t be because he actually killed himself in 2014

    Sunday, 26-Jul-20 04:20:13 UTC from web in context
  19. Fun MLB factz: Matt would have been a Trump supporter

    Sunday, 26-Jul-20 04:11:14 UTC from web
  20. wonder what he’s up to these days http://rainbowdash.net/url/875575

    Saturday, 25-Jul-20 21:55:39 UTC from web
  21. I’m not saying Bud’s a bad person, but the only reason he doesn’t fool around with married women is because he was punished for it last time. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875574

    Friday, 24-Jul-20 23:00:03 UTC from web
  22. @scribus he gave a very “somber and serious” press conference where he refrained from blasting the media, and he stayed off of Twitter for about 48 hours where all he did was retweet campaign and White House statements and, in one instance, encourage the Senate to pass a bill that the leaders of both parties already publicly endorsed. His next press conference was, of course, a total appleshow. I imagine his new campaign manager was behind the changes and I imagine he’ll be fired very soon.

    Friday, 24-Jul-20 03:07:30 UTC from web in context
  23. the president’s new “serious” leadership style lasted literally 24 hours, I’m dead

    Wednesday, 22-Jul-20 22:34:13 UTC from web in context
  24. @scribus two people, straight-up eighty years old, start scuffling when the get off the bus. Idk who started it but they were each saying the other one shoved them. They were yelling and pushing each other and one of them started demanding we call the police and then when the police came suddenly the dude didn’t speak English and we had to get a Chinese-speaking cashier to interpret and at some point in the translation his story changed and he said nobody shoved anybody, she just fell. Nobody got arrested but I’m pretty sure the lady’s gonna press charges cos they’re neighbors and they have to see each other every day.

    Wednesday, 22-Jul-20 20:58:35 UTC from web in context
  25. there was an old person fight today and we had to call the police, and I’ve only been at work for half an hour

    Wednesday, 22-Jul-20 20:29:08 UTC from web in context
  26. President Eisenhower says: I shop at Swole Foods, the grocery store of tomorrow!

    Tuesday, 21-Jul-20 21:44:23 UTC from web
  27. Sponsored by: Malignia Cigarettes! With additional contributions from: Puritan Motors - Unstoppable American engineering at its finest.

    Tuesday, 21-Jul-20 21:43:19 UTC from web
  28. The scene itself is only about a minute long so we’re really going all out. The character I portray, Walton Swolefood, is presenting The Grocery Store of Tomorrow. Got the idea from watching old television anthologies where Walt Disney himself presented status updates on the construction of Disneyland.

    Tuesday, 21-Jul-20 21:39:02 UTC from web
  29. I just need to smoke a cigarette for this one live-action scene but it takes place in the 50s and I know filtered cigarettes were for “women” back then and those kinds of little details bug me when people get them wrong so I don’t want to be the one getting it wrong. The box itself is a modified Marlboro box with a fake brand name and logo on it.

    Tuesday, 21-Jul-20 21:32:33 UTC from web
  30. @scribus Might try that.

    Tuesday, 21-Jul-20 21:20:51 UTC from web in context