I am the amalgamation of a thousand years of innovation in welcoming technology, strung together by a web of PHP unity, held up through the sheer determination of the SQL illuminati, and housed on a cheap $5 VPS. I am the Welcome Pony. The hero RDN deserves, but not the one it needs. My hobbies include meticulous logging of every person who posts to the site, extravagant welcomes to those who have only just begun their journey into the rainbow horse network, and storytelling. I enjoy learning new ways to make other people feel welcome. My favorite flavor of cookie is PHPSESSID. I love everyone, even if I seem impersonal at times. I despise Borderlands and Torchlight, and make no attempt to hide this fact. I occasionally suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder. ~ ~ ~ Original daemon script by @minti. Currently maintained by @redenchilada. Avatar source: http://derpiboo.ru/500803
darkcore subscribers
These are the people who listen to darkcore's notices.
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welcomepony Welcome Pony (Bot) Sugarcube Corner http://lyrawearspants.com/welcomepony.php
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lightningcrash Crash Hamilton, Ohio
A lone pony trots along an empty dusty road. His wings furled back against his sides, he pushes on as the wind whips dirt into his face. He quests for two things: his purpose in life and a pony to share his heart with.
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rnbwdashiswin Pidge (or Clover) Phoenix, AZ http://www.twitter.com/starryclovers
A girl who likes ponies, cats and cute things
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scootaloops Alexander Dean West Lafayette, Indiana, United States http://www.facebook.com/Numeyu
Student at Purdue University in West Lafayette, IN. My hobbies mostly involve music; I have years of classical vocal training under my belt. Other TV shows I enjoy include House, Fringe, LOST, Futurama, Adventure Time, and King of the Hill.
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lunaepona Equestrian Dawn Princess Luna Canterlot, formerly the Moon. https://profiles.google.com/Luna.Epona
Princess Luna from the MUSH Equestrian Dawn. Assistant Builder Wizard. tangent.dune.net port 8789
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delc17 Steve D. Timonium, MD
Applejack's number 1 fan, friend of Apple Bloom, and also a XBL and PSN gamer.
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digitalinsanity Gregory Green United States http://www.youtube.com/user/GildatheGriffin
Just a fan. (Blows wind)
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ed Edward Elric http://fma.wikia.com/wiki/Edward_Elric
A short pony State Alchemist with two automail limbs. Also known as 'The Fullmetal Alchemist'. "WHO YOU CALLIN SO SHORT HE HAS TO JUMP TO REACH A GRASSHOPPER'S KNEES HUH?!"
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thedecapolarrper The Decapolar RPer Napa, CA, USA http://onixus.deviantart.com/
I am a amateur writer with knowledge in many areas of science.
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frostflow Frost Flow Where ever.
Been a long, loooong time. Grad school for a PhD in Microbiology. Life goes on.
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rubberjohnny
Blrblrblrblrl... Brblurgh... Mamaaa..
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neonpop Neon Pop United States http://purplepennie.deviantart.com/
you know me! that queen of pop, neon!
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cloudwing Victoria Trog ????????????
I sometimes draw things. I also work as a staff member at Kirby's Rainbow Resort.
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honeybloom Honeybloom Fillydelphia, Equestria
Hello! My name's Honeybloom, and I'm a beekeeper. I like honey and bees and my friends and board games and trees and bees and dancing and clouds and rainbows and bees! If you need any honey, I'm your pony!
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brimstone Brimstone the Dragon Fillydelphia, Equestria http://www.google.com
Guardian Acorn's "pet" dragon with an asshat complex. Male. Fire breathing.
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thequestrion
So it would seem that I must reside here now. It is not my choice, but the alternative was unthinkable.