Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 75

  1. That would be funny, if it weren’t for the fact that every woman I knew in high school disassociated from me because I treated them all like crap. Joke’s on you, past Matt. You’re sad every day now!

    Saturday, 15-Aug-20 08:31:46 UTC from web
  2. Why won’t women date me? It probably has something to do with the fact that when I draw them, they all look like men. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875599

    Saturday, 15-Aug-20 08:22:13 UTC from web
  3. This comic is actually has two jokes in it but the second one will only ever be apparent to me and one other person.

    Saturday, 15-Aug-20 06:49:05 UTC from web
  4. @tiff I really thought he’d have left or been ousted from Rick & Morty by now but watching Roiland’s solo show helped me realize that Dan Harmon isn’t the hero he asked for, but he’s the one we deserve

    Saturday, 15-Aug-20 01:23:38 UTC from web in context
  5. I love when Dan Harmon says something mean about Trump and people start bringing up that time he humped a baby doll in a Channel 101 sketch ten years ago.

    Friday, 14-Aug-20 23:55:20 UTC from web in context
  6. I knew this was coming but i didn’t quite realize how weird it would be to see the word “Fox” dropped from the Fox assets that Disney acquired. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875597

    Friday, 14-Aug-20 07:51:23 UTC from web in context
  7. Hmm. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875596

    Friday, 14-Aug-20 03:01:09 UTC from web
  8. Not sure how, six months in, I’m still having to turn around and go back to my house after forgetting my mask, but here we are.

    Thursday, 13-Aug-20 20:10:41 UTC from web in context
  9. I guess I’m not sure what I expected, but AI Dungeon gets extremely vulgar and graphic if you decide to do a sex with one of the NPCs. I discovered this after typing “FrankerZ the dragon” in

    Thursday, 13-Aug-20 18:25:03 UTC from web
  10. @scribus I’m going to /probably/ have two mostly-similar cartoons sitting unlisted on my channel come November, one for a Biden win and one for a Trump win, and then I’ll just release whichever one matches up with reality. Would be nice to finally be the topical one.

    Wednesday, 12-Aug-20 18:27:41 UTC from web in context
  11. The plan was to finish it and then sit on it until the announcement so that I could release it that night.

    Tuesday, 11-Aug-20 22:36:13 UTC from web in context
  12. Confession time: I had a partially made cartoon about Vice President Kamala Harris that I decided not to finish because it was looking like she wouldn’t be Biden’s running mate after she was vetted. Egg on my face.

    Tuesday, 11-Aug-20 22:35:43 UTC from web
  13. ...and McCarthy, on the very slim chance he becomes speaker of the house, is 55 as well.

    Saturday, 08-Aug-20 22:40:26 UTC from web
  14. (Aside from Trump and Biden, who are mega old, both of Biden’s top VP picks are 55, Pence is 61, and Pelosi is 80)

    Saturday, 08-Aug-20 21:07:18 UTC from web
  15. Never realized how young the last stretch of Presidents has been. Clinton was 46, Bush was 54, Obama was 47. To put that into some context, every person who could potentially be president next year, elected or otherwise, is at least 55, and every president between Clinton and Kennedy ranged from the mid-50s to late-60s.

    Saturday, 08-Aug-20 21:04:26 UTC from web
  16. he just looks like older bill clinton put on a wig

    Saturday, 08-Aug-20 08:02:42 UTC from web
  17. unrelated, but I found this picture of a young bill clinton and i'm a little freaked out by how much he just looks like future President Bill Clinton http://rainbowdash.net/url/875591

    Saturday, 08-Aug-20 07:58:38 UTC from web
  18. I went and looked into it and the candidate who won the highest percentage of the white vote since 1992 was actually Mitt Romney in 2012, with 59%. Trump and Bush 43 (2004) are tied at 58%. McCain and Bush (2000) won 55%. Dole got 48% in 1996. Bush 41 got 40% in 1992 while Clinton got 39%, so there's room to argue that Clinton probably would have won the white vote in 1992 (and been the only Democrat to do so) if Ross Perot wasn't on the ballot (he won 20%). In terms of Democrats, Obama has the best performance among white voters, which he achieved in 2008. That was... 43%.

    Saturday, 08-Aug-20 07:53:59 UTC from web
  19. Kinda makes you wonder why he felt like he needed to cheat. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875590

    Saturday, 08-Aug-20 07:39:10 UTC from web
  20. The only reason I can assume Nixon won the white vote in his elections is because he won the everyone's vote.

    Saturday, 08-Aug-20 07:37:51 UTC from web
  21. @scribus eh, that's not exactly uncommon for a Republican, if anything it's a little low. McCain had 55% of whites in 2008, and he lost the election by a bigger margin than any candidate of the 21st century. No Democrat has carried the white vote since at least 1964, and maybe even before that, the data only goes back to 1976.

    Saturday, 08-Aug-20 07:37:12 UTC from web in context
  22. “We will win at least a few states, some of them perhaps by decent margins!” -President Trump

    Friday, 07-Aug-20 21:19:53 UTC from web in context
  23. Love watching Trump shift the goalposts from “we will win this election big!” to “we will win Ohio big!”

    Friday, 07-Aug-20 20:38:54 UTC from web
  24. draw something for someone you love! http://rainbowdash.net/url/875588

    Friday, 07-Aug-20 07:57:35 UTC from web
  25. Damn, they play The Simpsons reruns on ABC now? That’s Fluffle Puffed up Disney, can’t believe you’d do Fox like that

    Thursday, 06-Aug-20 20:16:11 UTC from web
  26. Wow journalists sure do have goldfish memory http://rainbowdash.net/url/875585

    Wednesday, 05-Aug-20 07:32:57 UTC from web in context
  27. So glad I get to record the line “I’m too big for those” in Swole Foods now, thanks Covid.

    Tuesday, 04-Aug-20 21:37:50 UTC from web in context
  28. since i'm spending so much money today i also finally paid off *most of* my university debt... that papaya hurted

    Monday, 03-Aug-20 07:32:35 UTC from web in context
  29. we don’t need Burger King anymore..... it’s time for a Burger Republic

    Monday, 03-Aug-20 00:45:48 UTC from web
  30. I’ve been working so much overtime since this pandemic started that a new Cintiq only cost me one paycheck......

    Sunday, 02-Aug-20 22:53:27 UTC from web