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  1. Which will the public see first: Donald Trump's tax returns, or Matt's Undertale porn?

    about 7 hours ago from web
    • I needed a mnemonic device at work today and the acronym I came up with was # I am going to pierce my eyes

      about 7 hours ago from web
      • Sonic & Uncles

        about 20 hours ago from web
        • If you think about it, Yu-Gi-Oh is just Mummies Alive with card games

          about a day ago from web
          • http://pny.lv/1fbck

            about a day ago from web
            • Weesnaw

              about a day ago from web
            • I had completely forgotten Weird Al was in My Little Pony

              about 3 days ago from web
            • Homura we're in Undertale

              about 2 days ago from web
              • Sometimes you get the bar and sometimes the bear gets you.

                about 2 days ago from web
                • It's Bunt

                  about 2 days ago from web
                  • In honor of national coming out day, I'd just like to say: You're all gay.

                    about 2 days ago from web
                  • My videos are for ages of audience

                    about 3 days ago from web
                    • I'm glad the Chiliad Mystery Investigation is going so well and doesn't sound completely deranged at this point: http://i.imgur.com/IpJTKjh.jpg

                      about 3 days ago from web
                      • I'm a simple hitman. If you give me a target and have him stand anywhere near a woodchipper, one thing is going to lead to the other

                        about 3 days ago from web
                        • The problem with shaving is that I have to look at myself, which makes me want to commit suicide, but /not/ shaving leads to me developing a neckbeard, which /also/ makes me want to commit suicide.

                          about 3 days ago from web
                        • I'm pretty confused about the chronology here. Did You apologise the same day as You said You were angry? http://pny.lv/1f7ch

                          about 3 days ago from web
                          • "If you are seen placing a mine, it will be considered a suspicious act" thanks hitman.

                            about 3 days ago from web
                            • There are no bees in Equestria

                              about 3 days ago from web
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                              • @ceruleanspark There are no buses in Gensōkyō.

                                about 3 days ago in context
                              • @adiwan Close your eyes and visualise the following: You are running through a forest, and see a hive hanging low in the branch of a sycamore tree. If you do not know what a sycamore tree looks like, you can substitute oak, or cedar, or any other large tree. You think it may be fun to throw rocks at the hive. You are misguided. Bees begin pouring out. An unending torrent of bees. They are swarming you. They are stinging you, and you are flailing in a futile attempt to get them off. It's worse now and they have crawled inside of you. In through your tear ducts, and down your throat, muffling your screams. Now they are the ones that are desperate. Desperate to escape their new fleshy prison. They bite and sting, in an attempt to escape from you, but you have no way of letting them escape their bonds despite it being the only thing in the world that is important to you at this very moment.

                                about 3 days ago in context
                              • @ceruleanspark Nice creepypasta. 10/10 would post again.

                                about 3 days ago in context
                            • Mai just told Joey to kill himself

                              about 4 days ago from web
                            • in another few hours the sun will rise

                              about 4 days ago from web
                            • THE ONLY ONE WORTH WATCHING, MUSHI

                              about 4 days ago from web
                            • Living the Imperial dream: https://i.imgur.com/hJJ9ltO.jpg. Be Rich, Fly a Dick.

                              about 4 days ago from web
                              • Is a bearded weirdo a beirdo

                                about 4 days ago from web
                              • pokemon

                                about 5 days ago from web
                              • Hot take: the first two Harry Potter movies are better than any of the other Harry Potter movies

                                about 6 days ago from web
                              • You can tell Spyro: Year of the Dragon came out in 2000 from all the skateboarding levels

                                about 6 days ago from web
                                • In my dream I was a Midsummer Murders-type detective trying to solve a murder in like a craft store or chintzy shop. None of my suspects were being co-operative so someone lit a fire so everybody had to evacuate and it turned out all the suspects were vampires and incinerated in the sunlight. That case solved itself

                                  about 6 days ago from web
                                  • two sex bots liked my (hilarious) tweet and they both have the same profile pic but one is flipped horizontally

                                    about 6 days ago from web
                                  • Dat dat daddladdle at dat circus dat dat daddleaddle at dat afro

                                    about 6 days ago from web
                                    • The Sailor Moon landing was fake

                                      about 7 days ago from web

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