Notices by RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada), page 81

  1. Wen u bananapost 2 the horse site n the horse site mod sez MATT WHY n u keep doin it til u fam smh they heds n u don't say nothin n u keep cherrypostin

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 17:24:16 UTC from web
  2. @northernnarwhal Not to mention the ones who come back and start chastising me for not bagging their things exactly how they wanted. I feel like in that situation I should just find an excuse to switch registers and make them bag their own damn groceries

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 17:13:52 UTC from web in context
  3. /me vents

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 17:09:08 UTC from web
  4. It's almost as bad as the people who buy two carts' worth of groceries and then don't take a single cart over to the bagger until everything has been scanned. Meanwhile I'm behind it all playing Tetris while things are literally falling off the counter because the cashier is absentmindedly scanning things without looking at how they're putting them on the belt

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 17:07:54 UTC from web
  5. @northernnarwhal Oh. Well, people here love to take the minicarts and pile them sky-high full of bulky items and stuff until it would barely even fit in a full-size. I'm sure they think they're clever but trying to get everything back into one of those is the bane of my existence

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 17:05:36 UTC from web in context
  6. @northernnarwhal Nah, I mean the ones that are like regular carts except only half as long and the baskets are smaller

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 17:02:10 UTC from web in context
  7. @thelastgherkin *uppercuts*

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 17:00:01 UTC from web in context
  8. @northernnarwhal Does your store have minicarts

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 16:58:15 UTC from web in context
  9. Alternatively, someone will bring their disgusting unwashed reusable bags again. That's pretty much a constant of life.

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 16:56:12 UTC from web in context
  10. Alright so since I won't have time tonight for your regularly scheduled complaints about work, allow me to predict one: someone will go through the cash register with eight 50- pound bags of dog food, all positioned so that they need moved to reach the barcodes, and I'll get to scan them all. And they'll all be different types, so I can't just scan one eight times either!

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 16:54:02 UTC from web
  11. Today is going to be a great d- oh wait, I'm not off today.

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 16:51:43 UTC from web in context
  12. @northernnarwhal Feel the writer's butthurt

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 07:04:39 UTC from web in context
  13. @yodelerty http://i.imgur.com/bWFW5I3.jpg

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 06:38:37 UTC from web
  14. And then I'll begin withdrawing the rest in $1 bills in order to roll around in

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 06:32:54 UTC from web in context
  15. @northernnarwhal I honestly don't even have anything I wanna buy, so aside from the aforementioned cut to helping with bills maybe I'll save up for a new laptop or something to replace ol' Cloudsdale here

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 06:31:26 UTC from web in context
  16. @northernnarwhal I make more than you per week overall then, so ha..... but then half of my paycheck is absorbed by my family to contribute to bills ;_;

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 06:23:29 UTC from web in context
  17. @northernnarwhal How many hours do you get in a week though......

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 06:21:12 UTC from web in context
  18. @northernnarwhal Try cheating it. I have to leave a 0 as-is to make anything legible out of mine

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 06:18:57 UTC from web in context
  19. You lucky Fluffle Puffs

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 06:17:40 UTC from web in context
  20. @northernnarwhal A bit above. $8.50 and minimum here I think is $7.25?

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 06:12:13 UTC from web in context
  21. Oh my god I think I should change the phone number on my resume to be written like that

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 06:08:56 UTC from web
  22. Oh my god I just realized what I could write my phone number as though

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 06:06:28 UTC from web
  23. I wish I had a phone number like that

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 06:05:14 UTC from web
  24. @northernnarwhal No that's 832-555-MEME

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 06:03:58 UTC from web in context
  25. @zazzle I am Schroedinger's Furry

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 06:01:52 UTC from web in context
  26. @northernnarwhal No I posted Jenny's but with my area code tacked onto it

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 06:00:37 UTC from web in context
  27. @northernnarwhal I missed this post. Five six-hour days per week

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 05:58:37 UTC from web in context
  28. @northernnarwhal 8328675309

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 05:57:21 UTC from web in context
  29. Why in the cherryING banana is steam asking for my phone number

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 05:45:23 UTC from web in context
  30. @scribus Now try pinching yourself

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 04:09:27 UTC from web in context