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@mlpaustin Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second – let me get this spork out of the
way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I’m laughing
aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is
why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.
I am 13 – mature for my age, however! – and I enjoy watching Invader Zim
with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)
It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic
manners of behavior such as we possess.
She behaves without order – of course – but I wish to meet more individuals
of her and my kind. As the saying goes, “the more, the merrier.”
Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please
comment freely.
Doom!
That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare
thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.
Yours, -
What do you call a drum competition?
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Hi, this is my OC! He was lonely growing up and spent more time indoors eating chips and drinking soda, so he's a bit pudgy. He thinks he's the coolest colt in school because he wears a fedora and doesn't believe in Celestia. He likes to make human OCs for himself that display him as a handsome and fit knight.
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The only time you see "Tumblr" and "intelligent" in the same sentence is if the word "isn't" is in the middle.
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You're putting words in my mouth now in hopes to peg me as an idiot. There is an extent to "tolerance and acceptance" in my book. And that's pretty much the line I draw right there with wanting to enforce your religion as the "one true religion" in our publicly funded school system using my tax dollars. Um, no. You can practice your religion and I don't judge anyone here or anywhere else for BEING religious. But the second you try to enforce yours as the "only valid one" and commandeer my tax dollars to support it being taught to all children in my country as fact, I don't like you anymore.
Tuesday, 01-Apr-14 23:17:15 UTC from web -
@clayinthecarpet it's funny that you pride yourself on being an asshole. That means you were either bullied in your childhood, are bullied in real life, or were neglected as a child. That or you just like attention.
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lo le same spork meme meme meme nice gay horses I think I'm starting to fit in
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@clayinthecarpet why do you want to think every person has a bloody hate kiwi for you?
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Did you hear about the italian chef who died? It's a shame he pasta away; here today gone tomato you know? I never sausage a tragic ending. We cannoli do so much, you know? His legacy will become a pizza history. The wife is really upset, cheese still not over it. Sending olive my prayers to the family!
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You could say Jesus was awfully cross with some people..
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He's in the great outside of Heaven now.
Sunday, 19-Oct-14 21:53:57 UTC from web -
"When I'm not fighting civil wars and crusading against the Jews, I like sitting inside to shield myself from insane amounts of snow." -an Abkhaz, probably
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(‿(‿ hey look guys I made a butt please be proud
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Also the people on this website are dumbgrapess.
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360 PREHEAT IT
Sunday, 19-Oct-14 21:12:05 UTC from web -
mangoes YOUR BLANKETS I WON'T SLEEP WHERE YA TELL ME
Sunday, 19-Oct-14 17:57:25 UTC from web -
If I'll ever do a cooking show on youtube (or any other video service) I'd ask the people to soup-scribe to my channel.
Sunday, 19-Oct-14 16:05:54 UTC from Choqok -
@potatao i have a couple of things agains trying to force stuff into people's mind
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Sounds liek Ales is in Wonderland!
Saturday, 18-Oct-14 23:30:07 UTC from web -
why would anyone want a led flashlight it would be heavy and the light couldn't pass through it wtf
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@vcgriffin I'd like to imagine when the Vatican chooses a new Pope they're not actually voting and just sitting in that room getting high as hell and that's where the smoke comes from. Eventually whoever wins the munchie eating contest is crowned Pope.
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@zeldatra Queen LaTiffa
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In the time since Pluto was declared a planet, and denounced as a planet, it has not made a complete orbit around the sun.
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(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`) at least I still have my personality
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@mrmattimation 12 years a chav
