Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 9

  1. (also i apologize in advance to any native irish who will be sharing a road with me soon)

    about a year ago from web
  2. watching a video about how to drive in ireland and one of these comments is just a guy saying that wokeness is the reason irish roads are so small. ?????????

    about a year ago from web
  3. Just been confronted with the bizarre revelation that Tyler Perry’s House of Payne is still on TV today and I think my reality is in shambles

    about a year ago from web
  4. the concept of a swing voter was already pretty nuts to me but that concept becomes fundamentally impossible for me to understand when the top of the ticket remains the same four years later.

    about a year ago from web
  5. On the bright side it’s only $50

    about a year ago from web
  6. new RGG is a bit strange, Kiryu is now a monkey named AiAi and they’ve trapped him in a small ball and he has to find the seven chaos emeralds to be freed from his prison. Not sure if I like this new direction.

    about a year ago from web
  7. Trump is gonna spend the whole debate calling Joe Biden mean nicknames like Sleepy Joe and everyone’s gonna think it’s really shocking and whatever and then Biden’s gonna call Trump a slur 40 minutes in and people aren’t gonna know what to do

    about a year ago from web in context
  8. when I turn my computer on sans the skeleton talks to me like the Fluffle Puffing green goblin mask

    about a year ago from web
  9. The year is 2024 and white kids are still talking like slim shady in public

    about a year ago from web in context
  10. Persona 3 is pretty fun but I’m noticing a disturbing lack of Sonic the Fighters

    about a year ago from web
  11. Tony Soprano walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says,

    about a year ago from web
  12. “Trump Shows Empathy for Biden After Son’s Conviction” is an article The Hill ran today that’s a bit funny to me because he did the same with the senator from New Jersey when he was indicted for accepting gold bars from Saudi businessmen. Guy’s just attracted to criminals, I guess.

    about a year ago from web
  13. @scribus I have had a “background check” in progress for two and a half years at DoorDash because of an error on their backend that nobody has ever been able to help me with.

    about a year ago from web in context
  14. I have dressed like a weenie with no fashion sense for basically my entire life and I’m like cool with that but I think people are starting to think I only have like two shirts because everything I wear looks the same

    about a year ago from web in context
  15. http://rainbowdash.net/url/876610

    about a year ago from web
  16. Started Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise, the last (officially localized) Yakuza game that I haven’t played. It’s a mostly average game that’s made amazing by the fact that for four dollars you can turn Kenshiro into Kazuma Kiryu and just play through the entire game looking like that

    about a year ago from web
  17. Just saw a CNN article with the headline “Cracker Barrel Is In A Battle For Relevancy” and I have to wonder what compels someone to report on whether or not a diner you eat at exclusively during road trips is doing well financially.

    about a year ago from web
  18. find some japanese guy who's never seen breaking bad, show it to him, and tell him it's an american adaptation of death note

    about a year ago from web
  19. animators having beef with each other is incredibly unproductive because it takes nine months to release a diss, with that being said, man cherry FreedomToons, that guy is a cock.

    about a year ago from web
  20. i went to one of those donald trump forums to read sweet sweet cope, but after seeing what people were posting i am now somewhat worried about being on a terror watch list

    about a year ago from web
  21. Why do we carry staples in the same kinds of boxes we keep handgun ammo

    about a year ago from web
  22. Memorial Day weekend, and in DC at least that means no traffic anywhere

    about a year ago from web
  23. In just a few days one of the United States’ two major party nominees will be a convicted felon and it’s still only gonna be a 50-50 race

    about a year ago from web
  24. It’s prom night which means the high schoolers are all in my store having fun and as is depressingly common it’s reminding me how I spent my high school years animating terrible horse cartoons and being terminally online instead of actually having fun with my own peers.

    about a year ago from web
  25. @adiwan I laughed at like one joke in Paradise PD which is more than the zero in the two episodes of Mr. Birchum that you can currently watch (on Ben Shapiro’s website, which I TOTALLY paid for and DIDN’T find it somewhere else illegally). It’s about a wood shop teacher (apparently it’s a character Adam Corolla played in his standup sets back in the 90s?) who’s upset about “kids these days” and is constantly antagonized by a caricature of a 2012 Tumblr SJW. He’s a lot like Hank Hill, except that unlike Hank he doesn’t grow at the end of the episode because the show portrays his “kids these days” mindset as the correct mindset. The first episode has him conscripting his students to do unpaid labor in his house and the SJW character is portrayed as being in the wrong for trying to get him fired over it.

    about a year ago from web in context
  26. Adam Corolla's new series "Mr. Birchum" is the worst Family Guy clone not because of its right-wing politics, but because despite advertising itself as "the show the LEFT doesn't want you to see!!!!", and "too OFFENSIVE and ANTI-WOKE for mainstream television", the show itself is so tame and inoffensive that I'm left wondering if it was a retooled daytime Cartoon Network pitch that didn't get picked up or something

    about a year ago from web in context
  27. You’ve seen him in adulthood… you’ve seen his childhood… now you get to see his first steps. YOUNGER SHELDON premieres this fall on NBC

    about a year ago from web
  28. please get my grandfather away from even the most minor position of power

    about a year ago from web
  29. I’m immediately related to a frankly awful elected official and I will not elaborate on that because I like to forget it

    about a year ago from web
  30. @adiwan I got one of these from my Republican neighbor who was running for local office but was refusing to state his political affiliation because my district was like Biden+20 or something like that. He encouraged me to contact him so I sent him an email about his frankly horrific and cartoonishly evil platform. I never received a response and now I get dirty looks when he sees me walk down the street.

    about a year ago from web in context