Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 77

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I need a pack of non-filter cigarettes for a video shoot (no, seriously) and nobody in this damn hippy town sells them. >:C

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If you flip two coins you can assume that 25% of the time, both coins will land on heads. This would make it an unlikely event. However, you flip both coins, and they both land on heads. Are you incorrect for thinking that this outcome was unlikely?

According to a Trump supporter, yes, you are, you batcaveing retard, it landed on heads, how could it be a 25% chance if it happened?

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when’s the third war of Scottish independence, I’m tired of all of this sexual tension

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And, as with his impeachment and his 2016 popular vote deficit, he would be in good historical company amongst America’s losers. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875572

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IMO, the most likely outcome: Trump refuses to accept the result publicly, then come January 20th he quietly leaves the White House in his motorcade, riding in a separate limo from Biden. Biden is driven down Pennsylvania Avenue to the Capitol as is tradition for his inauguration, while Trump is driven to Reagan International, where he boards Air Force One, which takes him to Florida where he retires without attending his successor’s inauguration.

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Trump’s next few months are going to be like yanking a shard of glass out of an artery.

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people saying “wait until the debates!!!!!!” re:Biden seem to be forgetting that he usually kills it in one-on-one debates because he’s able to focus all of his energy in one direction, this happened both in 2008 and 2012 but also just recently in his one-on-one against Sanders. The debates won’t save Trump, rather if he makes a comeback it would have to be due to his own maneuvering, he can’t rely on Biden to make a slip (and pushing the narrative that Biden is incoherent will just make Biden seem like a genius when he’s able to string together a few complete sentences because the bar has been lowered). that take reeks of desperation and I hate hearing it so much

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get ready for associate justice Rudy Giuliani

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(It’s a joke that goes two ways, to - the airliner’s logo is based on JetBlue, an airliner which until recently had a hilariously tiny destination list.)

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this joke will either be super irrelevant or more relevant than ever after this November http://rainbowdash.net/url/875570

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http://rainbowdash.net/url/875568 great now i gotta figure out what all of the in-between background buildings house. beyond the grocery store and the liquor store the only other business i knew for sure would be in the plaza were a Five Guys parody (not pictured, across the street) and an Irish pub which serves as the setting for an unfortunately large amount of the show.

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do furries like chimps too or are they too human-like, if I was a furry these are questions I would have the answers to

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these days my friends all call me a furry because I like playing as cat people in video games (in reality I just like cats a lot, I would own a hundred if the state would let me) but if they saw me actually try to draw any animals they would change their tune real quick, because this is very obviously the first time I’ve ever drawn a chimp http://rainbowdash.net/url/875566

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All of the video game hardware for the next generation relies on ray tracing for cutting-edge graphics, meanwhile I actually removed raytracing from the equation for Swole Foods’ CGI. The lights were too realistic in all of my test renders and it was making the materials look really cherryty when I was using Cycles, so I moved everything over to EEVEE, a render engine which forgoes raytracing for a more simple (and faster) rasterization approach similar to what you see in video games. Makes visual prototyping fast and easy because I can work on things in real time, AND with the addition of ink-textured wireframes and watercolor-based material textures, makes a CGI still look like it was drawn onto a cel.

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Even though it would probably end up being exactly as lame as my current job.

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Man today’s one of those days where I think about getting my shooting certified so I can take a private security job.

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This is (maybe) President Gerry Larson, the 46th-ish President of the United States of America in Swole Foods. Formerly a US Senator from West Virginia, and before that a businessman with assets all over the world, his biggest claim to fame is actually that his father, Joe Larson, served a single term as President. He was elected in a very contentious election where the two candidates reached a tie in the electoral college. Congress eventually chose Larson as the next President and he entered office with an incredibly low approval rating. I don’t know what party he’s with but New Jersey didn’t vote for him (and frankly, he didn’t want their votes anyway) http://rainbowdash.net/url/875563

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I woke up today feeling great so I guess I don’t have North Florida Virus

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now is a really bad time to be spending a month trying to shake four different illnesses. One goes away and the next one comes and everyone around me thinks I have North Florida Virus.

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“Rick & Morty but it’s Star Trek” doesn’t sound very good

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pretty sure I’m gonna be playing Skyrim into old age. Coming up on a decade next year, still not bored.

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The Lion King 3: Simba’s Hernia

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Isn’t Sarah Michelle Gellar a little old to be starring in a Buffy revival

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Kat is (current year - 1997) years old, Bud is (cy - 1998). Mo’s the one I haven’t quite figure out yet other than he’s old enough to be their very young father.

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FULL DISCLOSURE: the characters are in their early twenties at the start of the series and will age in real time so it's not illegal to sleep with your friend's mom, it just SHOULD be illegal

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i wrote a swole foods episode called "Doin' Your Mom" and it's about Bud sleeping with Kat's mom and I'm a little disturbed at how easy this one was to write. Most of them take a couple of weeks. A lot of currently still unfinished scripts. This one I started and finished over the weekend, I already knew exactly what every story beat would be. It was horrifying.